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Mike and Will were just chilling at Mike's house, they haven't had a crawl yet today, so they just sat there.
"I'm bored." Mike told Will who was drawing.
"Same." Will replied. "Let's go do something."
But before they got up, a loud thud, a stack of papers appeared in front of them. "Stranger Things Season 5, Scripts."
"What the hell?" Mike said, grabbing the papers. "What is Stranger Things?"
"I don't know but Mike, look our names!" Will exclaimed, pointing at the bold letters.
"Weird." Mike muttered, flipping through the pages. "EXT UPSIDE DOWN, RADIO TOWER."
"Let me read." Will grabbed the papers. " 'But what matters is that you're still here, and you still think we can be friends.'" Will stared at it. " 'Friends no thanks..." He turns the page. "Best friends.'"
"AHHHHHH!" Mike screamed. "NO!" He flipped the table.
"Mike calm down!" Will demanded. "It's probably just a joke."
"Will, I'm in love with you!"
"Whaaaaaaaa." Will managed to say.
"I'm gonna kill those... Duffers? What a weird name, anyway, you have powers apparently so, we can break their bones!" Mike proclaimed.
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INT THE WRITING ROOM
"So, we'll kill El, ruin Mike, and put Will in a bar." Ratt told Moss, who just nodded.
"What if we-" Shawn Levy tried to speak.
"No!" Ratt and Moss snapped.
"Are you the 'Duffers'?" Mike asked, bursting in the door.
"Noah, Finn, save me." Shawn whispered.
"Shut up Shawn." Ratt yelled. "Noah and Finn what are you doing here?"
"Who?" Mike asked. "No games just tell me what this is." Mike threw the script at Moss.
"How did you get this, Finn?" Ratt questioned.
"I am Michael Wheeler, and I brought Will to break your bones." Mike pulled Will forward.
"Noah, explain what the hell is going on!" Ratt demanded.
Will raised his hands, and Ratt and Moss started to float up into the air.
"Holy fuck." Shawn said, looking up.
Suddenly Ratt and Moss's bones started to snap, one by one, then they fell.
"Wow, good job, Will." Mike said, he grabbed Will and pulled him into a kiss.