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1. I know he's weird, but let him cook by Dreamer_Wisher_Liar

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Dean Winchester
   • AU - Cyberunk-ish
   • Debt
   • Dubious Consent
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Sex Slave Dean Winchester
   • Castration
   • Master Castiel (Supernatural)
   • debt slavery
   • corporate dystopia
   • Capitalist Dystopia
   • Erectile Dysfunction
   • Kinda?
   • Dean doesn't really get hard
   • but I promise he's into it by the midpoint
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Protective Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Top Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Dean Winchester Whump
   • Dean Winchester Has Self-Worth Issues
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Past Sexual Abuse
   • Touch-Starved Dean Winchester
   • Praise
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Prostate Massage
   • Body Worship
   • Praise Kink
   • First orgasm after castration

   Summary

   Do you dislike late-stage capitalism's commodification and enshittification of literally everything? If you do, this will not change your mind at all. It's porn. It doesn't fix anything, it doesn't change hearts or minds. The boys just fuck.

   So, dig in, comrades, for some nice scenes Castiel buying and then fucking our favorite Winchester until they fall in love and forget how shitty the world is.

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   English

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