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08:42 PM — Do Not Leak (I beg you, Anxin-ah)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Guys.
We have a problem.
ZHOU mama so—:
wait
WHY IS THE GC NAME LIKE THIS???
LeLeaderLeOOO:
It's because I fear you might leak the GC 1 day
arn0maly_dance.exe:
Yeah, I can see that happening
ZHOU mama so—:
WOW
SUCH SUPPORTIVE MEMBERS I HAVE
_g_junsster:
Anyways…
What seems to be the problem, @LeLeaderLeOOO?
giantpuppy_GW:
Did Sanghyeon manage to burn the kitchen again
sunshinehyeon:
IT WAS ONE TIME
BBoy_dragon🐉:
three
_g_junsster:
five, actually
sunshinehyeon:
TRAITORS, ALL OF YOU (except Sangwon Hyung 💗💟💕💞💓💖💝💘)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
No. Worse.
Also, the amount of heart emojis is concerning. (I can do more for you, Sangwonie)
sunshinehyeon:
For Sangwon Hyung? NEVER (Square up, Leader)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Speaking of Sangwon… He just flirted with the makeup artist Noonas… Again. (Are you picking a fight with me, Sanghyeon???)
arn0maly_dance.exe:
again?
ZHOU mama so—:
HE WHAT
lswonnie:
?????
I literally just said thank you
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Nuh-uh. You said, and I quote:
"You always make me look my best, Noonas."
while smiling like THIS 😊
BBoy_dragon🐉:
noonas almost fainted bro
lswonnie:
I was being polite???
Is that a crime now???
arn0maly_dance.exe:
POLITE?????
YOU TILTED YOUR HEAD
giantpuppy_GW:
AND YOU DID THE EYE THING
lswonnie:
what even is that eye thing
ZHOU mama so—:
THE ONE WHERE YOU LOOK LIKE HAVE STARS IN YOUR WIDE DOE EYES
babyhyeon_07:
Hyung you literally said
“Without you, I wouldn’t shine this much.”
lswonnie:
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER NOONA ADDED TO MY FACE
LeLeaderLeOOO:
WE KNOW
THEY DON’T
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_g_junsster changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (I beg you, Anxin-ah) to Do Not Leak (Lee Sangwon, Spare Us)
08:49 PM — Do Not Leak (Lee Sangwon, Spare Us)
arn0maly_dance.exe:
Anyway,
1 of the stylists messaged the company GC and asked if Sangwon is single. Again.
giantpuppy_GW:
I’m going to flip a table
BBoy_dragon🐉:
And I’m going to flip the STYLIST
_g_junsster:
Everyone, calm down
ZHOU mama so—:
NO
LeLeaderLeOOO:
NAUR
sunshinehyeon:
I REFUSE
arn0maly_dance.exe:
ABSOLUTELY NOT
lswonnie:
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS
AND JUNSEO HYUNG, WHY IS THE GC NAME LIKE THAT
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BBoy_dragon🐉 changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Lee Sangwon, Spare Us) to Do Not Leak (#PROTECTSANGWON)
08:54 PM — Do Not Leak (#PROTECTSANGWON)
giantpuppy_GW:
Because you’re our center
ZHOU mama so—:
our visual
BBoy_dragon🐉:
our national treasure
LeLeaderLeOOO:
our problem
sunshinehyeon:
our pretty boy
lswonnie:
STOP
Also, did you just call me a “problem”, Lee Leo?
ZHOU mama so—:
OOOHHHHHHHH
LeLeaderLeOOO:
I- I didn't mean it like th-that
sunshinehyeon:
IJBOL
WHY IS LEO HYUNG STUTTERING THRU TEXT
HAHAHAHA
LeLeaderLeOOO:
@sunshinehyeon sybau
_g_junsster:
ANYWAYS
Back to the topic at hand
Lee Sangwon
arn0maly_dance.exe:
You don’t understand how dangerous you are for us
lswonnie:
I literally just exist
LeLeaderLeOOO:
EXACTLY
lswonnie:
Flattery will get you nowhere
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LeLeaderLeOOO changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (#PROTECTSANGWON) to Do Not Leak (Sangwon, I said I'm sorry 😩)
09:37 PM — Do Not Leak (Sangwon, I said I'm sorry 😩)
ZHOU mama so—:
Guys
Remember when Sangwon Hyung accidentally flirted with MC Euijoo Sunbaenim
BBoy_dragon🐉:
OH MY GOD
ON HIS 1ST MC GIG TOO 😭😭😭
giantpuppy_GW:
don’t remind me
lswonnie:
I DID NOT
sunshinehyeon:
YOU DEFINITELY DID
IT WENT LIKE THIS
MC Euijoo Sunbae: “Who’s the most charming member of ALD1?” *turning to look at Sangwon Hyung*
Sangwon Hyung: *looks straight into the camera* “Don't you think it's me, Euijoo Hyung?” *tilts his head cutely*
LeLeaderLeOOO:
WITH A (T)WINK
EJ asked me to keep you away from him for his sanity + Nicho apparently bothered him to do so
lswonnie:
IT WAS A BLINK
And you are on thinner ice, Lee Jongyoon
arn0maly_dance.exe:
YOU HELD THE EYE CONTACT FOR 4 SECONDS
4 LONG SECONDS
ZHOU mama so—:
THE INTERNET EXPLODED (SO DID WE)
_g_junsster:
TO THINK HE HAD THE ENTIRE ROSTER WHIPPED
MOSTLY MALE IDOLS TOO SHSHDISJSIJS
BBoy_dragon🐉:
my cousin had the audacity to text me “is sangwon single”
giantpuppy_GW:
MY MOM ASKED TOO
AND SHE KNOWS SANGWON
lswonnie:
?????
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ZHOU mama so— changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Sangwon, I said I'm sorry 😩) to Do Not Leak (Sangwon 🫦🫦🫦)
10:16 PM — Do Not Leak (Sangwon 🫦🫦🫦)
_g_junsster:
Anyways.
The real issue is Sangwon won't stop flirting with us.
lswonnie:
WHEN DID I DO THAT
_g_junsster:
this morning
ZHOU mama so—:
EVERY HOUR
BBoy_dragon🐉:
EVERY MINUTE
lswonnie:
???
Every second?
giantpuppy_GW:
Anxin said you walked into the kitchen.
arn0maly_dance.exe:
And Xinlong said your hair was messy.
ZHOU mama so—:
In an oversized hoodie.
BBoy_dragon🐉:
Paired with that gentle sleepy voice.
sunshinehyeon:
AND APPARENTLY, YOU SAID
LeLeaderLeOOO:
“Good morning, my Dear Roomies. Did you guys sleep well?”
lswonnie:
THAT’S NORMAL
YOU GUYS DON'T GREET EACH OTHER AT THE BOTTOM FLOOR???
arn0maly_dance.exe:
ANXIN SAID YOU SMILED AT THEM AFTERWARDS
ZHOU mama so—:
LIKE THIS 😊
giantpuppy_GW:
I forgot how to breathe just imagining it
@_g_junsster please room w/hyeon for me so i can wake up to sangwon daily
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giantpuppy_GW changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Sangwon 🫦🫦🫦) to Do Not Leak (Moving to the Upper Dorm)
11:00 PM — Do Not Leak (Moving to the Upper Dorm)
lswonnie:
You guys are insane
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Says the man who hugged Geonwoo earlier and said
“You’re warm.”
giantpuppy_GW:
I haven’t recovered
lswonnie:
YOU WERE COLD
BBoy_dragon🐉:
NGL, I SAW GEONWOO HYUNG BUFFER FOR 5 SECONDS
ZHOU mama so—:
DUDE HAD A SYSTEM ERROR
arn0maly_dance.exe:
He looked like a fucking Windows update
giantpuppy_GW:
STOP
THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
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sunshinehyeon chanved changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Moving to the Upper Dorm) to Do Not Leak (I have an important question)
11:39 PM — Do Not Leak (I have an important question)
sunshinehyeon:
Anyway
Important question
Why is Sangwon Hyung so pretty
ZHOU mama so—:
FACTS
BBoy_dragon🐉:
REAL
LeLeaderLeOOO:
SCIENTISTS STILL STUDYING HOW AND WHY AND WHEN AND WHERE IT ALL HAPPENED
arn0maly_dance.exe:
If you ask me, it's actually annoying
ZHOU mama so—:
ANNOYING?
ZHANG JIAHAO GE, RETRACT THAT STATEMENT
giantpuppy_GW:
Yeah
He just walked past me earlier (minus the hug) and my day improved even more
arn0maly_dance.exe:
@ZHOU mama so— I meant, it's annoying bec how can he just exist and make me fall in love
lswonnie:
YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Only weird 4 u bb
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LeLeaderLeOOO changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (I have an important question) to Do Not Leak (Sangwon, we are just men)
12:00 AM — Do Not Leak (Sangwon, we are just men)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Sangwon can you send a selfie
lswonnie:
Why should I?
ZHOU mama so—:
just do it
jebal
lswonnie:
fine
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ZHOU mama so— changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Sangwon, we are just men) to Do Not Leak (ALPHAS DRIVE WON)
12:08 AM — Do Not Leak (ALPHAS DRIVE WON)
BBoy_dragon🐉:
…
arn0maly_dance.exe:
…
giantpuppy_GW:
…
sunshinehyeon:
…
LeLeaderLeOOO:
…
ZHOU mama so—:
…
_g_junsster:
…
lswonnie:
WHY IS EVERYONE QUIET
IS IT THAT BAD?
LeLeaderLeOOO:
I hate him
giantpuppy_GW:
He’s glowing
At midnight…
ZHOU mama so—:
WHY ARE HIS EYES LIKE THAT
BBoy_dragon🐉:
HE LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE POSTER
arn0maly_dance.exe:
I need a minute
sunshinehyeon:
hyung marry me
lswonnie:
WHAT
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LeLeaderLeOOO changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (ALPHAS DRIVE WON) to Do Not Leak (Epiphany)
12:15 AM — Do Not Leak (Epiphany)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
This is what I mean.
No matter what we’re talking about, we always end up here.
ZHOU mama so—:
For Sangwon appreciation hour
BBoy_dragon🐉:
24/7
giantpuppy_GW:
365
arn0maly_dance.exe:
Unfortunately.
_g_junsster:
Unfortunately?
arn0maly_dance.exe:
I am wallowing in self pity bec of how down bad I am
Leave me be
lswonnie:
You guys are unbelievable
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Send another selfie
lswonnie:
NO
sunshinehyeon:
PLEASE
BBoy_dragon🐉:
SAMDALAWISH DALAMAGIMAGIDAW
giantpuppy_GW:
I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES
ZHOU mama so—:
I'M BEGGIN’
BEGGIN’ YOU
arn0maly_dance.exe:
Please.
_g_junsster:
Just send it so they sleep, Sangwon-ah
lswonnie:
…
Fine
But you guys better get some shut eye after this
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ZHOU mama so— changed the GC name from Do Not Leak (Epiphany) to Do Not Leak (Lee Sangwon Supremacy)
12:28 AM — Do Not Leak (Lee Sangwon Supremacy)
LeLeaderLeOOO:
Wow, I’m in love with him
giantpuppy_GW:
me too
ZHOU mama so—:
me three
BBoy_dragon🐉:
me four
arn0maly_dance.exe:
me five
sunshinehyeon:
me six
_g_junsster:
same
sunshinehyeon:
Junseo Hyung
You ruined the joke chain 😭😭😭😭😭
lswonnie:
I hate this group
LeLeaderLeOOO:
You love us
lswonnie:
Against my will… I do
I love you all
ZHOU mama so—:
HE ADMITTED IT
BBoy_dragon🐉:
SCREENSHOT
giantpuppy_GW:
PRINTING IT
LeLeaderLeOOO:
FRAMING IT
arn0maly_dance.exe:
PUTTING IT IN OUR DORM
sunshinehyeon:
BOTTOM DORM'S ALD1 MOTTO:
LOVE SANGWON.
_g_junsster:
PRINT 1 FOR US TOO