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  1. You are not that bad by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)  

    15 Mar 2026

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    After a brutal Valentine’s Day shift, Sanji just wants to finish cleaning the kitchen and go home.

    Instead, he finds Zoro at the bar, three bottles of expensive gin deep and freshly unemployed.

    "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝."

    𝐙𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝. "𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐞."

    "𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞," 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 "𝐁𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐞, 𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."

    "𝐁𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡-𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤. 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩.

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