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New Group
Soren made a new chat
Soren added Magnus, Ellegaard, Gabriel and Ivor to the chat
Soren renamed the chat "Order of the Stoners"
Ellegaard: Soren WTF?
Soren: cmon ellie, like old times
Ivor left the chat
Soren added Ivor to the chat
Soren: no way are you leaving
Soren: we're all here together
Magnus: yeah ivor
Magnus: i know youre STILL salty about the divorce but you gotta stick with us man
Ivor: fine
Ivor: but change the name
Ivor: I quit smoking
Ellegaard: I agree
Ellegaard: If you change the name I'll stay
Magnus renamed the chat "Old friends :)"
Ellegaard changed their name to "Ellie"
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family of GAY MEN
Members: nurmie, jack, jesse, Jessica
Jessica: hey guys?
jesse: yo
jack: im here too!
jack: nurms with me
Jessica: so you know how the group name is gay men?
jesse: of course
jack: *GAY MEN
Jessica: yeah whatever
Jessica: either way
Jessica: I think we should change it to gay family
jesse: ?
Jessica: it would be more fitting
jesse: YOOOOOO
jack: huh?
jack: nurm says you're saying you're gay too
jack: i don't believe him though
Jessica: he's right dad
Jessica: I'm a lesbian
jack: ALL MY KIDS ARE GAY
jack: they must take after me
jack: i never doubted you for a minute nurmie
jesse: love ya sis!
jesse: i gotta go though so ill see you tonight
jack: nurm says i need to tell you im proud
Jessica: love you too jesse
Jessica: and thanks for the kind words dad
jack: no problem kid
Jessica: other dad
jack: oh