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1. I Accidentally Got High And All I Got Was This Boyfriend by WooleyWitch

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Beef the Dog (Dispatch)
   • Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Intoxication
   • Accidental Drug Use
   • Z-Team Shenanigans (Dispatch)
   • Post-Canon
   • Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch)
   • Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man is Down Bad
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Has Self-Esteem Issues
   • Waterboy | Herman is a Consent King
   • Top Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Has Hyperspermia (Dispatch)
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • they get to it eventually
   • Making Out
   • Thigh Riding
   • Coming In Pants
   • Oral Sex
   • Dirty Talk
   • Anal Fingering
   • Come as Lube
   • Spit As Lube
   • Anal Sex
   • Dacryphilia
   • Begging
   • Possessive Sex
   • Creampie
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Aftercare
   • Getting Together
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   When Robert goes out to get drinks with the Z team he expects an uneventful night, but with them nothing is ever uneventful. When Robert's drink accidentally gets swapped with Sonar's spiked one, Herm is determined to take care of his boss before he can embarrass himself too badly. This should be a relatively simple task, but Robert's determination to get Herm into bed is complicating matters.

   In which Robert gets high and Herm fights valiantly to resist his charms and is rewarded for his restraint.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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