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    So, it wouldn’t be the first time he’s received a very realistic looking dildo, all shiny and ready to go all yippee-ki-yay motherfucker on it.

    Well.

    In hindsight, Richie should’ve known better.

    Featuring: a gay turtle god, divine intervention, and rainbow dildos

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