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1. it ain't much, but it's honest work by pomegranatewaffles

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Mydei/Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch
   • Top Phainon/Bottom Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Cow Hybrid Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Sub Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Crack

   Summary

   “What if they don’t like me?” Phainon asked, self-consciously touching his horns. “What if they find me too big or boring to be around?”

   “I’m sure they won’t be able to resist,” the farmer assured him. 

   The cows were waiting in the back paddock, trying to act nonchalant. Phainon went still the moment he saw them. Wow. His mouth moved without making a sound. His eyes became wide and unblinking, as if he was afraid blinking would lessen the amount of time he could stare at them.

   one bullnon × five cowdeis. can bullnon handle all that?

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   English

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