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dreap had heard a rumor about some ” creepy monster „ lurking around in minecraft, and as the monster lover he is dreap decided to stay in that place.
dreap stood in the middle of nowhere, looking for any signs of the so called "entity" there was, but there is nothing.
whatever, its day time anyway soo...
dreap's first instinct was to build a house obviously.
he began walking towards the closest tree.
bare handed, dreap began to collect some wood.
dreap made a crafting table first.
slowly dreap started improving, and built a small house in the middle of nowhere but the house wasn't really finished yet.
dreap wasn't done with building the house's walls 100%, which made it easier for mobs to attack him unfortunately.
the first night went okay-ish though, but he didn't sleep the whole night!
timeskip yhhah
when the sun started rising again, dreap decided to continue working.
first, he killed some animals to eat them.
then dreap went to the nearest lake and collected some sand and coal to make windows.
after that dreap continued to craft and build the house.
but there was a thing i didn't mention,
dreap last night was hearing creepy noises, and he noticed an aggressive scratch mark on the wood walls that didn't belong to any animal.
he'd hear distant knocks, terrific screeches.
and dreap also felt..stalked.
but whatever! must've been his schizophrenia kicking in😅😅
dreap tried to forget what happen, and just continued to finishing his house.
dreap entered the house and closed the door, and like the crazy person dreap was, he talked to himself while waiting for the window's materials to finish.
” for the "monster" who's supposed to know where i live.. „ dreap talked about whoever was watching him last night.
” it sure as hell had done nothing to me. „
dreap wanted to stretch his body, cracking some bones–
creak.
dreap paused.
(https://pin.it/2wfahitQi)
^ dreap's EXACT reaction.
dreap was 89.70% sure he left the door closed.
dreap turned around to see the open door.
...
dreap immediately flees the facility bro he is NOT taking the risk😭🙏
dreap jumped out of the space in the walls where the windows were supposed to be, running away.
dreap stood far away from the house, trying to think of WHAT happened and if he was just going crazy or not.
...
dreap inspected the house from afar, waiting..then hesitantly walked back into the house.
” i was the one to talk wasn't i. „ dreap blamed himself for jinxing it.
dreap tried to ignore what happened and kept on trying to finish the damn house.
” don't do that. „
...
” thank you, knock next time. „
??genuinely losing it cuz WHO is he talking to bro😭💔
can we cancel dis schizophrenic guy bru
well anyway, da big reap continued to add the windows.
he placed the windows carefully, trying to not mess it up.
and finally, he was donde!!!
timeskip.
the sun was setting, the night becoming clearer.
dreap had just finished eating a steak.
dreap went outside to get some more wood, still talking to himself.
’ so my theory is correct, it only attacks when i'm in the house..i think. ’
...
’ maybe i should have another bed. ’ dreap smirked at the suggestive thing he said.
’ maybe another bed is going to increase its ’performance’. ’ dreap was already getting thoughts of him sleeping with the monster.
...
dreap finally finished collecting what he wanted, and was returning home.
it was also raining.
” better keep my door closed so it doesn't come in, yeah. „
’ gotta keep that in kind ! ’ dreap thought to himself
dreap nodded to himself, until he noticed something.
a creature standing inside his house staring at him through the window.
” uh huh. nevermind! „ dreap immediately turned the other direction.
not like he wanted to go home yet anyway!
” apparently it can get in my house without PERMISSION! „ dreap faked a huge smile.
dreap turned to look at the creature closer.
” hey baby girl don't you wanna be hdhdjdhdjd idk what he said in this part. „ yeah no. he'd probably get himself boiled if he even DARES to do eye contact.
he continued walking away before stopping temporarily.
’ im not some scaredy cat! I should be the one scaring it! ’ dreap thought, getting confident.
he walked back and closer to his house with the axe in his grasp.
” you wanna stay in my bloody house? my fricking hou— „
dreap opened the door aggressively, almost breaking it.
” GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOME! „
the thing, maybe knocker was its name? just full on SPRINTED towards dreap.
” y-YOO „ dreap said with a shaky voice, then started running away as he realized the knocker heard him talking shit.
the knocker chased him, it was fast and almost catching up.
dreap ran like his life depended on it..which honestly it did.
the knocker managed to get to the dreap.
the knocker swung its sharp and pointy axe at dreap, hoping to kill him in one hit.
unfortunately, dreap dodges just in time and only his upper arm gets a wound.
dreap groaned in pain, clutching his arm and started panicking even harder
” OOUHWH! PLEASE..PLEASE! „ dreap begged for mercy.
dreap started stacking blocks ontop of eachother to get further and higher away from knocker.
dreap panted, glancing at his injured arm.
’ that'll definitely take a while to heal..fuuckkk.. ’ dreap thought, taking his breath.
he hesitantly looked down to see if knocker was around.
to his surprise, it was. just there waiting.
but dreap couldn't help but stare even more..actually, scratch that word, make it admire.
the yaoi man looked at the knocker, lowkey falling inlove.
sure, it might be abusive, but DAMN that fuckers really hot.
dreap continued to admire, but quickly realized that staring might make the knocker even more angrier.
” chill the..fhhah..fuck out..dude! „ dreap tried to calm down knocker.
dreap gasped for air, his teeth clattering.
right, the injury.
dear god it stung so bad.
” you- hhgh..you almost got me, ill tell you th– ahh..that. „ dreap tried ignoring the MASSIVE pain.
dreap remembered he had an apple in his inventory, that'd help him heal a bit.
dreap took out the apple, eating it like a wild animal who hadn't eaten in weeks.
’ it literally just got into my house without permission. ’ well apparently dreaps biggest concern now is the fact that the entity entered his house WITHOUT PERMISSION.
fucking chud.
...
it's been like 3 minutes, it was still raining.
” so you're just..ghn.. gonna be out there until you die. „
the knocker just stood there intidimatingly glaring.
it gripped its axe tighter.
dreap sighed.
” im guessing..ghh.. it's not leaving me alone anytime soon. „
well, dreap can't just stay out there in the rain with a bloody bleeding arm can he? he had to somehow get to safety.
dreap decides to make a run for it.
like the idiot he is, he jumped and landed on his face.
” ow..hhuhu... „ dreap's pain was muffled due to his chud ass face being on the grass.
quickly though, dreap regained his strength and started running. he could hear knocker's heavy footsteps chasing behind.
luckily, dreap manages to get to his house. he stood ontop of the unfinished roof, taking a huge sigh of relief.
” what..you want an apple?..heh.. „ dreap thought it'd be funny to fuel the knockers anger even further, and started to tease.
” have some apples then. „ dreap threw a red bad apple at the knocker, but due to his horrendous aim he missed.
the knocker surprisingly didn't do shit.
dreap thought again
” ohh..you want this? „ dreap pulled out a raw beef, playfully wiggling it around like the knocker was some dog.
the dreap threw the beef at the knocker.
the knocker took it, holding the beef in its hand.
it glared at dreap.
” now go. „
...
” go. „
finally, the knocker actually listened and left.
dreap stood for a moment, processing what just happened.
” ..EHIHEHE ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ „ dreap cheered. he thought he was in good terms with the knocker now. surely and definitely theyre gonna start dating in no time!!!!!
dreap fell down from the roof like a fucking chungus idiot and already causing more unwanted damage to himself.
but he was too excited to even realize that.
’ its the first time a monster has listened to me! i cant believe it. ’ dreap's face was turning slightly purple. (thats how he blushes i think)
dreap continued to work on his house, fixing some things.
” i don't have a roof yet. thats how he came into my house! „ the muppet finally realized that.
” he came in like it was his house. he came– ... „
suddenly, the door just opened while he wasn't paying attention, making a loud ass noise that interrupts his speech.
” ..VERY funny. „ dreap said with a annoyed tone.
” right, very funny, ESPECIALLY when im like– listen. i know its rude to talk about ASSHOLES behind their backs but– „
dreap took a small breath
” but i know you're here. you're listening. very funny, opening the door while i'm talking. „ dear telamon the british yaoi guy has gone mad💔
dreap was working on his house during allat yapping.
he rolled his eyes.
” keep that damn close–..close..keep that damn close doored! „ dreap stuttered, messing up his words.
unironically, he opened the door and was met with the knocker genuinely pissed off.
the knocker sprinted towards him, swinging its axe violently.
” YOOO „ dreap panicked again, trying to run away.
and unfortunately..
| NodeTheNode_ died.
dreap just sat there. unbelieving what just fucking happened
dreap groaned in annoyance, facepalming.
dreap just had to accept what happened and then walked back to grab his items since it lost them when it died.
nvm bye