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hatsune miku joined the chat
kagamine rin joined the chat
kagamine len joined the chat
megurine luka joined the chat
KAITO joined the chat
MEIKO joined the chat
kamui gakupo joined the chat
GUMI joined the chat
kasane teto joined the chat
fukase joined the chat
flower joined the chat
akita neru joined the chat
hatsune miku:
uh
what
huh??
kagamine rin:
yeah i don't like this who did this
@everyone
...
@kagamine len
kagamine len:
tf you blaming me for????
i don't wanna be here just as much as you do
fukase:
Oh! Hi len :3
But yeah who the fuck thought this was a good idea
GUMI:
Who is this kid
What is this chat
Where the fuck am I
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE
FUCKKKK
oh hey at least teto is here
hatsune miku:
wait what TETO IS HERE
oh no
hatsune miku has left the chat
...
there is no escape, miku.
hatsune miku joined the chat
rin kisser:
TETO
YOU LITTLE SHIT
I KNOW YOU DID THIS
kasane teto:
did what
like
create the server?
or
just your username
because yeah the username was me
idfk who made this sever though
anyway, miku stole the last bagel this morning so anyone else wanna help me bully the crap out of her
akita neru:
surprisingly no id rather just bully you
even then im to tired for this crap
gn fuckers
rin kisser:
it's literally 2:15
KAITO:
why is there so much swearing in here guys :(
i thought we were a family friendly franchise
rin kisser:
don't you have multiple explicit songs
didn't you cover IFUUDOUDOU once
miku kisser:
okay i just got back online wth is happening
wait
TETO WE AREN'T GAY
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING ME INTO THIS
eared robot:
no joke that wasn't me
idk who did that but now the girlfriends match :D
miku kisser:
so if it wasn't you... who-
...
LEN
THIS IS WHY MUM DOESN'T LOVE YOU
kagamine len:
hehehe yeah that was me
also
WE HAVE PARENTS???
i hate my twin:
well
idk really
wait is meiko our mum
i hate my twin MORE:
idk should we ask her
@MEIKO
MEIKO:
Oh, everyone is here!
I mean well, not everyone
But to answer the Kagamines' question, you two can see me as a mother figure if you want :)
....Miku are you my daughter in law???
rin kisser:
WHAT NO TETO DID THIS
I'M NOT KISSING YOUR DAUGHTER I SWEAR
MEIKO:
I'm not homophobic Miku
I am bisexual in fact
i hate my twin:
holy shit meiko coming out arc
NOT IN LOVE WITH ANY KAGAMINES:
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE HOMOPHOBIC I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR MY NAME
GUMI:
Yeah I'm going offline, I don't think I like this chat...
MEIKO:
Sorry can I just ask who "fukase" is?
fukase:
Why does no one know who I am
@i hate my twin MORE
I'm being bullied in here come save me
i hate my twin MORE:
guys... idk leave fukase alone he's annoying enough as it is
fukase:
LEN??? YOU THINK
I'M
ANNOYING?? :((
Oh, how painful
To think that someone I treasured as much as I did would only consider me to be a nuisance...
i hate my twin AND the gay boy:
are you seriously trying to guilt trip me right now
megurine luka:
....i have a lot of questions
also who is fukase