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Mami and Tyler were talking and then Mami asked “Tyler, why did you kill Charlie Kirk?”
Tyler froze, he hadn’t expected that.
”Erika paid me.” He said quietly.
”Really? His own wife?” She responded.
”Yeah. She paid a hitman and that hit man was me.” He said casually.
Mami took the information in slowly. “Huh, explains why she’s not grieving normally…”
“Mhm.” Tyler quietly responded.
”Well,” Mami began. “You know who’s president now?”
”Oh, it’s J.D Vance, right?” Tyler said.
”Yes, well, I was thinking. We could kill him, like we did Trump.” Mami proposed.
”Yes, that’s an amazing idea.” Tyler said enthusiastically.
J.D Vance had a secret. He had been exchanging love letters with the United Kingdom prime minister, Kier Starmer.
in-fact, they loved eachother so much that they were going to meet up at the White House today. Mami and Tyler knew when to strike.
J.D let him in. As Mami and Tyler observed quietly. They went into J.D ‘s room and kissed but—
Boom. Mami shot at Starmer. Vance widened his eyes. “No! Not my boyfriend! Please Starmer, I love you!” He screamed. Tyler took out his knife and threw it at Vance.
He jumped down and began stabbing him brutally.
Then, Vance died. Slowly and painfully.
Kyubey appeared. “So, Tyler Robinson. What do you wish for?” It asked.
”I wish to get rid of Capitalism forever.”