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    “This isn’t ‘presentable’,” Obito cringes, “you’ve dolled me up like we’re going to a honeypot. The one with the moral compensation pay.”
    “Aaand we are,” Anko says, satisfied, finally leaning away and admiring her work. “Honeypot to get us laid!”
    “I’d like to get laid with someone who doesn’t think I’m a whore,” Obito whines, almost managing to cover his face with his hands, stopping at the last moment when Anko hisses and bats his hands away.
    “You look like a high-grade whore,” Anko smiles all-sweetly. “Put on those heels, loser. One of us is getting pussy tonight.”

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