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1. Performance Review by ThatSkyKid

   Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Heinrix van Calox/The Rogue Trader | Lord Captain (Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader Video Game)
   • Heinrix van Calox/Original Female Rogue Trader Character(s)
   • Background Jae Heydari/Original Female Rogue Trader Character(s)
   • Heinrix van Calox
   • Abelard Werserian
   • Original Female Rogue Trader Character(s) (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Master of Whispers Heinrix van Calox
   • Post-Canon
   • Swearing
   • I'm not getting any sleep and neither is Heinrix

   Summary

   Heinrix has a dream in which Abelard has some very choice words about his performance as the Rogue Trader's broodmale.

    

   I banged this out a 4 AM when I couldn't sleep and stumbled upon a funny screenshot of a tweet. Read it over the next day and decided I might as well share it. Please enjoy.

   Language:

   English

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