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1. I Want Him Everywhere by Mysticula (RancidWritings)

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Paul McCartney/You
   • Paul McCartney
   • You
   • Farting
   • Fart Fetish
   • Eproctophilia
   • fetish confession
   • 90s Paul McCartney
   • 60s Paul McCartney
   • Old Paul McCartney
   • Fluff
   • wet farts
   • bubbly farts
   • gassy Paul McCartney
   • lap farts
   • Cute
   • Playful Reader
   • Long One Shot
   • Flashbacks
   • S/O's First Fart
   • Embarassment
   • Humiliation
   • Lactose Intolerance
   • y'all are a cute married couple omg
   • RPF
   • real person fiction - Freeform
   • Don't Like Don't Read
   • Kink Discovery
   • fart kink
   • Face Farts
   • Dom Paul McCartney
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • shy reader
   • Teasing
   • middle aged Paul mccartney
   • Stomach Ache
   • other Beatles mentioned but not seen
   • ass worship
   • facesitting
   • Paulie is a cheeky little bastard
   • male farts
   • gassy - Freeform
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Boys Will Be Boys

   Summary

   Paul's rumbly tummy is causing a stink while you're trying to cook dinner, all the while you reminisce about the time you two met.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Paul X Reader

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,144

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   17

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   870