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    “When you said we should go on a road trip, I thought ‘Wow, Shane Hollander is so fun and not boring. I cannot believe it took me two years of marriage to see this.’ But then I learn the road trip goes through Texas, big, boring state of nothing.” Ilya shook his head gravely, as though he had never heard of a more unforgivable offense. “And that my husband insists on this because he wants to see a gas station. As if Canada does not have gas stations on every corner for him to fill up his boring car. But no, this gas station has ‘clean bathrooms,’ Ilya intoned with air quotes, “and an ugly rodent in a stupid hat, so we have to go. And I realize I am tricked. Of course road trip is secretly boring. Hollander will find a way.”

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    Hollanov experiencing Buc-ee’s in all of its glory

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