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1. (Don't) Touch My Body Tender by Phyuming

   Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dancing Green/Retsarra (Final Fantasy XIV)
   • Eutrope/Retsarra (Final Fantasy XIV)
   • Brute Bomber/Retsarra (Final Fantasy XIV)
   • Dancing Green (Final Fantasy XIV)
   • Retsarra (Final Fantasy XIV)
   • Bad Sex
   • Crying During Sex
   • Two Desperate Men Try to Find Comfort in Each Other
   • the other relationships are mentioned
   • Eheeya Had Bad Sexual Encounters in the Past
   • Misunderstandings
   • Angst

   Summary

   “I’ll be fine, baby. You wanna get down to business too, don’t ya?” The words spoken by Dancing Green are there, but the colorful intonation isn’t. The delivery is flat, hurried, desperate, his mind clearly set on one goal. He wants to get this over with, but he doesn’t want it to end. Likely having offended Retsarra, Eheeya wouldn’t even be surprised if he was kicked out after the man had his fill of him.

   Wouldn’t be the first time either that happened.

   --

   Eheeya is depressed, Retsarra is grieving. Both are lonely, both seek comfort, both know a great way to find it.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Backshot Boys (Eheeya, Hector, Retsarra, Tyrant)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,266

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   3

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