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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    15 Jan 2026

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    AveryTheMayo finds D3rlord a day after the book was found and decides to nurse the knight back to health. After a while, D3rlord decides to stay, and Avery teaches him something that the King in Yellow neglected to show him.

    Title - "You (Show Me Where My Days Went)" by Wallows

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “Okay,” Avery said between breaths, “you’re officially my problem now. Congrats.”

    He lay there a moment longer, staring at the sky, then turned his head toward the unconscious gladiator. “You know, if you wake up and try to stab me, I’m gonna be real annoyed. Just saying.”

    No answer, obviously.

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    18 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Like my favorite fiction on whole Ao3, if not this, then another fiction of theirs
    Recommend this for long trips(if you can handle reading while in a moving car, also if you're the driving one please don't, concetrate on the road)
    Its PERFECT if not perfect then anything that's beyond that
    Got suprised when I came to reread it only to notice I never bookmarked it
    Love it
    Very much
    Very

  4. Rec 30

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    Outside, thunder rumbled faintly, distant enough not to be scary but loud enough to make Avery scowl at the ceiling. His core glowed a dull, irritated green, pulsing slowly.

    “And it ruins everything! Paths get muddy, plants get dramatic, I get dramatic—”

    “You are dramatic regardless of weather,” D3r said mildly.

    Avery gasped. “Rude. Uncalled for. False.”

    Another rumble of thunder rolled through the sky, closer this time.

    Avery squinted at the window. “Also what’s even the point of storms? Like. Congratulations, sky, you made clouds mad at each other.”

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 26

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    The golem turned its pumpkin head.
    Saw Avery.
    Processed Avery.
    Recognized: Hostile-mob-adjacent hybrid.

    And instantly yeeted a snowball at his face with the force of a small ballistic missile.

    “AUGH—” Avery flopped backward into the snow, arms flailing as three more snowballs pummeled his torso in rapid-fire succession. “D3R IT HATES ME—THIS IS BETRAYAL—HELP—”

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    12 Jan 2026