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1. I Won't Get There (On My Own) by frenchpirate (Whiskey_n_speed)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Dean Thomas
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • George Weasley
   • One Shot
   • Getting Together
   • Online Dating
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Top Draco Malfoy
   • Bottom Harry Potter
   • Service Top
   • Coming Out
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Praise Kink
   • Come Eating
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Shameless Smut
   • Oblivious Harry Potter
   • Gay Draco Malfoy
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • He's not bigoted or anything he is just so very stupid
   • He'll get there eventually

   Summary

   Harry felt another twang in his stomach. "Wait, I have to like them too? But I don't even fancy blokes? How would I know which ones are fit, Gin? It's not like I walk around tallying which ones I would hypothetically jump, in case I ever needed a list!"

   "Why does it matter if they're fit, if the whole ordeal is fake?" Dean spoke up from his seat next to Harry. "That guy looks like an actual ogre — you should like him!"

   Harry thought about it. It didn't matter, of course, he wasn't gay. He could like an ogre or two on Grindr in the name of good fun.

   🔥🔥🔥

   Or: There's countless reasons for someone to be on a gay dating app, besides actually being gay. Everyone knows that.

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