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1. baby, you're the baddest (nobody else matters) by Rayziex13

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku
   • Jabber Wonger
   • Riyo Reaper
   • Rudo Surebrec
   • Enjin (Gachiakuta)
   • Tomme Mima
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Jabber Wonger is His Own Warning (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is Bad at Feelings (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijiku is Bad at Feelings (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijiku is Whipped (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijiku-centric (Gachiakuta)
   • janka/zabber is my latest obsession
   • she/her pronouns for lovely assistaff
   • Tags will update as we go
   • this may take a longgg time to finish
   • bear with me guys

   Summary

   Mostly normal Gachiakuta world with the exception that Hanahaki Disease exists in this universe, and Zanka's got it. Because who else could ever fall in love with Jabber Wonger?

   Or

   The long awaited and long needed Hanahaki Disease AU.

   Haven't seen anyone do this for Janka yet, so I decided to do it. I got the title for this fic from the song Les by Childish Gambino. I associate that song with Janka heavily :3

   No one has any permission to translate this work, and this is my only account. I am open to constructive criticism, so if anyone has advice, let me know in the comments!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,814

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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