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Ottawa 🐕
Cassie: Welcome Jane! We know you and Ilya have been dating for a while so we thought it was time to add you!
Harris: Yes! Welcome, good to have you!
Shane: What is this?
Lisa: Well it used to be the Ottawa WAG group chat but we’re trying to be more inclusive
Shane: That’s nice I guess
Laura: Yeah it is!
We should introduce ourselves, you’re probably supes confused lol
I’m Laura Boyle
Harris: I’m Harris Drover, Troy’s boyfriend, also the social media manager if you pay attention to that stuff lol
Lisa: I’m Lisa Hayes
Cassie: Cassidy Boodram, call me Cassie though, I am willing to fight
Selena: Selena Chouinard
Cait: Caitlin Dykstra, you can call me Cait if you want :)
Harris: You can introduce yourself too!
Shane: I’m Shane Hollander and I am going to kill your captain (deleted)
Shane: I’m Jane, you guys knew that. It’s nice to meet you all. How did you get my number?
Harris: A master must not reveal his secrets
Shane: Uh okay
Why am I here then?
Cassie: Oh did you not want to be added? It’s okay if you mute us, it is kind of an unofficial requirement to be in the WAG group chat once you’re a WAG though…
Lisa: No pressure to be active though, as you can probably tell by the missing numbers you have, not all of us are. We just thought you’d want to be part of the fun!
Cait: Plus we need the scoop on Rozanov, how have you been with him so long?
Selena: Yeah he’s kind of an ass sometimes
Laura: She means most of the time
Harris: Guys be nice, we need to make her feel welcome, not judge her choice in men.
Shane: Um I don’t know
We’ve known each other since we were seventeen
So thirteen years
Love forms over time
Cait: You’ve been together for thirteen years??
Shane: On and off, nothing serious, we weren’t official until a year before Ilya signed with Ottawa
Laura: So around the time he became friends with Shane Hollander? Do you think he’s a good influence on him?
Shane: I think I’m the first reliable person he had in his life since his mom died even if we couldn’t admit for so long and he needs me just as much as I need him (deleted)
Shane: I think so, their foundation does a lot of good
Harris: He’s been extra happy lately
Shane: Hollander?
Harris: No, Ilya LMAO
Shane: Oh
Yeah
I wonder why
Cassie: What did you do??
Shane: I can’t say
Cait: We wont tellllllllll
Pleaseeeeeeee
Shane: It’s not my secret to tell, sorry
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Harris
Harris: Is it about the ring?
Shane: What ring?
Harris: Come on, don’t play dumb
Troy mentioned Ilya’s chain has a ring on it now
Did he propose?
Shane: No
Harris: Wait so then what’s the ring about?
I assumed it was an engagement ring?
Shane: I never said it wasn’t
Harris: YOU PROPOSED??
I would’ve expected Ilya to want to follow through the tradition way
Shane: Traditional way?
Harris: I mean you are the girl who convinced him to settle down, I’d assume he’d want to treat you right
Shane: What’s that supposed to mean?
Harris: Nothing, just if I was dating a girl I’d want to be the one to propose to her
Shane: But you’re not dating a girl, are you?
Harris: No?
What is that supposed to mean?
Jane?
Sorry if I said something wrong
Shane: It’s not my secret to tell.
Harris: Oh
OH
OH MY GOD
Actually?
Shane: What?
Harris: Don’t mess with me, Jane
Shane: I don’t know what you’re talking about
Harris: I know Ilya’s bisexual
I guess I should have assumed the “girl” to make him settle down wasn’t really a girl
Especially with a basic name like “Jane”
What should I call you?
Shane: I don’t know how many times I need to tell you it’s not my secret to tell
Harris: Fine, I won’t push
But I support you both
Shane: Okay
Thank you
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Lily ❤️💍
Lily: Why is Harris texting me congratulations?
Shane: *image attached*
Lily: He knew you are a boy for a while
I thought is why he wanted to add you
Shane: Well now he knows knows
Does Troy know?
Lily: Obviously Troy knows
Shane: No, I mean about me
Lily: He suspects but I have not confirmed
Shane: Confirm
Lily: What
Shane: He’ll know in a couple months anyway
It’ll be nice to have someone in our corner
Lily: He won’t keep it from Harris
Shane: Okay
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Harris
Harris: OH MY GOD
SHANE HOLLANDER??
Shane: Is it safe to assume Troy told you?
Harris: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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