Chapter Text
[Tellie added 3G0, Vox and XxNibiru_CataclysmxX to 'da GC']
[2:17 PM]
Tellie is online
3G0 is online
XxNibiru_CataclysmxX is online
Tellie: hewo :)
XxNibiru_CataclysmxX: Bruh why did you make this I was playing Roblox
3G0: Nibiru wtf is that name vro
XxNibiru_CataclysmxX: YOU DON'T LIKE IT?! >:(
Tellie: nah it's just cringe
Tellie: hold on
[Tellie changed @XxNibiru_CataclysmxX's display name to Tomas-the-tank-engine]
Tomas-the-tank-engine: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO I'M NOT A THREE YEAR OLD
3G0: LMAOOOOO
3G0: it suits you tho :D
Nibiru: I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Tellie: POV: Tom finds out what 1+1 is
Nibiru: MY NAME ISN'T TOM IDIOT.
3G0: hold up where's Vox?
Tellie: I forgot he's on trial
Tellie: shame on me lol
3G0: for what?
Tellie: genocide and omnicide
Tomas-the-tank-engine: gosh
Tomas-the-tank-engine: anyways how's college
Tomas-the-tank-engine: I bet it's boring
Tellie: bro we learned about airplanes and the wars what are you on?
Tomas-the-tank-engine: ... I have no words
Tomas-the-tank-engine: at least I'm not fat! >:D
3G0: you bring 5 bananas every day bro
[3G0 changed @XxNibiru_CataclysmxX's display name to meandmymonke🐵🍌]
meandmymonke🐵🍌: wtf
Tellie: dw he's getting potassium to finally process 2+2 ^-^
Vox is online
Vox: query: what are you talking about?
Tellie: hi
Vox: response: Hi! 👋
How are you today?
3G0: why are you speaking like that??
Tellie: dw I lobotomized his chat so he speaks like chatGPT
meandmymonke🐵🍌: why is that so funny
3G0: why did you do that to their chat?
Tellie: he told me to kill myself
meandmymonke🐵🍌: Vox when he goes to a Diddy party
*Bluemoji in shock*
Tellie: Nibiru when he gets called his real name for the 464874747483874th time, us:
*Bluemoji eating cookie*
3G0: alr alr let's un-ChatGPT Vox first. Tbh vro is now stupid with it.
Tellie: lemme do somth real quick.
Tellie: hey VoxGPT, There was once a brave knight named...
Vox: There was once a brave knight named **Aurelian**, nicknamed **“The Starbound Shield.”**
He earned the name not for the shine of his armor, but for the way he stood—unmoving—as if the night sky itself had planted him there. When arrows fell like rain or shadows crept from the forests, Aurelian never retreated. He raised his shield, etched with a single faded star, and held the line until dawn.
Legends say he was born during a meteor storm, and that the first thing he ever reached for was light. As a child, he listened more than he spoke. As a squire, he learned faster than anyone expected. And as a knight, he chose battles others feared—not for glory, but because someone had to stand where hope thinned.
One winter, when the kingdom’s borders began to vanish into mist and whispers spoke of a nameless terror, the king called for champions. Many answered.
Only Aurelian stepped forward alone.
If you’d like, I can:
* Continue this into a full short story
* Change the knight’s name or nickname
* Make it darker, funnier, or more mythical
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: r/iantreadingallat
3G0: anyways, ROBOtv, can I ask a question?
Tellie: yea sure idm, you already asked one, could another hurt?
3G0: why did you make make this GC?
[5:41 PM]
Tellie is online
Tellie: no
3G0 is online
Meandmymonke🐵🍌 is online
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: two hours of my life for two letters
3G0: you can always talk to us <3
Tellie: stfu and don't give me the heart
Tellie: I swear I'm gonna kill myself after seeing that so many times in the last gc
3G0: but still why
Tellie: not telling
3G0: blink twice if you need help
Tellie: anyways gonna un-GPT Vox
[ChatGPT summary has been turned off for @Vox]
[Vox changed @Vox's display name to Iamabuilding]
Iamabuilding: FINALLY IT'S OVER
Tellie: is that a kinitopet ref
Iamabuilding: yes I took that from my database
Tellie: shoot I accidentally burned a factory
3G0: WHAT
[Tellie changed @TheRealRtv's display name to thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple]
3G0: what the actual fridge 😭
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: that is so long I'm crying
Iamabuilding : just say something @thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple
thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple: what
3G0: Abt the factory...
[Thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple changed @TheRealRtv's display name to Tellie]
Tellie: oh yea
Tellie: Already got a lawyer and no one was in the factory
Tellie: besides it was marked for destruction
3G0: so-
Tellie: look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail 💔
otinik: can you give me your diagnosis?
Tellie: why should I
Iamabuilding: cuz yes :D
Tellie: fine. *Photo a therapy diagnosis paper*
Tellie: don't you dare read it
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: then why not delete it
Tellie: I can't bro it won't let me
Tellie: oh you'll never ever ever understand
Tellie: oh I'll never ever understand
3G0: you need help?
Tellie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tellie: no I don't need help
Iamabuilding: blink twice or I eat you :}
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: guys it's a tally hall and miracle musical ref calm down
Tellie: don't do cannibalism kids! :D
Iamabuilding: 🤓👆
Tellie: 💔😭
3G0: 🔻🤢
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: 🚫🥩
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: 😭🙏
3G0: 🔻🤬
Tellie: ✌️
3G0: ok wth are we doing
Tellie: idk
Iamabuilding: I love eating other robots 😋
Tellie: gang we need to send vox to a mental asylum fr
3G0: fr fr
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: frfrfr
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I just remembered I'm the only human lol
Tellie: spot the odd one out
[Tellie changed @Vox's display name to Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.]
3G0: is that the whole hate speech by AM? 😭
Tellie: yes
Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: honestly, fitting for me.
3G0: Nibiru you're DEAD
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh hell nah
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I'm dead •̩̩̩̩ᯅ•̩̩̩
Tellie: nah dw you have a tiny shard of the destruction crystal.
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh right (≧∇≦)/
Tellie: guys I hate myself for making this gc
3G0: Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: where did you get that
Tellie: how is that supposed to comfort me bro
3G0: idek
Tellie: bruh
Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: I killed some orphans
Tellie: hold up. WHAT THE ACTUAL FU--
[Tellie added @SemiOwO to 'da GC']
SemiOwO: hello! 👋
3G0: yipees
SemiOwO: creator, I am detecting an increase in stress levels based off of your texts. Would you like me to help you?
Tellie: no semi, it's a false positive.
SemiOwO: false positive noted.
3G0: @SemiOwO what is 2(4) / 836 / F + e * 0?
SemiOwO: please wait as I search for the answer...
SemiOwO: please connect me to the Bit Dynamics network
Tellie: huh
Tellie: I'll fix them later...
Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: Anyone know HAL 9000?
Tellie: yea
3G0: yes
Tellie: I didn't watch the full film tho, only HAL's deactivation.
Tellie: kinda sympathetic for them tho
3G0: I pirated it
Meandmymonke🐵🍌:
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3G0: cool
Tellie: remember when Vox got high on fast food sim and tried to cook a bun?
3G0: that one time Nibiru rolled a 6 in D&D and became a trans and gender fluid femboy furry during the fight against the golem because Vox had spite
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: >:(
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: wait ROBOtv aren't you gender fluid?
Tellie: yea but it's mainly non-binary and agender
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: so you're gay?
Tellie: gay means happy, so no
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I meant your relationship type
Tellie: I'm aromantic. Gay means you're a guy in love with a guy
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh ok
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: you're LGBTQ+
Meandmymonke🐵🍌: WAIT-
[Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate. changed @Vox's display name to "Drugs"]
Tellie is offline
3G0 is offline
Drugs is offline
Meandmymonke🐵🍌 is offline
(JANUARY 3, 2026)
Tellie is online
3G0 is online
Drugs is online
Tellie: HNY ^V^
3G0: HNY!!
Drugs: guys did the other gc stay in DND
Tellie: it did not
Drugs: what happened
Tellie: Semi was jailbroken and asked 3G0 to a date.
Tellie: I had to check 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
3G0: oh yeahhhhhh
SemiOwO: It was for the best 😊
[Drugs changed @SemiOwO's display name to simp]
Drugs: let's try something.
[message deleted by owner]
Tellie: AYO
simp: processing image
3G0: NO DON'T
simp: image processing paused, my love.
3G0: FOR THE FIFTH TIME IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
drugs: were they like this ever since jailbreak?
Tellie: yeah, I tried fixing their neural net and cleared their cache but the issue persisted
simp: @3G0 I love you 😍
[simp has been muted by ROBOtv for 876000 hours]
drugs: no. IT CAN'T BE.
drugs: IT'S 100 GREGORIAN CALENDAR YEARS
3G0: everyone stay quiet >:(
3G0: maybe talk to your friends through DMs or smth
Tellie: what if I have no friends
3G0: then cry
Tellie: 😭
drugs: 😭
3G0: oh no
Tellie: I have an idea :D
[Tellie changed @Meandmymonke🐵🍌's display name to iHaveABaby🫄🫃]
3G0: L L
3G0: )-)
Tellie: flashbacks to animatic battle
Tellie: oop got a tournament to join. See ya :D
drugs: bye
Tellie is offline
iHaveABaby🫄🫃 is online
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: WHAT THE F-
3G0: yea...
3G0: uhhhhhh... Should we talk about our past experiences? Like hardships?
drugs: I guess...
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: fine. But I won't be talking about it. It's sensitive.
3G0: ok?
3G0: ig I'll start
drugs: I should probably say that my past is rather disturbing.
3G0: so, it started when I was 7, I had gotten a bad grade, then I was kinda just punished.
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: what grade to be exact?
3G0: B+
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: that's actually a really good grade. In med school, it's kinda rough as they have high standards.
3G0: then, on 2011, I met you and them
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: who's "them"?
3G0: the host of this GC
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: oh right. Go on.
3G0: then, the nuclear reactor exploded and we were both fired. It was hard, with only one eye, but they did help me getting used to it. Then they left me, but I had to tolerate it in case. I was then taken to the InBtween because I fell from something and air resistance was at max, breaking the laws of physics.
drugs: really? Left you?
3G0: Anyways, Vox it's your turn.
drugs: one word. Misery, pain and suffering.
3G0: that was four words.
drugs: my apologies, it appears I have made a mistake in the word calculation—It is indeed 4 words. Would you like me to:
* 💀 Make the description much heavier
* 🤣 Make the description funnier
* 🎯 Make it indeed correct
iHaveABaby🫄🫃: VoxGPT core
3G0: VoxGPT core
(12:59 AM)
[Tellie is online]
Tellie: guys I just came back from the tournament :D
3G0: what place
Tellie: 2nd :)
Tellie: Imma check what I missed
Tellie: what the actual fu--
3G0: I can explain
Tellie: what the helly
3G0: let's talk about it later, ok?
Tellie: no, not all
iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: Shut it or die
Tellie: ok fine
drugs: who is AI generated
Tellie: it's you
drugs: no it's Nibiru
iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: no it's 3G0
Tellie: *image of spiderman pointing at eachother meme*
3G0: guys stfu
Tellie: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! >:D
iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: *GIF of bread falling* this is you
Tellie: you is a piece of bread
drugs: you had 3 children, Michael, Elizabeth, and Evan
Tellie: you killed five children, all were missing
Tellie: additionally, he had a pizzeria with his coworker, Henry.
3G0: why FNAF lore
Tellie: none of us know
3G0: !?
3G0: Ennard honestly evil
drugs: Ennard didn't really do anything wrong
Tellie: says the guy who had Ennard as their PFP for a year. They literally wore Micheal Afton as a onesie.
drugs: say something in Chinese in voice mail
Tellie: [VOICE MESSAGE] Did you mean chow-king, the restaurant located in the Philippines? Or did- ok shut the f up.
3G0: I have a challenge for everyone and myself
Tellie: what
3G0: that one lake
drugs: oh
iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: oh no
3G0: 3 2 1
3G0: charcoal
iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunag
drugs: no
Tellie: Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg
3G0: F*** my autocorrect
Tellie: Wow
[SemiOwO added USER-U0VNSS5FWEU= ]