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ERIDAN AMPORA
VS
TAVROS NITRAM
BEGIN!
prince a hope here to say wwhats wwhat
wwhos the hottest shit and wwhos really not
sorry to say tavv but just lend me your ear
its pretty fuckin certain youll be losin here
you literally spent half our game asleep
i wwas KICKIN ASS wwhile you wwere countin sheep
prospits the planet for the lamest jerks
from derse you get the guys wwho knoww howw shit wworks
as the wwhite carapaces wwere pamperin you all day
i wwas gettin shit DONE on L-O-WW-AA
you could talk to your consorts
wwhich is wwimpy for sure
i had to slaughter mine
tooth and claww
wwhile i massacred angels in hopeful glory
you wwere easily the most boring one in our story
youre the shittiest player on both of our teams
and dont expect support from your "self-esteems"
your "rufio" is the fakest fake
hes NOT REAL tavvros for fucks sake
even faker than the magic i dont use in my wwand
so wwithout him there
you may as wwell abscond
just quit it rust blood
its ovver
youre through
the prince of hope knowws that theres no hope for you
dont fuck wwith the vvioletblood
wwhen your color looks like mud
so givve it up nitram
and "rufio" too
yOU CAN MOCK MY BROWN BLOOD, bUT ONE THING WON'T GO,,,
yOU NEVER PICK ON RUFIO,
hE'S MY SELF-ESTEEM, mAKES ME FEEL STRONG,
aND WHEN HE'S ON MY SIDE, i CAN PROVE YOU WRONG,
fAKE HE MAY BE, bUT I BELIEVE IN HIM,,,
aND THAT MAKES HIS FAKENESS START TO DIM,
tHE CONFIDENCE I GET SHINES THROUGH,
aND, i THINK, i CAN BEAT YOU
uH, i HOPE
tavv thats the most bullshit i evver heard
dont talk about hope
you hardly knoww that wword
your confident claims are fuckin absurd
you shuttin up wwould be preferred
id kill you right noww
and feel no remorse
shoot you right through
wwith SCIENCE of course
though it dont help noww
cos vvris wwent and killed you
but wwhen she pushed you off that cliff
you shoulda died then too
yOU CAN'T SAY THAT,,,
tHAT'S JUST, uNFAIR,
i KNOW I CAN'T FLY THROUGH THE AIR,
nOT LIKE PUPA,
wHO I WISHED I COULD, A,
bEEN IN THAT MOMENT,
dURING MY DESCENT,
yET, tHEN, i DID NOT DIE,
i STILL DON'T KNOW WHY,
bUT, iRREGARDLESSLY, i DID SURVIVE,
wHICH MEANS i DESERVED, tHEN, TO BE ALIVE,
uNLIKE YOU, wHO IS AWFUL IN EVERY WAY,,,
iN THE THINGS YOU DO, aND THE THINGS YOU SAY,,
yOU KILLED YOUR EX AND YOUR FRIEND,
tHAT'S NOT COOL, bRO,,,,
aND NOW OUR SPECIES WILL END,
cOS YOU SHOT THE MATRI-O,
yOU SAY YOU'RE THE PRINCE,
bUT I AIN'T SEEN SUCH LAME SINCE,,,,,
tHE,, uH,,, oTHER LAME THING,
hOW CAN I CONVINCE,,,
(aND, uHHH, nOT LAME AS IN, nOT BEING ABLE TO WALK,,,)
(lIKE I USED TO BE,)
(bUT, tHAT'S NOT RELEVANT,)
(i SHOULD GET bACK TO, KICKING YOUR ASS, hAHAHA, yESSSS,,,)
dUDE, THAT CAPE YOU WEAR,
iT'S NOT EVEN FOR GOD TIER,,,
(wOW, tHAT WAS A BAD RHYME,,,)
(iT WAS A SICK BURN THOUGH,,,)
iT MAKES ME SHED A TEAR,
hAHA,,,
tHOSE RINGS ON YOUR HANDS,
aRE THEY GOLD, oR PLASTIC,,,
tHEY DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK COOL,
tHEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK,
pURPLE STRIPED TROUSERS,
wHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE,,,
yOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHES,
aND THOSE DUMB HIPSTER GLASSES ARE EVEN MORE LAME,,,
sO YOU SHOULD BE FEELING ALL THE SHAME,
aLL oF IT,
sO JUST FACE IT,
yOU'RE MADE OF SHIT,
yOU'D BETTER QUIT,
aS I KNOCK YOU DOWN AND MY SELF-ESTEEM FLIES,
sOMEONE SHOULD CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE,,,,,,
wwhat
is that kan behind you
fUCK YEAH,
thats not fair
its me vvs you tavvros
kan shouldnt be
...
is that a chainsaww
bETTER RUN,,,,,
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?