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Soul Jam Gang
(Members: Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, White Lily Cookie)
Golden Cheese Cookie: and that's how I swallowed seven marbles at once
Dark Cacao Cookie: Horrible
Hollyberry Cookie: Hah! I've eaten worse
Dark Cacao Cookie: This is not a competition…
Hollyberry Cookie: I ate an entire tree once!
Dark Cacao Cookie: It was about a third of a tree and you got a stomachache afterwards
Hollyberry Cookie: No hangover though!
White Lily Cookie: i'm afraid to ask what other things you've eaten under the influence
Hollyberry Cookie: Girl.
Hollyberry Cookie: I have a list
White Lily Cookie: …can i see it?
Golden Cheese Cookie: wow, no concern for my health about the marbles
White Lily Cookie: did you want us to be?
Golden Cheese Cookie: maybe!!
White Lily Cookie: oh nooo golden cheese cookie are you alright?
Golden Cheese Cookie: hah! like a few marbles could affect the immortal and radiant golden cheese cookie!
Dark Cacao Cookie: Of course
White Lily Cookie: of course
Hollyberry Cookie: They're just sugar though?? Of course you'd be fine
Golden Cheese Cookie: shush
Golden Cheese Cookie: you ate a tree
Hollyberry Cookie: Also made of sugar!
Hollyberry Cookie: And cream. And chocolate.
Hollyberry Cookie: Very stale though
Dark Cacao Cookie: Yes that is typically why we don't eat trees
Dark Cacao Cookie: Who knows how long they've been there
White Lily Cookie: oh i wrote a paper on this!
White Lily Cookie: roll cake trees can be dated by how hard they are. it's their staleness that gives them the qualities that makes them usable for woodwork!
White Lily Cookie: it's a topic that's actually been done before a few times but of course i did my own research
Golden Cheese Cookie: let me guess
Golden Cheese Cookie: you wanna infodump
White Lily Cookie: please
Hollyberry Cookie: I will not understand a single word but go for it!
Golden Cheese Cookie: yeah same
White Lily Cookie: oh wait
White Lily Cookie: pure vanilla's not here
White Lily Cookie: he's always willing to discuss my research
White Lily Cookie: and he asks the best questions
Hollyberry Cookie: Yeah he's usually always on isn't he?
Hollyberry Cookie: I sometimes drunk text him at 3am and he always responds
Golden Cheese Cookie: is that concerning?
Hollyberry Cookie: Maybe
Hollyberry Cookie: But drunk me at 3am can usually convince him to grab a midnight snack so… lesser of two evils
Dark Cacao Cookie: Perhaps he's busy
White Lily Cookie: oh he's always busy
White Lily Cookie: but he told me he does his paperwork while he puts our chats through text-to-speech
Golden Cheese Cookie: talk about multitasking
White Lily Cookie: maybe i'll just send him the paper in dms
Pure Vanilla Cookie: Everyone
White Lily Cookie: oh pure vanilla cookie!
Hollyberry Cookie: Heyyy PV!
Golden Cheese Cookie: it's good to see you pure vanilla
Dark Cacao Cookie: Welcome back, Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pure Vanilla Cookie: Please don't be mad
White Lily Cookie: oh no
Dark Cacao Cookie: Oh no
Hollyberry Cookie: Oh no
Golden Cheese Cookie: oh no
Pure Vanilla Cookie added Shadow Milk Cookie
Many cookies are typing…
Shadow Milk Cookie: The master of deceit makes his grrrand entrance!
No cookies are typing
New Chat
White Lily Cookie made a new chat
White Lily Cookie added Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, and Pure Vanilla Cookie
White Lily Cookie renamed the chat 'what the fuck pure vanilla'
White Lily Cookie: title
Pure Vanilla Cookie: shadow milk has been living with me the past month
Golden Cheese Cookie: oh so we're just jumping straight into it
Pure Vanilla Cookie: you all deserve an explanation
Pure Vanilla Cookie: ive felt guilty about hiding it this whole time
Dark Cacao Cookie: You kept this from us… for an entire month?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i didnt want to keep this from you guys for so long
Pure Vanilla Cookie: but shadow milk has been… volatile
White Lily Cookie: he's the beast of deceit
White Lily Cookie: volatile doesn't begin to cover it
White Lily Cookie: you were there in the faerie kingdom. you saw what he did
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i know
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he did more to me in the spire
Pure Vanilla Cookie: much more than ive told you
Pure Vanilla Cookie: it was… bad
White Lily Cookie: and you still do this??
Pure Vanilla Cookie: look i dont want to get into everything
Pure Vanilla Cookie: please
Pure Vanilla Cookie: but i know hes capable of change
Pure Vanilla Cookie: hes been here a month and im fine
Pure Vanilla Cookie: doesnt that speak for something?
Dark Cacao Cookie: Why wait this long? Why introduce him to us over text? Why in our private chatroom?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: a show of trust
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he was rather adamant about staying unknown forever
Pure Vanilla Cookie: it was this way or not at all
Golden Cheese Cookie: …our private moments
Golden Cheese Cookie: you weighed our secrets against his redemption
Pure Vanilla Cookie: …yes
Pure Vanilla Cookie: and for that i am truly sorry
White Lily Cookie: why?
White Lily Cookie: why do all this? what is he worth?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: …
Pure Vanilla Cookie: I want to be his friend.
Golden Cheese Cookie: well
Dark Cacao Cookie: Well
Hollyberry Cookie: …Tell us about him
White Lily Cookie: hollyberry cookie!
Hollyberry Cookie: You guys know what PV's like
Hollyberry Cookie: Bullheaded in the name of friendship
Hollyberry Cookie: Nothing's going to stop you is it?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: hollyberry cookie!
Pure Vanilla Cookie: thank you
Hollyberry Cookie: Hang on you've still got to convince me
Hollyberry Cookie: You did still let him invade our private conversations
Pure Vanilla Cookie: …
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he will be annoying
Golden Cheese Cookie: wonderful start
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he will make a nuisance of himself. he will bring up old conversations to embarrass you. he will dig into old hurts
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he wants you to hate him
White Lily Cookie: …
Golden Cheese Cookie: hence this entire situation we're in
Pure Vanilla Cookie: yes
Hollyberry Cookie: Not doing much to convince me on him, PV
Pure Vanilla Cookie: oh of course
Pure Vanilla Cookie: hes surprisingly good with kids
Pure Vanilla Cookie: strawberry crepe cookie has taken a liking to him
Pure Vanilla Cookie: espresso cookie has told me that he has some insightful observations on his research once you learn to parse the truth from the deceit
Pure Vanilla Cookie: ive even seen him speak to black raisin cookie amicably. i fear they may be conspiring against me in some form
Hollyberry Cookie: And what about you?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: … i have grown to enjoy his company too
Hollyberry Cookie: …
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he… has been insisting i eat dinner? i think black raisin cookie said something to him
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he is a surprisingly good cook
Hollyberry Cookie: Okay I'm sold
Hollyberry Cookie: We're doing this
White Lily Cookie: hollyberry cookie!
Hollyberry Cookie: Wouldn't it be nice to see the beasts redeemed? If for nothing else then so they wouldn't be threats anymore
Dark Cacao Cookie: That's an unusally rather pragmatic view, Hollyberry Cookie
Dark Cacao Cookie: And correct, of course. If we remove our feelings from the equation, this will do nothing but benefit us
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i still hurt you
Dark Cacao Cookie: Yes… and you will have to earn my forgiveness
Dark Cacao Cookie: But… I can put those feelings aside for now
White Lily Cookie: …
Golden Cheese Cookie: pure vanilla, tell me something
Golden Cheese Cookie: would you consider shadow milk cookie to be your treasure?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: … yes
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i would
Golden Cheese Cookie: then i say let's go for it!
White Lily Cookie: you too, golden cheese cookie?
White Lily Cookie: … i can see i have been outvoted
Pure Vanilla Cookie: white lily cookie…
Pure Vanilla Cookie: shadow milk cookie has done a lot of bad things
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he has hurt many people
Pure Vanilla Cookie: … so much so that he doesnt believe he deserves redemption
White Lily Cookie: he'd rather us prove him right
White Lily Cookie: i'm familiar
White Lily Cookie: that was what you were getting at, right?
White Lily Cookie: that we're similar?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: white lily cookie…
White Lily Cookie: i
White Lily Cookie: i'm sorry
White Lily Cookie: i know that, if you're right…
White Lily Cookie: then this would be for the best
White Lily Cookie: and if he's really not hurt you in an entire month…
White Lily Cookie: but how can i forgive him? after what he did?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: you dont have to
Pure Vanilla Cookie: but please give him a chance
White Lily Cookie: …
White Lily Cookie: alright
White Lily Cookie: i'll trust you
White Lily Cookie: after all you're
White Lily Cookie: bullheaded in the name of friendship
Pure Vanilla Cookie: and has it ever steered me wrong?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: were friends after all
White Lily Cookie: … yes
White Lily Cookie: we are
Soul Jam Gang
(Members: Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie, White Lily Cookie)
Pure Vanilla Cookie: were back!
Shadow Milk Cookie: Back from your new private chatroom where you discuss my fate?
White Lily Cookie: were you reading over pure vanilla's screen?
Shadow Milk Cookie: Pssh, give me some credit, it was obvious.
Shadow Milk Cookie: You don't want me here! You make a new chat. You talk about me behind my back.
Shadow Milk Cookie: It doesn't take a scientist to figure out this flow of events.
Shadow Milk Cookie: Although, I am an accomplished scientist, among other things.
Hollyberry Cookie: Quite the yapper aren'tcha?
Shadow Milk Cookie: Well if it isn't the tree muncher!
Shadow Milk Cookie: Gotta get my words in before you kick me out!
Shadow Milk Cookie: It's healthy to talk ten thousand words a day!
Pure Vanilla Cookie: its walk ten thousand steps
Shadow Milk Cookie: I prefer my interpretation better.
White Lily Cookie: you can stay
Shadow Milk Cookie: Oh?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i told you i could convince them
Shadow Milk Cookie: Well.
Shadow Milk Cookie: Well.
Shadow Milk Cookie: I suppose I'll just help myself to allll your juicy dark secrets!
Pure Vanilla Cookie: you were already doing that
Dark Cacao Cookie: Of course he was
Shadow Milk Cookie: Shhh, don't ruin it, Nilly.
White Lily Cookie: good luck
White Lily Cookie: we established this chat room not long after we first acquired our soul jams
White Lily Cookie: about a thousand years ago
White Lily Cookie: have fun sifting through it all
Shadow Milk Cookie: Wait.
Shadow Milk Cookie: How.
Shadow Milk Cookie: Phones have barely existed a decade.
Shadow Milk Cookie: You're lying.
White Lily Cookie: i can assure you i'm not
White Lily Cookie: why don't you figure it out?
White Lily Cookie: former fount of knowledge
Shadow Milk Cookie: I don't know how but I think I hate you even more than I already did.
Shadow Milk Cookie: I didn't even know that was possible.
White Lily Cookie: trust me, the feeling is mutual
White Lily Cookie: i expect the essay on my desk when you're done. 12 pt font. make sure to properly cite your sources
Shadow Milk Cookie: Are you teachering me?
Shadow Milk Cookie: How dare you.
Shadow Milk Cookie: Who says I'm gonna even do it?
White Lily Cookie: well, you'll never figure it out otherwise~
White Lily Cookie: unless you're okay with that
Shadow Milk Cookie: … Fine.
Shadow Milk Cookie: Give me a week.
Hollyberry Cookie: Y'know, I think we're going to get along just fine
Golden Cheese Cookie: … i think i understand now
Pure Vanilla Cookie: understand what?
Golden Cheese Cookie: you
Pure Vanilla Cookie: ????
Dark Cacao Cookie: Ah, I see
Hollyberry Cookie: It's obvious, isn't it?
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i dont follow
Golden Cheese Cookie: don't worry about it
Golden Cheese Cookie: nilly
Pure Vanilla Cookie: ????
It's so over
(Members: Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie)
Golden Cheese Cookie: purelily gang assemble!
Dark Cacao Cookie: Here
Hollyberry Cookie: Here!
Hollyberry Cookie: I suppose we should change the name now
Golden Cheese Cookie: if we're keeping the same naming conventions i guess we're calling it puremilk
Hollyberry Cookie: Is that right?
Golden Cheese Cookie: we'll workshop it. it doesn't really matter
Dark Cacao Cookie: How can we be sure for certain?
Hollyberry Cookie: We're all on the same page aren't we? We all clocked it immediately
Golden Cheese Cookie: perhaps it won't lead anywhere, but we can all see it
Dark Cacao Cookie: Yes, Shadow Milk Cookie shares many similarities with White Lily Cookie
Hollyberry Cookie: And PV never really got over her… it'd make sense
Golden Cheese Cookie: he lets him call him by that nickname
Dark Cacao Cookie: That is quite compelling, yes, though Shadow Milk Cookie seems like the type to do what he wants, regardless of Pure Vanilla's wishes
Hollyberry Cookie: Yeah except our polite and formal Pure Vanilla Cookie's only known him a month and has already dropped the cookie suffix
Golden Cheese Cookie: so you noticed too
Golden Cheese Cookie: plus he did not seem at all bothered by the nickname
Golden Cheese Cookie: and so quick to claim him as his treasure too
Dark Cacao Cookie: So we have evidence, but nothing concrete
Golden Cheese Cookie: perhaps this will not go anywhere
Golden Cheese Cookie: ideally it won't. this is a beast after all
Golden Cheese Cookie: but we all know pure vanilla
Dark Cacao Cookie: That we do…
Golden Cheese Cookie: i think i can confidently say
Golden Cheese Cookie: prepare for the worst yearning we have ever experienced in our lives
Golden Cheese Cookie: again
Golden Cheese Cookie renamed the chat 'why were we baked? just to suffer? (electric boogaloo)'
Golden Cheese Cookie: amen
Dark Cacao Cookie: Amen
Hollyberry Cookie: Amen
May the Sun greet the Moon
(Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie)
Pure Vanilla Cookie: please dont antagonise him too much
White Lily Cookie: you're asking a lot of me, pure vanilla cookie
White Lily Cookie: he makes it so easy
Pure Vanilla Cookie: yes i noticed
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he threw a bit of a tantrum afterwards
White Lily Cookie: i know what would annoy me and applied it to him
White Lily Cookie: seems i was right
Pure Vanilla Cookie: still ive never seen him so engaged in research
Pure Vanilla Cookie: he rather detests books
Pure Vanilla Cookie: but i suppose he hates being ignorant more
White Lily Cookie: you could help him. this is your area of expertise
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i could
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i think this would be good for him though
White Lily Cookie: you know, the others never believe me when i tell them you have a mischievous streak
Pure Vanilla Cookie: i dont know what youre talking about
New DM
(Shadow Milk Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie)
Shadow Milk Cookie: Oi, brat.
Shadow Milk Cookie: You're good with tech, right?