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ScreenagerSaken: After the Advent of the Internet, How Will These Chronically [Online/Offline] [Sane/Mentally Ill] Individuals React and How Will They Adjust to A [Life/Afterlife(?)] They Had Previously Believed Would Be Offline Forever?

Summary:

The world opens up before those deemed worthy. After a long hard [AHH I'M LOSING TRACK OF TIME HERE] millennium spent in this purgatory, playing these sick and twisted games, the survivors and killers wake up to find the sky splitting before them. [whaaat.] [WHAT!]

Rushing out of their cabins in a flurry of voices, they see a red light shining between the ash gray clouds of the permanently night sky.

[red light? isn't that stuff good for your skin?] [I don't think you have skin anymore?]

The diligent survivors and killers that are definitely-not-getting-distracted, in the peak of their panic, find the light reaching out to them. [EEEEEKKK!!]

It says that, as a reward for playing by the rules and, most importantly, being so entertaining [EXCUUUSEEE MEE???] it will bestow upon them, every last one of them, a gift beyond their wildest dreams. [oh fr?] [That's Pretty Cool I Think]

From the heavens descends a crate, stuffed from bottom to top with...

Cellular devices.

... I mean, I can't say no to a free phone.

[CAN I CALL THE PIZZA GUY WITH THIS?!]

[please don't.]

 

or: a chatfic that smells faintly like azuretime that I just wanna get out of drafts

Notes:

despite what the date I am posting this suggests, I did not write this recently. actually, this is probably my only fic with most of the canon/released forsaken cast. so please excuse any mischaracterizations? unless its about two time or azure then feel free to slander me (joke)

just so you are aware before reading: not updating anytime soon... so essentially abandoned until I finish my prompt-tober project. feel free to drop a suggestion in comments for what they should do next or any moments to include or what to write more of. and I may get to it once I return to this

Chapter 1: olde news

Summary:

in this essay I will discuss the importance of the arrival of the cellphone on the continent of forsaken

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Two Time clutched the phone in their hand tightly. To supposedly “add a new, exciting variable” to this purgatory, the mysterious force locking them and their allies up here had gifted them all phones.

How hospitable, they found themself thinking half-sarcastically in the moment. Upon closer inspection, they even had SIM cards, so they could actually contact the others as needed. Occasionally, in their community, they found long-forgotten phones lying on the outskirts of the forest, or traded among the other disciples, but never with any communication capabilities. They could have never imagined finding such a perfectly-functional object in their life, let alone getting to keep it and not have to share it with anyone like they would’ve had to do back in their community.

Safe to say, they were excited by this development.

A vibration came from their hands, practically making their bones buzz as well with how tightly they gripped their phone. Two Time rocked in place where they sat on their bed, the pained creaks from the mattress reminding them to stop. A red dot sat in the corner of the messaging app, the only app on their home screen. One new message, a notification read at the top of their view, the pixels fizzling back into the colors of their wallpaper after a few seconds passed.

One whole new message! Goodness, what a miracle. Even if they didn’t respond to the message, which they usually did in group chats, they found great joy in witnessing whatever antics the others were up to. Their mattress creaked again, and they forced themself to stop kicking their legs.

FORSAKEN’D PEOPLES (circa 11/11/XXXX)

noob: I miss my ddr machine. :’(

PIZZAPIZZA!!: yeah I miss it too

PIZZAPIZZA!!: who keeps changing my name.

noob: not me ;;;)

PIZZAPIZZA!!: this is not my name.

PIZZAPIZZA!!: people.

RNGlegend: what!! You guyss don’t like the pool table??

RNGlegend: or the foosball table??

RNGlegend: or even the slot machines??????

RNGlegend: all the things I do for you fellas… and you’re never satisfied…

BuilderMan: Just so we’re clear, you know I built those things, right

RNGlegend: FINE, I see how it is

PIZZAPIZZA!!: I didn’t

PIZZAPIZZA!!: I didn’t say anything

noob: it’s not the same D:

RNGlegend: cmon children, take pity on me, a single mother of three. enjoy the ddr machine we have at home

V33RONICA: 1 QUITE ENJOY THE DDR MACHIN3 AT HOME!!! ^_^

noob: hii v!!

RNGlegend: thank you fellow legend

GOATsentinel: I never knew you had children, Chance.

RNGlegend: I’m just full of surprises what can I say

PIZZAPIZZA!!: not good ones

RNGlegend: uhh yes good ones

RNGlegend: like the McDonalds happy meals I’m bringing homeeee!!!

GOATsentinel: oh?

noob: whaaattttt :o

RNGlegend: yeah baby. we got them. fresh from the killer’s side of the forest. right here. right now. steaming hot and ready to rumble

PIZZAPIZZA!!: an inferior food establishment,

PIZZAPIZZA!!: but I’ll accept it over another week of pizza for all 3 meals

GOATsentinel: Agreed.

BuilderMan: I find McDonalds to be a perfectly acceptable place to eat.

PIZZAPIZZA!!: no shameless advertisement for “Builder” Brothers Pizza huh

BANNEDfrompizzapizza: By any chance did you drop one off for coolkidd and his friends while you were there

V33RONICA: O_O W3RE YOU HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?

RNGlegend: oh yeah I forgot about that

BANNEDfrompizzapizza: Could you? I’ll pay you back sometime I promise, it’s just that Happy Meals were his favorite…

RNGlegend: hey man only I can do the ominous ellipsis! Ill hop on it right now so don’t sweat it

RNGlegend: well. After I get Lady Luck’s permission of course

noob:

— — — You have one (1) unread message(s) — — —

RNGlegend: oh yeah @TT @Shed @noob did you want me to pass on any messages to the killers while Im over there

 

Two Time’s smile faded just a little.

Right. Everyone knew about their connection to a certain killer ever since that fateful round had taken place a month ago. Azure’s existence was confirmed, and Two Time was a bumbling fool for the rest of the round after seeing him and being met with… Their eyebrow twitches and they shake their head a little more violently than necessary. They really shouldn’t be reflecting back on that right now. They don’t want to. It’s humiliating to be sent reeling with regret and flashbacks and shame and a million other things every time they even think about him.

Just the implication of him has them like this. They place their phone face down on the bed and bury their face in their hands. Pathetic. Embarrassing.

But, underneath it all, something warm slowly blossoms in them. Despite the meeting going against all their hopes (namely Azure greeting them with venom and subtle fear in his voice rather than a warm welcome back into his arms, but perhaps that was more than far-fetched considering everything), despite it all, they were happy that he was alive. Just knowing he was out there, living, even if it wasn’t by their side like they had always dreamed, filled them with immense relief. Even if there was some disappointment with how all of this had turned out, it was leagues better than the alternative.

(The alternative that Two Time, as embarrassing as it was to admit, entertained for some time before that round, because what else were they meant to do? The monotonous routines and the ever-grey sky of this place didn’t give away any sense of time, but it felt like it had been something like years since they first arrived. This whole time, they had to live a life, or more fittingly an afterlife, without their closest friend, pretending like his absence didn’t manifest itself like a loud silence in every corner of their mind. What were they meant to do when their lord, The Spawn, didn’t seem to communicate with them or guide them in any way. What else could they believe?)

It didn’t matter anymore, all that they had imagined about his fate didn’t matter, because now he was safe. Now he was full of life and even given a new form for his cooperation with The Spawn’s will. And he was doing better. Better than he could have done in life, without The Spawn’s blessing. Better than if he stayed with them.

Something like pain festered in their chest, right where their heart should be, but it didn’t matter. It was true.

Unconsciously, their hand went to grab their phone and tap out a response.

 

TT: Tell him I’m glad he’s alive.

 

They stared at the screen blankly for a while and then, without thinking too much about it, sent it.

They didn’t feel anything about their decision, or how Azure might react. They didn’t think of anything at all. They certainly didn’t register the sudden influx of responses their reply sparked. All they saw were blurs of light, colors drifting across their vision that never settled in one place for too long. Like the stars in the night sky. They only ever stargazed when they wanted to avoid something, so somewhere in their head, they knew it meant there was bustling activity happening somewhere distant, without them. The thought of it made them tired.

So they laid their phone back down. The buzz of notifications against their mattress blended with the hum of white noise ringing in their ears. Their hazy vision wandered over their room and eventually landed on the shrine they had constructed in the center of their room. Symbols of The Lord Spawn were carved into the wooden floor, circling around in a spiral towards the center, placed purposefully to indicate where candles should be placed for prayers. Prayers…

I haven’t done my prayers for today.

They sat up. They were so forgetful. They’ve been so forgetful this month. They’ll make it up to The Spawn, as His vessel, by giving extra to this prayer.


TT: Tell him I’m glad he’s alive.

noob: oh you don’t need to spread any messages on my behalf but thx for asking!!!

noob: TIME??????????????????

RNGlegend: ?????

RNGlegend: that’s suspicious

noob: I hope this doesn’t mean what I think it means

PIZZAPIZZA!!: why is every message they send here the most concerning thing they could say

noob: 2time

noob: two time

noob: @TT ??

noob: my favorite they/them????

RNGlegend: bro 🥀

noob: @TT dms pleas

💥: IF YOU NEED TO BREAK DOWN ANY DOORS YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL

noob: thank you taph :)

💥: OR ILL BREAK THE DOOR MYSELF

BuilderMan: Unfortunately, wouldn’t be the first time

💥: WELL LAST TIME WAS MY OWN DOOR CAUSE I FORGOT MY KEYS

💥: THIS TIME ITS SOMEONE ELSES DOOR I CANT JUST DO THAT WITHOUT WARNING

BuilderMan: I suppose that’s better than your philosophy pre-Banland.

BuilderMan: @Shed I’m sure you’ll be interested in commenting here?

Shed: you better not man, just in general

Shed: ill make you fill out that paperwork yourself

Shed: oh yeah

Shed: @RNGlegend tell 1x to stop targeting me ok that’s all

Shed: also chance as always let me know if you find a KFC on one of your adventures thankkss

RNGlegend: bro I swear you already have your own fried chicken dealer I really don’t know why you’re asking me

V33RONICA: ^^^^^ !!!

BuilderMan: Only sometimes, apparently. Not sure how it works

Shed: yeah

Shed: not KFC quality either :(

PIZZAPIZZA!!: @noob are they

Shed: mad ripoff

PIZZAPIZZA!!: like

noob: ill dm u

Notes:

telecommunications have facilitated change in forsaken society to a great extent by allowing more efficient intra-team discussions both outside and inside of rounds as well opening up more possibilities for inter-team communication. for our first piece of evidence, let's analyze...

[DUSEKKAR?]

ah. good evening. is everything alright?

[it's always evening in this darn place, you don't need to greet us like that.]

[I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY YOU WERE WRITING AN ESSAY]

for reasons I cannot disclose. feel free, to satisfy an explanation, to imagine and compose.

[could've just said no, man]