Work Text:
Build-A-Boyfriend (Android/robot boyfriend)
Mission:
A-plot: A evil genius is operating a company to make your dream boyfriend.
B-plot:
Samuel is trying to impress a girl named Loretta at their Malibu University.
Alex(ander), Samuel and Clovis are three young guy spies who work for Jenny Lewis (whoop.) But during the day they are normal students at Beverly Hills high with drama, dating and hanging around in the city.
(Clovis and Alex’s outfits in this scene are based on the canon outfits of the girls in the actual show. But for guys.
From the very first episode “A thing for musicians” reference
Clovis’ outfit: Wine Red blouse with a few buttons undone, showing his broad chest and V-line and matching it with a Dark Raspberry Glace colored trousers and matching Deep Wine red dress shoes.
Alex’s outfit: Sleeves Moss green colored shirt with Dark Rosewood colored medium-long shorts, reaching above his knees and wearing dark Combat Boots
(Samuel’s civilian clothing matching with them (from A thing for musicians), would be a stylish Tael deep blue-green jumpsuit and the collar part light aquamarine colored. With white Vans)
Introduction scene
Samuel is in his boxershorts, deciding what clothes he wants to wear today, usually the guy doesn’t put this much effort because he always looks good.
But he wants to get a certain girl’s attention.
There is a knock on his door.
Samuel: you may come in
A blond guy and dark haired guy enter his room.
Alex(ander): Bro why are you taking so long? We are going to be late because of you!
Clovis: Don't you see? Our Samy wants to look good for a certain someone.
Clovis gives the red haired guy a smirky look.
Clovis looks at the clothing on Samuel’s bed
Clovis: hold on are all those shorts mine? I don’t remember giving you permission to snatch that from me, jerk!
Alex gasps
Alex: and is that my cap and watch?! Not cool…
He holds his cap up and glares.
Samuel shamefully blushes
Samuel: Oh my bad, boys. It’s just that this one girl in my class is so smart, funny and kind of cute, I want to impress her. But my clothing style is kind of boring…
Clovis shakes his head and folds his toned arms.
Clovis: oh poor Samuel, all that can be solved with going to the mall.
Alex puts a hand on Samuel’s bare broad shoulder.
Alex: yeah! Maybe buy your own cap and watch, instead of stealing mine?
Sam fidgets with his towel
Samuel: hehehe, that’s a good idea boys. You can help me with a outfit!
Samuel’s wall mirror is shaking
Alex: Ehm, Samuel does your mirror always vibrate like that?
Samuel: No?…
The boys are whooped through the wall mirror
Samuel blushing, holding on his towel for dear life: I didn’t even get the chance to put some clothes on!
Alex: Well that’s another way to get a girl’s attention!
Samuel: ha-ha-ha, very funny!
The guys painfully land on top of each other’s bodies in their boss’ office.
Clovis:
Alex get your foot off my head!
Their boss is a old British lady, wrinkled, grey hair and a suit jacket and a long maxi office skirt.
Jenny Lewis: good morning gentlemen, oh Samuel. You seem to be a bit underdressed *ahem*
Samuel blushes and tries to cover himself
Clovis: you should’ve just went with MY pants.
Alex painfully cracks his neck.
Alex: and MY cap, then you wouldn’t be in your room for a whole hour.
Samuel: *blushes* I am sorry
Samual tries to sit without his towel coming off his bare muscular body
Jenny: Anyway more important business
*On the Whoop screen: clips of boyfriends and some girlfriends being freaked out*
woman: “You’re cheating on me, screw you!”
Her boyfriend: “No, I swear!”
*Two girls fighting each other*
girlfriend: “You freak, that's my boyfriend!”
desperate woman: “No he’s mine, he belongs to me!”
They both pull on a boyfriend clone…
Alex: Oh my god….
Jenny Lewis shows the boys their gadgets
The Gadgets
(AN: because it’s genderswap and they’re cute guys, their gadget is more ‘Men in Black’ style gadgets instead of leaning to the cool feminine spy style. But I might sometimes lean to a hint of feminine weapons and gadgets, that the boys can use feminine items and still be manly. Because why not.)
Skin bodysuits (Canon) - The guys skin tight combat uniform outfit they wear every mission - (based on canon catsuit)
Clovis - Red skin tight suit
Samuel - Green skin tight suit
Alex - Yellow skin tight suit
Expandable Cable Bungee Belt and attached to their Skinsuits (canon - instead of a heart in the middle of the belt, it’s a star)
Buzzsaw Wristwatch (canon Gadget)
Phone Galaxy communicator - The boys’ communicator with Jerry and each other and analyses objects during missions.
It is a Silver blue-ish smartphone that opens like a book
It looks like the Samsung Flip Galaxy
(Instead of a compowder like in the canon show)
Smartwatch Scanner - also serves as the spies’ communicator with Jerry and each other and analyses objects during missions. But more convenient around their wrists than the Phonebook communicator. (Silver blue-ish and men in black style - based on canon Scanner watch)
Jetpack backpack (canon) Silver blue-ish and men in black style
Andro-Blaster: A Gadget to stop the android boyfriends and make it malfunction or make it listen to you and serve you-
-but only per twenty android boyfriends as it has to recharge in a moment.
Vehicles:
-Helicopter aircraft
-Military Humvee
Mission and villain explained
Jenny Lewis:
*Shows more images and footage on the WHOOP screen*
A few happy couples, women and their android boyfriends being happy together
Alex gushing: Awww they all look so cute together!
Clovis stick his tongue out in disgust: Blegh! If by cute you mean desperate!
jenny Lewis explains:
One of our suspects Dr. Akuhara (Akuhara Aiko) is an robotics engineer and corrupt genius, she has a private company that is disguised as a robotics dating and matchmaking agency, she makes android boyfriends for single women which is not a bad thing. But what is a bad thing and crime, is that her dating company also clones real men for women who were rejected by the real men they are in love with or men who are already taken.
Clovis squints his eyes: the cloning part sounds very pathetic and creepy they sound like incels
Alex clears his throat: erm actually these women would be femcels-
Clovis rolls his gorgeous blue eyes: who cares, they're creeps and need to date real people like the rest of us.
Samuel flustered and adjusting his towel on his lean hips:
Samuel: *gasps* What if they made clones out of us? Now I’m starting to get paranoid…
Jenny: Don’t worry boys, that is why we made the Andro-Blaster for you, to malfunction any droid clone of you when that happens.
Clovis stands up and stretches his body: I just know that is gonna happen Jen…we are three hot guys and have rejected many girls.
Clovis shivers
Samuel thinking (uh-oh…): So these androids are very much wanted but not cheap…so I believe not many girls would get their hands on our handsome but creepy clone versions. Right Jen?
Jenny Lewis nods: That is correct
Alex mischievously bites his bottom lip:...wait, I want a clone version of myself!
Samuel, Clovis and Jenny all stare at Alex and blink.
Samuel stares at him like a disappointed brother:....
Clovis folds his toned arms: say what bro?...
Alex laughs airheaded: Hahaha- I mean not to date myself duuuh! I would use my own clone to do my boring tasks or if I am tired! You know, sit in boring history classes, do my homework or goes on a first date for me and my droid version tells me if she is the right girl! I am a genius!
Alex pumps his fist in the air eagerly.
Jenny Lewis facepalms herself
Clovis groans in frustration at Alex, like he just witnessed intellectual vandalism…
Samuel judging: That is nice and all until your clone has 169 clingy girlfriends, two fiances, four toxic wives and he is coming to destroy and replace you Alex…
Alex gulps: Oh….nevermind hehehe…
The guys transform themselves in their Skin bodysuits.
Fitting the guys perfectly right on their toned bodies.
Clovis - Red skin tight suit.
Samuel - Green skin tight suit.
Alex - Yellow skin tight suit.
Jenny smiles at them.
Jenny Lewis: You three have to figure out where Dr. Akuhara’s hide out and headquarters are at.
Clovis picks up the gadget and rests the Adro-Blaster on his shoulder.
Clovis: I will blast away every hot android versions of me ON SIGHT! No creepy girl will date me without my permission!
Alex widens his chestnut brown soft eyes.
Alex: Can we also use it outside our mission? Because we some girls in our criminology and Forensic Science class asked us out, but we rejected most of them…they did not take the rejection well…
Flashback:
One of the sad desperate girls clinging onto Alex’s toned legs while Alex tries to get her off.
Another girl crying in Clovis’ muscular arms holding her, while he looks frustrated and is rethinking his entire life.
Two girls are pulling Samuel’s big arms fighting over him, while whining “he is mine”
Alex limps away with two dumps atttached to him
Alex: I’m changing classes-
End flashback-
Jenny Lewis: After hearing that…yes you can Alex!
Samuel, Alex and Clovis cheer: Thanks Jen!
Jenny Lewis sits back on her big office chair: You boys will take the Helicopter aircraft and Military Humvee for your mission. Good luck boys!
Jenny whoops them away and the guys fall through a hole on the floor and the boys scream while falling
Mission part 1
The guys are in their Military Humvee Clovis is driving.
They arrive at a girl’s home and question her about her boyfriend being cloned and how they almost broke up.
The boys transform out of their skintight body suits and into their normal civilian clothes.
They ring the doorbell to interview the victims.
A girl is holding her handsome boyfriend’s hand.
Clovis talks to the girl while Alex and Samuel take notes listening
Clovis: So…One day you were parking your car and saw a girl you know from work, your colleague with your boyfriend…except that was not your boyfriend?
The girl clenches her teeth: Yes! I saw her kiss him- I mean MY boyfriend’s clone and I ran out of my car to hit his clone and fight with her. But then they ran away, I then drove to my actual boyfriend’s house.
Her boyfriend frowned while stroking her hand: She went to my house and threw all my stuff outside, planning to sell it. But then I came home and stopped her.
Her boyfriend: We confronted her colleague that cloned me without my permission but my creepy android version kicked my *ss and pushed my girlfriend out of her home.
Alex clicks his pen out of shock: Oh no, that is horrible!
The girl: And then she had another android boyfriend, likely a clone of some other guy instead of an original android boyfriend…it was being delivered to her home
Clovis: Did you see the name or logo from the delivery?
The girl and her boyfriend: Yes…Droid Matcher INC.
Samuel and Alex note it in their Phone galaxy communicator and send it to Jenny Lewis/Whoop.
The boyfriend sighs exhausted: Please stop her she is making our lives difficult, our friends ask me about the situation, accusing me of cheating and two timing but I am innocent! I would never date her in a million years!
The boyfriend and girlfriend hold each other close and are teary eyed.
Samuel smiles confident: We are on it, soon you two will live a normal life again!
The boyfriend:...Thank you…
The boys walk out of the couple’s home
Alex puts his hands in his pockets: Now I really do not want a clone of myself!...
Clovis rubs the back of his neck: I meeaaan…-
Alex and Samuel disappointed: Clovis no…
Clovis smiles cheeky: Alex’s idea earlier at Jenny’s office didn’t sound so bad…I would use a clone of myself to make him go on first dates-
Samuel and Alex give a judging glare at Clovis and raise their thick eyebrow.
Clovis blushes: W-What?! Lately I have had too many bad first AND second dates guys! G-Gimme a break yes?...
Alex and Samuel roll their eyes and shake their heads in disappointment
Alex: Or maybe stop dating so many girls, girl obsessed much?...
Clovis flips Alex off with one middle finger.
Alex gasps and gives Clovis a light punch.
Alex and Clovis start to bicker-
Clovis: You are just jealous, the normal cute girls from our criminology and Forensic Science class like me more than you dude!
Clovis flexes his biceps: I am boyfriend material.
Alex flicks Clovis’ biceps annoyed
Alex: Oh shut your face didn’t you just say you had bad first AND second dates?! That is not a flex dude!!!
Samuel puts his face in hands: Guys stop it please…himbo idiots…
Samuel is being called.
Samuel excitedly blushes: oh- just a moment the girl in one of my classes is calling me!
Samuel picks up: hello Loretta!
Loretta on the phone: hey Samuel, I haven’t seen you in class today. I was wondering how you are?...
Samuel whispering: she is wondering how I am!
Alex and Clovis in shock look at each other: Loretta?…plain nerdy calculator collector Loretta?…
Samuel: I-I am great, thanks for asking!
Clovis and Alex look at each other and snicker
Loretta: Maybe this is out of the blue…but would you like to hang out today if you have time?
Samuel thrilled: Of course, I’d love to. Around the end of the afternoon?
Loretta: great see you later, bye!
Samuel: bye, can’t wait!
He hangs up and cheers fists pumping.
Samuel’s head is in the clouds
Alex and Clovis look at each other and then back at Samuel
Alex looks Samuel up and down: Loretta is your crush? Really? She is kind of…you know-
Clovis: Rude! And a know it all! And her whole look and personality screams NERD. Then again you are a nerd too Samuel, but at least a good looking boy nerd.
Samuel glares at Clovis
Samuel yells: looks aren’t everything Clovis, I’m not like you! Besides she isn’t rude, she speaks her mind.
Alex smirks and raises his eyebrow.
Alex: She never says thank you. Last time I let her borrow my pencil and never thanked me or gave it back.
Samuel: maybe she had stress with her exams and forgot?...
Clovis deadpan: one time she slapped me in the face outta nowhere! She said there was a bug on me, there was no bug…
Samuel folds his toned arms: maybe you said something insulting towards her, wouldn’t be the first time a girl hit you for saying something stupid.
Clovis scoffs
Clovis: I only said hello nerd, I mean she is a nerd…
Samuel rolls his eyes: Anyway, I can like and date whoever I want.
Clovis clicks his tongue: yeah especially if no one else wants her…
Alex snickers: You have bad taste in girls Samuel…
Samuel blushes and stutters: S-shut up you two! Loretta is great and you two are jealous j-jerks!
Samuel: Anyway…I am meeting her at the end of the afternoon when our classes are over. You may come along dropping me off, or not I don’t care!
The red haired hunk turns around offended.
Clovis and Alex walk over to him, to face him.
Clovus: Or do us one better, Alex and me stalk you two nerds and watch her annoy you like she irritates us.
Alex smiles sweet: And I will film everything so we can all watch it back and keep saying “We told you Sammy”
Clovis and Samuel fist bump and laugh.
Samuel grunts and glares at his friends: whatever…
But Alex and Clovis hug him: We mean well dude!
Samuel smiles and pats their backs.
The boys transform into their skintight body suits and put on their Jetpack backpack to fly off.
After their classes they drop Samuel off.
The guys land on Loretta mansion’s rooftop
Samuel transforms out of his skinsuit and for his date with Loretta
wears his mediterranean olive colored trousers, brown belt, white blouse, leather loafers and expensive golden watch.
Samuel starts to walk off: Alright I see you guys later!-
Clovis and Alex look through her rooftop windows
Alex’s eyes widen: uhm…Samuel you do not want to go inside…
Samuel freezes in front of the rooftop door: Huh? And why not Alex?...
Clovis pointing: Watch for yourself Sam…
Samuel gasps and clenches his fists
An Android clone of Samuel is standing in Loretta’s living room-
Odette (Loretta’s nerdy weird friend): Hihi, this cute android clone of Samuel is perfect! I got Samuel, Clovis and Alex’s DNA. I send the lab Samuel’s beautiful red hair locks, Clovis sweaty shirt and Alex baseball cap with his gorgeous dark hair locks!
Loretta makes a disgusted face taking a step back: Odette…What the hell?!
Odette beams like a idiot: Are you not happy I didn’t also get you an Alex and Clovis android? Sorry I only had money for one expensive boyfriend android! You are welcome!
Loretta circles around the Droid android of Samuel, he looks exactly like Samuel. Handsome, muscular, orange copper hair, tall, spring green eyes and his perfect friendly smile.
Alex impressed: Woah Samuel he looks just like you bro!
The real Samuel watches in disbelief:
Damn that Odette!..
Droid Clone Samuel stands in front of Loretta while smiling seductively at her and hugs Loretta.
Droid Clone Samuel: Hello my name is Samuel but you can call me Sammy! What is your name?
Odette: Her name is Loretta handsome!
Loretta side eyes Odette but then she looks at Droid clone samuel
Droid Clone Samuel flutters his green eyes and blushes while smiling.
Loretta blushes.
Loretta: *ahem* Maybe I should give it a chance…but I’ll bring him back when the real Samuel is my boyfriend…
Droid clone Samuel hugs Loretta tighter-
Real Samuel on the rooftop is teary eyed: Ahaha…Weird Odette got her that…Loretta does not actually want a copy of me…
Real Samuel: Odette has always been weird, but Loretta does not want an android boyfriend!-
Samuel starts to walk in circles
He spirals:
-She wants the real me! Yeah she will send the droid back and then she will date me, make me hers, we will graduate together, marry and be forever HAPPY!...
Alex is side eyeing Samuel: yikes…
Clovis shaking his blond head: That is how I sound when I’m in denial and cope when I bagged and cuffed the weird girl…
Odette happy: Anyway me and my Armand (male Mandy) android are going on a lunch date…right Armand!?
Armand (male mandy android): Yes my dear Odette, I love you so much I will feed you your favorite meals, massage you and worship you.
Android Armand lifts her up bride style.
Clovis shivers: This girl is giving me the ultimate icks and red flags! I always knew Weird Odette was strange but this is next level!
Loretta sighs: Girl you are really desperate and down bad after Armand rejected your weird *ss…who makes these weird clone boyfriends…is this even legal?!
Sam: That creepy little Odette! How dare sh clone me! Me and Loretta are dating, I don’t get it. Am I not good enough?
Alex pats Samuel’s shoulder.
Alex: You are enough Sammy, don’t worry Loretta will send your clone back-
Clovis: erm, why is she making your clone wear a tight butler outfit?…not leaving much for the imagination…
Sam becomes red, covering his face but peeks through his fingers anyway.
Droid Clone Samuel, butler outfit: You are the smartest girl, you are better than anyone in our school. You are my number one girl!
He bows to her.
Loretta blushing and holding his arm: Thank you, now be a good boy and make me lunch please?…
Clovis cringes: bruv where the f*ck is that gadget to turn off the boyfriend clone android?!
Alex shaking Samuel: Loretta is making him her personal boyfriend butler!
Clovis: Why are you calling it “him”? That is a creepy plastic and metal clone of Samuel!
Samuel blushes and clenches his fists.
Samuel brings out the Andro-Blaster gadget: that’ll teach Odette and Loretta!
Samuel charges to use the Andro-Blaster to malfunction the android boyfriend clone
The Andro-blaster hit Droid Samuel
The clone droid stops working and collapses backwards.
Loretta gasps: what the?...Hello? Sam…Sammy! Nooo, I started to like him…
The clone stand up again and starts throwing objects at Loretta.
Loretta yelping being hit: Stop ouch! No-NO, put that down, I paid a thousand for that painting!
Droid Clone Samuel breaks the expensive painting, he breaks two of her expensive televisions, her grandpa’s vase, he throws her humidifier through her window and sets her vintage shoes on fire.
The fire sprinkles turns on.
Real Samuel folds his toned arms and smirks: Only room for ONE real Samuel in this world
Alex and Clovis laugh at Loretta and the Droid Samuel.
Droid Samuel throws pillows at her.
Loretta shouting: AAAAHHH stop it you stupid robot!
Droid Clone Samuel marching to her: Do you want limonade dear?
The clone pours lemonade on her head, ruining her brown hair.
Loretta fed up, tries to run away from Droid Samuel: GET LOST! You dimwitted robot! Stay away!
Droid clone Samuel runs after her: Loretta my love why are you running away? I want to hug you till you faint!
Loretta screams in fear: Where is the remote? manuel or emergency number for this dumb android?!
Samuel smirks: Yeah she better send that clone of me back and date me!
Clovis and Alex laugh and high five!
Droid Samuel tears Loretta’s expensive (but ugly) vintage bags apart throwing it in her outdoor pool while she starts to cry.
Loretta: Nooo! My thrifted Dickies’ bag collection! Stop it Sammy! Stop damn it!
Later Loretta calls Odetta furious.
Loretta is on the phone with Odetta: Yes I sent that stupid android clone of Samuel back, it started to malfunction you moron!
This is why I didn’t want it in the first place, you probably got it from some shady black market website didn’t you?!
Odetta: On god, it is a legit website Lorry, small errors happen all the time-
Loretta clenches her teeth: SMALL errors? Girl it almost burned my house, drowned my vintage bags and it started singing the false notes of a theme song called “here we go” by Miranda Cooper?! (Moonbaby)
(AN: This is the theme song of totally spies if it was not obvious, lol)
Odetta:...Girl I paid 1,000,000 million dollars, you owe me refund money-
Loretta hangs up
Later - Samuel & Loretta’s date (short scene)
Samuel towers behind Loretta, sneaking behind her.
Samuel deep voice threatening: Hey Loretta-
Loretta startles: KYAH EVIL ANDROID!
Samuel playing dumb: What hahaha?...
Loretta catches her breath: Oh- Sorry Sammy…It is just…I had a long afternoon, thanks to Weird Odetta…
Samuel whispering: Damn you Weird Odetta…
Alex and Clovis are hiding behind a huge sign
Alex whispering and groaning from frustration: Clovis, I don’t want to see the nerds dating, you said we would go to the Game Hall!
Clovis whispering: Oh shush Alex, it won’t take long for Loretta to p*ss our Sam off!
Loretta shows her nerdy collection of hundred calculators like it is a new invention. (😭)
Loretta holding one of her many calculators: This one doesn’t even need batteries just daylight!
Samuel just excited nods like it’s the most interesting thing.
Sam: Thank you for giving me one! Appreciate it!
Clovis gags: they’re such nerds, it hurts!
And Loretta keeps ranting about why DC superheroes are better than Marvel superheroes. (lol) And keeps talking about the Manhwas: True beauty and Lookism.
She brags how many competitions she had won in math championships and how she won against her old bully.
Loretta eyeing him: Samuel you are handsome, smart, amazing, not shallow and actually fun to be with, you are not like the other nerds I have dated, yeah they were cute but like stop talking about yourself dude, some people, am I right Samuel?…
Samuel laughs: Ahahaha! Thank you Lorreta, you are right some people only love to talk about themselves, and I love to hear you brag about your achievements you’re amazing! We are alike!
Clovis shocked: YOU SIMP!
Samuel looks around: Huh?...
Alex covers Clovis’ mouth
Alex: Sssst…
Clovis whispering:Alex!...Loretta only talks about herself and Samuel is blushing, smiling and laughing at her bad jokes like some chuckle f*ck high on love!
Clovis bites his bottom lip in frustration: Did she put a spell on him to make him a super deluxe premium simp?
Alex eating a hotdog: hmmm…you know Samuel likes girls who are brainacs like him, brains over looks.
Clovis scoffs: I know that and he can love any plain or ugly smart girl, it is not her looks…but we are talking about LORETTA! She brags, is obnoxious, self centered
Alex: I mean…our Sammy seems happy with her, that is all that matters right?
Clovis thinks: Hmmm, you are right if he gaslights himself into liking her and thrives on delulu love, who am I to judge?
Clovis: I don’t know what he sees in her, but to each their own!
he shrugs
Samuel with his green eyes looks at the (obnoxious) girl he is in love with.
Samuel tilts his head: You know…when we first met in our class I thought you were egotistical, arrogant, a bragger with too many calculators…
Loretta waiting: Go on?...
Samuel holds Loretta’s hands while blushing
Samuel:..But when we had to work on our group project together…you showed your kinder and softer side, especially with all my other deadlines.
Samuel continues: You…helped me and showed how to balance my studies, work and free time…
Samuel looks down for a moment: Normally I would ask my friends Clovis and Alex to take my mind off with studying and my…. ”work” (Whoop). But at the time during our project together-
-Alex was too busy playing on the soccer team and working out and Clovis was too busy going on multiple dates with girls, his first and second bad dates. And with his new sport car collection, driving around Beverly Hills.
Alex’s brown chestnut eyes widen and Clovis' sky blue eyes look down-
-and they hang their heads…
Clovis rubs the back of his neck: Oh…damn were we really too busy for our guy Sammy?...
Alex shakes his head: Damn it…we should've made more time for Samuel…
Clovis and Alex walk away.
Clovis eager: Let’s make more time for our Sam!
Alex excited: Yes and even make time to watch his favorite boring game show Mastermind!
They high five and chuckle.
Clovis and Alex are eating hot dogs.
Clovis: their date was not bad?… I have to admit the nerds were cute togheter!...Maybe….just maybeeee Samuel and dorky Loretta make a cute couple!
Alex: Awww and then marry and have nerdy babies
Alex and Clovis laugh.
Alex notices Armand (real male mandy) sitting with a blond guy that resembles Clovis…
Clovis is on his smartphone: Hey, let’s finally go to the Game Hall, I feel like beating you in mario kart AL!
Alex (AL) taps Clovis and points to Armand (male Mandy) and Clovis’ Droid clone
Clovis turns around and almost chokes on his hotdog
Clovis: What the actual f*ck?!
Armand
(hot male Mandy) is wearing his luxurious wine red suit, with his wine red jacket open and white blouse slightly open. His wine red trousers (This outfit is also based off Mandy’s attire in “A thing for musicians” Episode)
Cocky Armand is drinking a coke and eating fries. While pointing the fry at clone Droid Clovis ordering him around and laughing at clone Clovis.
Clovis doppelganger is writing down everything Armand is telling him to do while brightly smiling and fluttering his synthetic blue eyes, like he is his personal servant.
Clone Droid Clovis compliant: What else do I have to do handsome and cool Armand? Tell me and I will help you until you are completely satisfied with my service great Armand!
Armand laughs and drinks his coke:
This is amazing! When I saw MY date with YOU, a clone version of Clovis…I dragged her *ss out of the ferris wheel, forcing her to break up with you…clone Clovis
Real Clovis is being held back by Alex
Alex whispering: Don’t attack Armand yet, Clovis!
Armand continues leaning back in his chair nonchalant:
And then you started to cry very pathetically on your knees in public at the ferris wheel, I first pointed and laughed out loud at you and then started to feel bad when you clinged to my legs feeling heartbroken…You offered to be my *ahem* boyfriend…and then wanted to be my friend.
Armand is blushing while looking at clone Clovis, clone Clovis bats his synthetic blond eyelashes at Armand and holds one of Armand’s hands…
Armand gulps down his coke: *AHEM* Anyway…You are washing one of my yacht boats and are going to polish my car.
Clone Clovis: Anything for you Armand I am at your service!
Clone Clovis does a salute gesture.
Real Clovis is blushing and ruffles his blond hair upset : This…is…WORSE than some simp or loser girl cloning me! This is humiliating, people will think I am Armand’s slave or worse…
Alex blinks: His boyfriend?...
Clovis freaks out and grabs the Andro-Blaster to turn off clone Clovis.
Clovis fully charges the Andro-Blaster to malfunction the android (boy)friend Clovis clone-
Clone Clovis is hit by the gadget and he smacks his head against the table and doesn’t move.
Armand startled: WAAAH!...What the? Hellooo! Clovis?...Clovis! This is not funny, you are supposed to serve me damn it, you even swore an oath to always serve me and never leave me!
Armand shakes unconscious clone Droid Clovis but it won’t turn on…
Armand whimpers pathetically…
Clovis blows away the smoke coming out of the gadget and puts the Andro-Blaster away while laughing.
Clovis satisfied: Good riddance and I will whoop that evil Dr. Akuhara Aiko myself for making handsome creepy guy clones!
Alex sips his drink casual: Should we comfort Armand? He is starting to cry and hold your unconscious clone-
Clovis shouting: LET HIM CRY! We are going to play Mario kart now!
The next part in the next chapter, so keep reading! ☺️