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Author's notes: This takes off from Super Archer. Short and Silly.
Captain's Log: We've arrived at the Limerian home world to destroy a life form terrorizing the people in the capitol city.
President: I'll take you to the monster's last known location.
They beam to a deserted city street. The away team is immediately accosted by a horrible smell.
Archer: *Cough* *Cough* What is that?
Malcolm: Look Captain, over there.
Archer: It couldn't be...
Trip: That's the biggest pile of s*** I've ever seen.
President: The monster buried an entire building in its waste. 47 people suffocated before we could rescue them.
Archer: My God...
T'Pol: Captain, I hear something approaching.
The ground began to shake. Soon everyone heard the ground shaking.
Malcolm: It's a giant...
Archer: ... Porthos.
The skyscraper sized Porthos hiked his leg and peed on the side of a building.
T'Pol: Jonathan. Jonathan, you are dreaming.
Super Archer awoke in the arms of T'Pol. Both were naked beneath the covers.
Archer: I had the strangest dream.
T'Pol: I know. I experienced it through our bond.
Archer: Are you tired?
T'Pol: No.
Archer: We've got three hours before our shifts begin. Want to do something to pass the time?
T'Pol: What do you have in mind?
Archer: I'll show you.