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It was a normal occurrence for Regect to often forget about his ability to fly and teleport. Moe and Ze had honestly found it funny sometimes, mainly Ze...and that was most of the time.
But there had been a few occurrences when Regect has genuinely gotten hurt. (Insert clip of that one episode where Regect falls off of a mountain and genuinely starts crying)
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Moe, Regect and Ze had all been outside walking to Wakafante's house to get some more healing potions.
But as they were walking, the trio came across a mountain. Ze had begun looking for a safe way to get down, but knowing Regect, it had immediately ran off the edge. Ze yelling down at him about something like 'forgetting he had the ability to fly' while Moe honked her horn loudly, probably worried that Regect had hurt himself since the mountain was pretty steep.
A few minutes or seconds later, the two had heard Regect groaning in pain, like he usually did, but this time it sounded more pained. Like it had actually broke one of itself's bones if he even had any.
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When the duo had made it down the mountain, they both saw Regect sitting on the grass holding its only visible leg.
"Are you...alright, man?"
"What does it look like, Ze! I can't get up!"
"Honk honk honk honk!!??" (Did you break anything!!??) Moe hurriedly asks.
"I might've, Moe...I may or may have not heard something crunch or uhhh...crack" Regect responds, slightly timid.
The two help Regect up, just to be met with Regect groaning in more pain, it's foot hoovering slightly over the grass as he balances himself on his transparent leg
"Yo. That doesn't sound good" Ze states, only to be met with the deadpan stares from Moe and Regect. "No shit."
Moe and Ze helped Regect walk, adjusting it's arms over their shoulders.
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As the trio reached Wakafante's house they realized that it was burnt down...and he was standing outside with his hands up.
"Honk? honk honk?" (Wakafante? What happened?) Moe honked...asked? Before the wizard ran off, the trio staring at him confusedly before Ze pulls out a gun and starts shooting in the wizard's direction, yelling about how they had to walk all the way out there just for him to not have anything.
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Regect now had his leg in a cast, his leg propped up with an icepack ontop. Moe and Ze sat next to the entity as ze read something.
"Yeah, man...it says that you like permanently messed up your legs from you jumping off cliffs and shit"
"What the fuck! Ze, man, I am not going to be the only disabled entity!"
"You did this to yourself you dipshit! You probably aren't even the only one. And I'm sure you can still probably walk when your leg heals, you aren't paralyzed or anything"
"Honk, honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk, honk! Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk!" (Yeah! You'll just have to use aids after sometimes, Regect! No one's gonna mock you for it, I won't let them!)
Regect smiled at Moe, as Ze sat the paper back down onto the couch.