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  1. i think i slept with my boyfriend before we met! by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    21 Mar 2026

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    Phainon is pretty sure he’s about to have a breakdown.

    After a year and a half of long-distance dating, he finally flies out to meet his boyfriend, Mydei, in person—on camera, thanks to a reality show his best friend definitely shouldn’t have signed him up for.

    There’s just one tiny, microscopic, absolutely devastating problem:
    The moment Phainon sees him, he recognizes the tattoos.

    Because four years ago, on a graduation trip he barely remembers, Phainon had a drunken one-night stand in a nightclub bathroom with a mysterious blond stranger.

    And now?
    Now he’s accidentally engaged to him.

    With a film crew watching.
    And a child involved.
    And absolutely no way to undo any of his past life choices.

    This is fine. Everything is fine.
    ...

    Oh shit, Castorice you b-

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