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1. Elbow Grease by Roo_jooce

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Mar 2026

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Established Relationship
   • Olive Oil
   • Fluff
   • Smut
   • Humor

   Summary

   Phil is naked. He’s sitting in the bathtub with his knees up, curled like a gargoyle on a cathedral ledge, swabbing at himself with tiny scraps of fabric. He's shimmering from scalp to nipple. Dan can’t drag his gaze away.

   For one of the 2026 Phantasy Calender photoshoot looks, Phil covers himself head to toe in glitter body paint. Without any oil-based cleanser to get it off with, the next best thing to use is olive oil. Phil gets in the bath and tries to deal with the glitter situation. Dan joins in and helps.

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