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1. Asymptotic Doggerels by haimony for havenavalon

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)/Reader
   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail) & Reader
   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Reader
   • Sampo (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Hyacine (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Castorice (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Cipher (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • POV Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Nerd Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Mean Girl Reader
   • Obsession
   • everyone here is crazy
   • lots of cameos
   • Phainon is a little Delusional
   • Idea Was Sparked By The Regina George x Roderick Heffley Crackship
   • Mean Girls References

   Summary

   Do NOT go for it, Phainon!!!

   Series

   • Part 5 of Phainon Fac Totum

   Language:

   English

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   3,508

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   1/1

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