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Ichiro: Hey Jiro
Ichiro: why’d you go bolting out of school the other day??
Ichiro: on Valentine’s I mean
Jiro: that’s so embarrassing for u to ask big bro
Jiro: it’s cause atsushi was there waiting for me
Ichiro: Huh?? Atsushi was there???
Jiro: yeah big bro
Ichiro: but I thought it was some girl from another school
Jiro: well
Jiro: ig for everyone else he looked like that
Jiro: atsushi dressed like a girl cause he was worried
Jiro: that ppl would bully me or somethin if i was given chocolates by a boy
Jiro: n not a girl
Ichiro: so then…
Ichiro: Wait
Ichiro: that means Zen’ya had to come with him right??
Ichiro: there’s no way their dad would let Atsushi go off on his own like that
Jiro: well duh, big bro
Jiro: zen-san WAS with him
Jiro: he was the other girl
Jiro: didn’t u realize that????
Ichiro: wha
Ichiro: what do you mean he was the other girl
Ichiro: Jiro???
Jiro: sorry big bro im
Jiro: oh my god this is maybe the best day of my life
Ichiro: Jiro!!!! This isn’t funny!!!
Jiro: BIG BRO YOU’RE SO OBLIVIOUS
Jiro: EVEN AOHITSUGI-SAN KNEW IT WAS HIM
Jiro: u didn’t recognize their uniform???
Ichiro: How was I supposed to? I’ve never seen the girls’ uniform from Yukikitsune before
Ichiro: only the boys’ uniform
Jiro: ok but their hair and eye colours were the same too
Ichiro: He had on glasses!
Jiro: srsly???
Jiro: big bro i love u but man it’s amazing u didn’t notice sooner
Ichiro: Like I was supposed to figure out Zen’ya would come all the way down from Sapporo just to give me chocolates
Ichiro: wait
Ichiro: Samatoki knew too????
Ichiro: What the hell, that bastard
Jiro: aw big bro
Ichiro: Samatoki!!!!
Ichiro: why the hell didn’t you tell me that girl was Zen’ya?
Samatoki: It’s Samatoki-san to you, idiot
Samatoki: And that’s because it should’ve been obvious
Samatoki: He looked exactly the same. Just had glasses and longer hair
Ichiro: It wasn’t obvious at all!!!!
Ichiro: what the hell man
Ichiro: I can’t believe he came in like that…
Samatoki: Moron.
Ichiro: is that really all you can call me?
Ichiro: Idiot and moron?
Samatoki: It’s what you are.
Ichiro: No wonder Zen’ya likes me better
Samatoki: Fuck off!!
Ichiro: Zen’ya
Ichiro: why didn’t you tell me the Yacchan girl was you???
Zen’ya: LOLOLOLOL
Ichiro: Don’t laugh at me!
Zen’ya: i’m sorry icchan~~
Zen’ya: ur so cute when ur oblivious LOLOLOL
Zen’ya: i didn’t want to ruin the surprise!!
Ichiro: I looked like a fool!
Zen’ya: maaaaybe~
Zen’ya: but it was soooo cute
Ichiro: Zen…
Zen’ya: okokok
Zen’ya: i’m sorryyyyy icchan
Zen’ya: i wanted to support atsu-chan giving jiro-chan chocolates
Zen’ya: n i thought it was a cute idea to dress up too!
Zen’ya: don’t u think i looked cuuuuute~?
Ichiro: Geez…
Ichiro: You made me look like a real idiot out there
Ichiro: but
Ichiro: yeah, you were pretty cute, Zennie
Zen’ya: heehee ♡♡♡
Zen’ya: thank you icchan~~
Zen’ya: how did u find out tho??
Ichiro: Jiro told me
Ichiro: well, he mentioned that Atsushi gave him chocolates and then I just kind of put the pieces together…
Ichiro: so really he just helped me figure it out
Ichiro: I’m still pissed at Samatoki for not telling me earlier
Zen’ya: don’t be mad at sama-chan, icchan
Zen’ya: it’s not his fault either
Ichiro: Ugh… I guess so
Zen’ya: i hope u enjoyed the chocolates tho icchan <3
Ichiro: I did, yeah
Ichiro: They were good, Zennie
Zen’ya: i’m glad u liked them~
Zen’ya: ur gonna make me chocolates for white day, too, right?
Ichiro: Don’t worry, Zen
Ichiro: I promise White Day won’t be disappointing!
Ichiro: So…
Ichiro: White Day.
Samatoki: What?
Ichiro: White Day is in a few weeks
Ichiro: You wanna help me or not?
Samatoki: Hm.
Samatoki: Sure. What you got in mind, dumbass?