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"I'm telling you Val, this WILL work!!" Vox proudly proclaims
"I don't understand how but okay... why do you even want to rule heaven?" Val says
"Because we have the chance to be more than just overlords. We can be GODS." Vox shouts
"But how is sleeping with the king of hell gonna get us up there?! How is taking royal dick gonna get us up there?!" Valentino asks even more confused
"Val i said this before. If i do this then I am one step closer to ruling heaven. Because the princesses anger would be focused on Lucifer then we can rule heaven easily!" Vox says
"I don't understand..." Val says
"Fuck my life." Vox says
"I have a compromise." Vox says
"What is the compromise?" Lucifer asks
After the explanation, lucifer agrees and gets an idea to stop Vox
"Hmm.. maybe if I impregnate Vox during the process, then he won't be able to rule and put Lilith at risk. It is so crazy that it might work. I know me and Lilith are divorced now but her safety is still my priority."
After the uhm.. hookup
"Sooo lu. Do we have a deal?~" Vox asks
"Deal." Lucifer says
"Okay! Then in that case I'll go back to where I came from." Vox proclaims
"Okay. Now GO." Lucifer shouts.
"Jeezzz okaaaaay." Vox says
After Vox returned home
"YES. YES. VAL I TOLD YOU IT WOULD FUCKING WORK!" Vox proudly proclaims
"I still don't understand." Val says.
"Well Val, since I fucked the king of hell, I now am a step closer to ruling hell and heaven because it distracts the princess." Vox says
The next day (don't ask why symptoms showed up THAT fast.)
You won't do it, you're weak! They didn't banish you, they clipped your wings and chained you down here. Well, I got no chains on me. Who's with me?"
"Let's unite and fight for a brand new realm! We'll direct our destinies as one nation under Vees! 'Cause, happy days are nigh with Vox at the helm. Future's never tasted sweeter (oh, yeah), Thanks to our charming leader! Every sinner can be a winner! Let's take our fates to the Pearly Gates, We can have the keys if we trust the Vees. Give applause, Hell has cause to rejoice! Hail Vox Populi, the People's voice!"
After everyone uhm.. leaves.
"HAH. This plan is going SO great! Now that I am a step closer to ruling heav-"
Vox couldn't finish his sentence because he was cut off by a feeling of.. nausea?! Huh? This isn't part of the plan... and why does it hurt so bad. Why does he suddenly feel so sick?
"Why does my stomach hurt so bad..?" Vox asks himself
The pain worsens quickly, causing Vox to suddenly hurl on the floor.
"UGH." Vox groans
Vox then proceeds to rush into a stall and he throws up again, this time in the toilet instead of the floor
"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH"
"Why did I suddenly throw up..?" Vox asks himself, coughing up the remaining bile.
"Great. Now i have to pee. Waittime didn't I just do that 15 minutes ago?" Vox asks himself
Then he realizes
"Wait. Don't tell me.." Vox says to himself.
Vox had been overly tired since yesterday but he thought it was due to his plan. And he had also been more hungry than usual and his chest has been itchy and sore and it also slightly INCREASED IN SIZE and now this? Okay now he has to take the test.
After a test.
"WHAT?!" Vox shouts.
"That STUPID KING. I'LL SHOW HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND." Vox shouts
Velvette and Valentino just shrug and expect him to come back and that he is going to the hotel to tell Charlie this to get her mad at her dad
After a walk to the hotel.
"LUCIFER FUCKING MORNINGSTAR." Vox shouts
"Vox what the FUCK are you doing HERE. Get out NOW." Vaggie shouts
"NO. NOT UNTIL I SPEAK TO LUCIFER." Vox screams.
"And why the fuck do you want to speak to Lucifer?!" Vaggie asks confused and pissed
"DON'T ASK WHY. JUST BRING LUCIFER." Vox shouts.
"Charlie? Can you bring Lucifer? Vox walked in and started screaming and wants to speak to him." Vaggie asks
Charlie brings lucifer
"Vox why do you want to speak to my dad?" Charlie asks
"Vox what the fuck are you doing here- AH!!" Lucifer screams when Vox grabs his arm
"YOU STUPID FUCKING KING. YOU GOT ME PREGNANT." Vox screams
"DAD. YOU DID WHAT?!" Charlie screams (not out of anger but out of shock)
"Woah woah WOAH. No need to lie so suddenl-"
"DOES. IT. LOOK. LIKE. I'M. FUCKING. LYING?!" Vox shouts, holding the positive test
"Oohhhh. Yeah I did. And i did it on purpose." Lucifer says
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Vox shouts
"I knew you were planning to rule heaven and I just couldn't let that happen. Especially since i knew it wou
ld potentially put my ex wife at risk! So I got you pregnant so you couldn't do it!" Lucifer says
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND?! I CAN'T BE PREGNANT. I-" Vox panics
"It will be okay. It shouldn't be hard to raise a child. I already raised one kid so I can do another!" Lucifer says
"Thats easy for YOU to say." Vox shouts
...
"I'm so tired..." Vox says
At nighttime
"L-luci.. I feel sick.." Vox whines
"No words.. just relax your head.." Lucifer says in a worried tone