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Matt buys Mello an expensive bottle of Shampoo.
Mello finds this deeply suspicious.
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Im here for mello being an idiot i love mello being an idiot
but at the time, Mello’s head had been clouded with sleepy dream remnants, and he had shoved Matt and his sloppy kisses away with a groan.
Awwww :3
£72
I had to google how much that is and what the fuck ??????? What
I hope this is like 10 liters bottle at least because wtFIt’s a surprise that Matt’s actually been down the hygiene aisle at all, actually, he’s never before shown signs that he knew it existed.
Maybe it was attached to some game he wanted. Like that long time ago when you could buy yogurts with a game cd attached. Maybe theyr bringing it back.
It’s probably stolen.
THAT i would respect.
He probably found it somewhere and assumed Mello would like it; which isn’t an inaccurate assumption because he does like it, he’s just a little confused about its origins.
Finding an (hopefully) unopened bottle of shampoo on the side of the road and bringing it to your boyfriend
Relationship goals nglMatt is always on his phone during company hours.
Praxis
He’s already seen the biopic, so the plot is ruined, but he pops Mafia Media like pills; he can never get enough.
'the children yearn for the mines' mello version. Echo of the past lives.
And why would he ever think Mello would want something so expensive?
I feel like for this amount of money you could get literally a full bathtub of chocolate.
He’s probably thrilled Mello has texted him again.
:D puppycoded
MATT: i can go 2 bathroom rq
Mello doesn’t know what ‘rq’ means, so he googles it.
What does it mean internet is not helping
Really quick??Matt isn’t biting in the same way the low level Mafia members bite for Joseph Pistone.
unstoppable force meets an immovable object
There isn’t much to decipher from his messages other than the fact he can’t spell, and that he’s willing to wank off in the bathroom at work, should Mello provide the material.
I love him
Mello doesn’t justify that with a response.
You need to appreciate him more mells
No pictures for Matt (or Mini Matt) today. He’s straight in the shower, clothes shed like snake slough.
Reptile mentioned yippee
He could already feel the burning twinges of righteous fury tingling in his chest; just itching to get out there and demand justice for the clueless, hopeless men of the world like Matt, who were so easily tricked by a hefty price tag and a shiny gold bottle.
I love him too
What if Matt is cheating on him with a girl who uses this specific shampoo, and is now trying to replicate her smell on Mello so he can continue his sick, adulterous fantasy even at home, under Mello’s own roof!?
Ok first of all. Why girl
It’s never really occurred to him that Matt might cheat. Why would he, after all? When he has Mello.
Literally
And he doesn't really believe it even now, but he is enjoying entertaining the thought. It’s nice to think Matt might have something exciting going on in his life.
Jsjssjjsjsjjsjssjsjjssjsjs
The last time he’d seen Matt truly excited about something was when he managed to collect all 32 shades of BIC lighter (“Even brown, dude! They stopped selling these in 1997!”), and Mello had found that incredibly sad even at the time.
I think thats really cute :3
For once, Matt had been right.
More like the bottle has been right
“I know it was seventy two pounds.”
I legit hope internet is lying to me about how much that is because if not then you could buy like, a laptop for that price. Or a phone. Or like a billion other things.
“I know… but the lady at the shop was like, scarily convincing, she kinda hypnotised me! And, hey, cool gold bottle, right?”
Oh my god ahahhaa
Like last time my mom brought home some new soap thats literally the worst soap ive ever used but it has a lizard on the bottle so she thought i might wanted (im gonna cut the lizard out after its finished tho)
Unpredictable, spontaneous, and compulsively attracted to shiny objects.
Thats such a peak characteristic because mello, by all means, could absolutely be classified as a shiny object.
“She made it sound like super advanced tech, honestly. She said it promotes ‘hair resilience’! Mad. Did you know hair could be resilient?”
I need people like him to exist more in this world
I already said this on tumblr but this would have worked so much better as a Lawlight fic, but I cannot write for that ship. They are too complicated for me.
Valid lmao 100% why i never write lawlight lol
Tho nah it works better here imo
(Shampoo - death note)