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From the minute Ash woke up in the white lobby he knew what to do. He also knew his past from other servers. How he hid away in an unstable universe like A coward, how he exploited and then tried to do good on Lifesteal.
He knew how it was to be in control, he knew how it was to lose, how it was to try to be a decent person.
But in this new world, Ash will strive to take absolute control of the server. He went about it wrong in Unstable SMP.
Talking with the lowlifes felt like a chore. He spoke with the different strangers out of making alliances than anything.
That was until he talked with a certain figure. The man was clothed and white robes with red accents, his red fluffy ears poking out from under his hood. A red panda tail between his legs. Ash narrowed his eyes on the man.
It was either another fool or a future ally.
“Hey” The hybrid said with an upbeat tone. Smiling and showing off his small sharp canines.
“Hey.” Ash said ignoring the white fox, Hairper, who asked if he spoke ‘indian’ and turned his whole attention to the red panda.
Red pandas are usually solitary creatures, lazy and mostly eat bamboo. So seeing the red panda trying to socialise raised an eyebrow.
“Hey brother, nice to meet youI'm Ewron from Poland.”
“Nice to meet you, Ewron from Poland.” He spoke out without thinking much as he focused on the blue eyes. The eyes that were scanning him like he was inspecting the hybrid.
It was silent for a few seconds. With a small excuse on Ash's lips he turned away and breathed through the utter embarrassment he just felt. It looked like the other needed a breather too as he took a few steps back.
Ash is better than this random hybrid. He shouldn't be the one embarrassed, it should be the Ewron guy.
He cleared his throat and turned back to the red panda who did the same.
“Are you an assassin?" Ash found several hidden daggers or maybe several empty spots for a dagger as it was the start of a server and nobody had anything.
“Yeah I am an assassin from Poland.” Ewron said it with such pride and love from the country he was from Ash almost felt jealous, if he didn't know better he would have talked to a knight more than an assassin.
“I hired a few like that.” Ash nodded. More to himself than anything. That's why the guy was boring his eyes into Ash. Assassins were like that, Clown did that, Ferre, Mane, Flame. In that kind of job it's kill or be killed.
“Yeah and what are you?” Ewron said with that annoyingly cheerful voice of his.
“I'm a glitch.” There are many answers to the question, dictator, leader of the Invisible Mafia, part of the PB&J. So he just chose to answer literally.
“You know who I love?” Ash asked after another awkward pause. “Robert Lewandowski.” He finished with a smirk.
“Robert Lewandowski The best pvp-er, he's my neighbour you know? He teached me a thing or two.” The red panda said with excitement, and the big red and white tail started to swing with excitement. Pathetic.
Ewron must be a rather bad assassin then.
“He’s like an ice breaker with other people. Like Ibai I talked with him and the first thing he said to me was ‘Robert Lewandowski.’ ” Ash got bored as the red panda yapped and idly looked around and back at the hybrid who just kept talking.
“Ewron, do you want to help me kill everyone?” Ash interrupted and put both his hands on Ewron's shoulders. He smiled and looked into the hybrid's eyes.
Just as Ash spoke a blonde kid walked over probably to introduce himself but quickly walked away as he heard Ash speak.
He ignored the kid and stared into Ewron's eyes and watched how his eyes darkened and his eyebrow shot up in curiosity.
Then he took a few steps back and waved his hand to gesture for Ash to follow. “Come with me please, please.”
A dog with a black outfit looked between them “Can I join?” but both Ash and Ewron ignored the guy.
Ewron guided him into a corner, a sly smirk on his lips. Ash had found his match, or a rival? He and Reddoons have been so similar and have been rivals.
But for now he will let the red panda think they are friends.
“I will absolutely help you kill everyone.” Ewron said with a crazed smirk that spoke of his past experiences.
“Have you heard of the orbital strike cannon?” Every self respected Lifestealer knew of the orbital strike cannon. It's quite popular but Ewron is some assassin from Poland and not a lifestealer so he might not know.
“I know of it. But you see I'm an assassin. I'm good at killing people.” Ewron said in a lower tone. His voice is deeper in trying not to alarm anyone.
As Ash was about to answer, three Spanish men came up and asked why they were whispering.
“Część nazywam się Ewron is jestem z Polski!” The Hybrid's entire demeanor changed as he yelled out. He looked friendly and less dangerous.
It was like watching the red panda put on an entire new face.
Ash smiled to himself, this server is gonna be interesting .