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1. You Can Call Me A Thief by Pepilapin

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Franco Colapinto/Lando Norris
   • Franco Colapinto
   • Lando Norris
   • Carlos Sainz Jr
   • Alexander Albon
   • Gabriel Bortoleto
   • Oscar Piastri
   • Franco is a Thief
   • Lando Has Bad Luck
   • Hurt
   • Lando Has a Savior Complex
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • Romance
   • Franco Colapinto Needs a Hug
   • Protective Lando Norris
   • Franco Colapinto Has a Gay Awakening
   • Lando Norris is Down Bad
   • Top Franco Colapinto
   • Bottom Lando Norris
   • Switching
   • Strangers to Lovers

   Summary

   Franco is spiraling through the worst patch of life he's ever lived. Stuck in a shitty job and caring for a sick mother, he’d do anything to keep her out of pain; including stealing from time to time to afford her expensive medications and rent.

   Lando is hitting a bad patch of luck all day. The last straw is when he thought he was having a meet-cute moment with a guy straight out of a romcom only to end up robbed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   87,421

   Chapters:

   18/18

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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