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Because Minho’s life sucks, STRAY KIDS I.N FUNNY/CLUMSY MOMENTS COMPILATION #3 🤣 continues to play. In the video, Jeongin groans throatily as he drops a camera. In his lap, Minho’s dick twitches. In the doorway, Jisung points and guffaws. It’s full-bodied, so sudden he launches into a coughing fit that miraculously doesn’t stop him. Even as his eyes water he keeps pointing, his tongue sticking out like a toddler as he wheezes. Minho imagines cutting it out of his mouth. Instead, he settles for rolling stiffly onto his side to face the wall, because it feels less awkward than taking his sticky hand off his dick. He never got around to pulling his pants all the way down anyway, so at least like this he isn’t mooning Jisung. The moon… that’s a good idea. Minho can rocket launch himself there to never be seen again.
“Oh, god,” Jisung says, fighting to catch his breath as he holds himself up against the doorframe. “Oh. Hyung. Wow. That’s crazy. Is- don’t tell me it’s him dropping things. It can’t be! You’d die of chafing. Is it-? Oh my god, is it the noises? Jeonginnie’s silly old man noises?”
(Minho gets off to Jeongin's silly noises. It's supposed to be a secret.)