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Published:
2026-03-14
Updated:
2026-03-15
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4/?
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MCSM Texting Fic

Summary:

- Very unserious
- Side project for when i feel goofy
- i made a family tree for this
- no outline just me and my keyboard
- if you have any scenarios of smth you want me to add just comment (i only write when i have ideas and i only have ideas when i dream something up)

Notes:

Confusing family tree:

Fred(admin) is the father to Jack, who married Nurm. Jack and Nurm adopted twins together named Jesse and Jessica

Harper, Gabriel and Ellegaard are all siblings. Ellegaard dated Magnus and Harper married Ivor. Harper and Ivor had a daughter, Olivia.

Before Ivor and Harper were married, Ivor was married to Soren, and they adopted Lukas together.

Xara(admin) is the mother to Petra and Nell(stoner girl who goes "Jesse dude!")

Before Hadrian(old builder) and Tim's(legend of tim guy) divorce, they had two children, Isa(founder) and Milo(build club). Isa married Stella(champion city leader) and they adopted Axel and Aiden. Milo dated Reginald(sky city guard) and they adopted Radar

- Nell and Radar are late teens
- main group is early 20s
- admins + tim + hadrian are 50s/60s
- everyone else is 30s/40s
- oh and reuben was found when jess and jesse where like 8. so technically he's like 15 but this is fiction so i say he acts like a young piggy and will live for 70 more years

Now that the exposition is over, let me introduce you to my good friend, Chaos.

Chapter 1: Rekindling the blunt rotation

Chapter Text

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New Group

Soren made a new chat
Soren added Magnus, Ellegaard, Gabriel and Ivor to the chat
Soren renamed the chat "Order of the Stoners"

Ellegaard: Soren WTF?

Soren: cmon ellie, like old times

Ivor left the chat
Soren added Ivor to the chat

Soren: no way are you leaving
Soren: we're all here together

Magnus: yeah ivor
Magnus: i know youre STILL salty about the divorce but you gotta stick with us man

Ivor: fine
Ivor: but change the name
Ivor: I quit smoking

Ellegaard: I agree
Ellegaard: If you change the name I'll stay

Magnus renamed the chat "Old friends :)"
Ellegaard changed their name to "Ellie"

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family of GAY MEN
Members: nurmie, jack, jesse, Jessica

Jessica: hey guys?

jesse: yo

jack: im here too!
jack: nurms with me

Jessica: so you know how the group name is gay men?

jesse: of course

jack: *GAY MEN

Jessica: yeah whatever
Jessica: either way
Jessica: I think we should change it to gay family

jesse: ?

Jessica: it would be more fitting

jesse: YOOOOOO

jack: huh?
jack: nurm says you're saying you're gay too
jack: i don't believe him though

Jessica: he's right dad
Jessica: I'm a lesbian

jack: ALL MY KIDS ARE GAY
jack: they must take after me
jack: i never doubted you for a minute nurmie

jesse: love ya sis!
jesse: i gotta go though so ill see you tonight

jack: nurm says i need to tell you im proud

Jessica: love you too jesse
Jessica: and thanks for the kind words dad

jack: no problem kid

Jessica: other dad

jack: oh