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A Palate for Pretension: And other things Pearl shouldn't be eating by SinningSaint
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
02 Apr 2026
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Pearl knows her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer. Okay, no, she doesn’t know - that would require actual proof, or you know, having seen it with her own eyes or something - but she’s pretty damn sure her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer.
Maybe it’s the sinister Bond Villain vibes he gives that people, crazily enough, mistake for European charm. Maybe it’s his sterile home with its creepy art and haunted harpsichord. Maybe it’s the way he looks at people, like they’re a particularly colorful menagerie of zoo breed. Maybe it’s the psychiatrist to murderer pipeline that everyone is ignoring. Maybe it’s the fact that Hannibal rhymes with cannibal.
Maybe it’s the fact that he keeps making fucking cannibal jokes at every one of his dinner parties that she’s forced to attend, all the while she’s doing her best to pretend she enjoys his food. Oddly enough that’s the hard part - God evented McDonalds so that the good people of the earth didn’t have to eat rare breeds of lizard anymore.
Or: One teen girl gets to view Hannibal the way the audience does.
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