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Parrot and Theo were relaxing for once parrot wasn't loaded with paperwork and had some free time. Parrot wanted to have a fun time with the two of then having fun but no oo... Theo just had to ruin it.
"Yo parrot how about we host a sleepover" theo says excitment leaking from his words
"Bro are you genuinely serious a sleepover. Who will we even invite"
Well how about we invite the rest of the protagonist and their buddies"
THEO DON'T BREAK THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL
“sorry” Theo sarcastically says to the oh so mysterious voice
“How about we invite the others’’ Theo asks
‘’Sure bro” parrot said knowing his evening and the next day were ruined
“Since your like.. king do you Want to deliver theses yourself or like- should We just send in some guards.”
“No bro! we can't do that, let's personally deliver theses beside my wings haven't gone exercise in some time”
“Well if SOMEBODY listened to me and flew like a free bird instead of doing paperwork All day”
‘Yeah you should definitely beat this somebody up”
With that parrot flew up a smug smile plastered on his face
“Oh my majesty let me carry it for you”
Theo knows that parrot hates being called that and he just wanted a reaction
And a reaction did he get.
“Bro!! like are you stupid don't call me that! your my best friend!”
Theo just snickered as they continued to fly
They laded gracefully next to what they supposed was wemmbus base. It was a tree which looked awfully familiar(I wonder why)
Theo wanted to barge in but parrot politely knocked and they were greeted by wemmbu purple hair messy seemingly just got out of bed.
“Dawg what happened” Theo grimaces
“Had a fun little adventure as one might call it” wemmbu scoffed ,” anyways what do you guys want”
Bro were not here to asks for something parrot explained
They heard rustling from inside as eggs voice came out "wemmbu if we have guest over at least invite them in" egg scolds
“Fine” wemmbu whines as he pushes the door wider to let them in
They enter the base and its not much just a simple living room two bed room and a kitchen.
Wemmbu heads to the kitchen while egg greets them
Egg spots parrot and bows down "my majesty what brings you to our humble abode"
Parrots face heats up at that and he pleads him to not call him that.
Theo holds back laughter but as parrot elbows him in the side this makes Theo's laughter spills out and is soon joined by the other two.
So what did you two come here for wemmbu asks serving them water
Theo scoff it down and chokes on it half chug while parrot shakes his head.
Idiot he mutters patting Theo's back.
“We came here to invite you to-“ Theo breaks out in violent coughing.
“What did you want to invite the biggest bird to” wemmbu asks
“You not the biggest bird I AM” Theo recovers probably fueled by the need to correct The purple demon in front of him
“Like a chill hangout or a sleepover if you want to call it that” the teal winged avian says
“Ooh bet bro Let's go”
“Sure bro let's go who else is coming to this sleepover?”
“Uhh well We planed for you egg ,spoke, mappic, me, Theo ,flame and lomedy maybe another person if We found someone”
“Ooh flames coming”
“Not sure we still have to asks him”
“Tell him that his base fucking sucked and that Even Horace can't help It”
“Alright bro sure I'll tell him that.”
“Wait that spoke kids coming too” egg asks stifflng laughter
Yeah he's my freind parrot said as he dragged Theo out of there and to spoke and mappics castle
The ride wasn't that long as they reached the amplified( thats where mappics castle Is right?)it was a beautiful build surprising at how they built it and rebuilt it after it got griefed by the whole leo situation. parrot was impressed anyways.
The two swooped down and there were mappic and spoke discussing something probably a prank.
Hey guys parrot greets as he sees the two turn and look at him as spokes white eyes begin to glow warmly and mappics smile was also radiant and parrot found himself smiling with them.
“Hey buddy what's got you here my majesty” spoke said kneeling down dramatically.
“Spoke stand up or I swear I'll fly away right now” parrot deadpanned
“Sorry Bro” spoke said rubbing the back of his head.
mappic beamed probably had another prank or troll idea parrot assumed
“Dalright bro its only parrot who arrived who cares about the other guy” theo scoffed
“Sorry Theo nice to meet you too” spoke greeted followed by mappic
Parrot pinched the bridge of his eyebrows and sighed
Spoke we wanted to invite you to a sleepo-
“Oh heck yeah spoke smiled well be there by what time” he asks
“You didnt Even let me ....never mind.”
“I'll send you the cords its a nice little build close to the old law HQ”
“Ooh who is coming” mappic asked
“Well we have you two us wemmbu egg maybe flame and his friend.”
Wait flame has friends mappic asks
Apparently Theo said that's what I asked
Yeah he has a buddy lomedy parrot informed them
Lomedy spoke said testing out the name
If he's flames friend we should be aware if him
Yeah parrot agreed we haven't met the guy before either
Theo noticed as spoke and mappic leaded them over to a suspiciously sand shaped area. He knew spoke didnt have a dangerous plan that parrot would die from So be decided to let parrot get payed for his lack of awareness sometimes.
As he expected spoke smiled as he flicked a lever Theo flew up as the sand fell and parrot was dropped in a pit of dye
Parrot flailed as he looked up at the three like a wet cat. His originally green and teal feathers now dyed in a magenta and purple tone.
“Are you gonna keep staring or help me out”
The others were doubling over in laughter Theo was leaning on a wall for support clutching his stomach and spoke was om his knees while mappic fully rolled on the ground in a laughing fit.
“I'll un invite you guys” parrot warns
“Shit sorry” spoke helped him up
Parrot shook the water off but his feathers were still a tint of purple and his clothes were ruined.
“Let's head back to the Castle” parrot huffed as he got ready to take flight.
spoke saluted as the two avians flew off still laughing his ass off.
The flight back was torture as Theo kept on teasing him
“You suspiciously look like a specific dragon I know”
“Shut up bro or I'll turn you to hot wings”
Theo dramatically put a hand over his chest “you wound me parrot”
Parrot held back a laugh as they flew to the northern council
He got cleaned up and got new clothed as he went to theo waiting on the balcony
“Huh the dye cleaned right off huh”
“Yeah bro thankfully ‘
Where to now Theo asked
“Well now we go to find flame and lomedy and wemmbu mentioned that his base was in a bad shape so maybe we find lomedys farm.’
They flew over terrains as they found a decently sized farm, it matched the descriptions of the farmers farm and approached the house in the middle and knocked on the door but nobody answered.
“Bro if this farmer kid doesn't open this door I'll swear to god.”
No one answers and Theo resorts to kicking the door down despite parrots protests
Theo no don't--
(Dramatic door breaking sound)
“There let's see if he's inside”
“Dude he's a innocent farmer parrot groaned” stepping inside, they swept the house and it was lost of any signs of life.
“Bro do we have to invite them” parrot asks giving up
“Bro beside wemmbu and me he was the one who most contributed to the law fight I think he needs some rest no?” Theo asked
“Since when did you care about Him”
Theo ignored the blatant effort to tease him “Anyways let's head to the mesa maybe he's there cleaning up the remains” He suggests arching his feather ready to take off
“Bro I'm tired and the mesa is So hot I'll turn into KFC on the way there.”
“Glad I'm not a cannibal”
“What does that even mean” parrot asks waiting for theo to elaborate
Theo in fact did not elaborate and just flew upwards
They Soared through the sky and the desert heat hit them hard.
‘How does he survive in this heat parrot’ mused
‘Well he is half fire Mr’ smartest player
“Genuinely shut up bro” parrot said focusing om the flight.
They soared for a while until they stopped into the cords flame "base' was at.
They stopped at the cords and looked up at what was supposed to be an excuse for a base.
They were very shocked to say the least.
Instead of the base carved out in the side if a mountain or a base that half broken down that was flames brand name they saw a mega base and it was massive and beautiful they stared at it in awe.
(what else is massive….ok sorry)
Thats flames base Theo asks lifting a shaking finger at the monstrosity in front of him.
Hold up I got to send this to wemmbu parrot said taking out his coms and texting wemmbu
Second biggest bird ----->web bubble demon
Second biggest bird: Bro you said flame was broke and didn't have a base right?
web bubble demon: well I said that flame had a pathetic excuse for a base yes. Why do you asks
Second biggest bird :well you might be wrong
Web bubble demon: I'm never wrong
Second biggest bird:* second biggest bird has send one screenshot*
Wemmbus POV
What the actual fuck flame had a base and on top of one better than his and for a cherry on top it was a mega base and was absolutely amazing.
He paced around the room as in deep thought
“Yo bro what happened” egg asks looking at the wemmbu Pacing the room
“I don't know how to tell you this but flame has a base”
“Yeah dumbass he has a base”
“No..- like look at this wemmbu” said showing him the photo
He shook eggs shoulders “no egg not only that he apparently has a friends.:
“Didn't he say he wanted jadens mace back because it was his friends”
“Yeah he did but I thought he was like lying or something.. and made it up to get the mace back.”
Egg just looked at him and held up his hands
“Holy character development”
WHY BRO--
Cuts back to parrots POV
Theo and him flew up the tower and saw lomedy sitting there attending to a farm.
Now truth be told they didnt know anything about lomedy but seeing he was flames friend he had to be dange-
“Oh hey guys” lomedy said looking at the two squinting his eyes trying to recognize the two players
His brain clicked in place as he remember “oh hey parrot and Theo…. I suppose”
“Yes that us” parrot held out a hand to the farmer knee deep in the soil
“Sorry guys didnt know we had visitors” lomedy said as he brushed off dirt off his hands and shakes parrots hands
And his handshake is very gentle like he was scared to hurt him. Gentle but not sloppy.
Theo noticed this too as lomedy winced a little as he shook Theo hand and him thinking squeezed too hard accidentally.
“Sorry mb” Theo apologized
“Its ok flame also does that a lot” lomedy said as he took off his gardening tool and gear.
He sat them down at the what seemed to be the middle of the base with a open ceiling. With some chairs and a table
He brought them some of his own made muffins along with two caprisuns.
“You sure he's flames Friend” theo asked
“Have you seen egg compared to wemmbu”
“…......Fair point”
Lomedy came back and sat down across them.
“Oh I'm so sorry I didn't introduce myself” he apologize
“I'm lomedy and I like farming and gardening and I'm flames friend. “
“Bro what Npc ahh introduction was that” Theo snorts
Parrot stomped on his foot under the table
“Hey lomedy we wanted to ask you if you wanted to come to our Hangout” parrot asks
Lomedy smiled widened which seemed to rival the brightness of the sun as he nodded yes.
“Sorry to asks but where flame” parrot wondered
“Ohh …..he's out on a mission” lomedy briefed
“Mission?” Theo asks raising an eye brow urging him to continue
Well not like a "mission mission" like he wanted to find ashen and cinder who he left out during his training arc lomedy said making air quotes
The name ashen rang a bell he was the demons loyal dog a husky and shepherd mix that probably has a higher kill count that him and egg combined. But the name cinder didn’t ring a bell
“Ashen is his dog….. but who's cinder?” parrot asked
“Oh well he's my horse”
Right that made sense parrot heard about flame he was riding a horse during his exile
“Well I can call him right now to ask him if you guys want to asks him” lomedy asks
“Sure bro that would be appreciated”
Lomedy called flame and he answered on the first ring
“When I try to call him he doesn't even pick up after the third time I call” parrot huffs
Lomedy giggled as he put the call on spkeaer
“Hey flame”
Flames voice came through “Hey loms! why you called me bro someone entered the base again”
“No no flame we have guests”
“Guests as in like hostile guest or chill guests”
“Flame” lomedy carried that words out scolding the mas murderer on the other side
“Sorry MB mb gng”
“Well there's two avians you might know”
“Who bro?”
“Theo and parrot!”
The other side went silent for a second as they heard a bark and a neigh and footsteps pacing faster as flame sighed in relief
“Oh thank God I found them” flame sighed
“Anyways what are parrot and Theo doing at the base are they hurting you in any way?”
“No flame they invited us to a sleepover at their base”
“Dalright bro we can go but I'll be very late I'm very far out” they heard the coms shuffeling as flame probably looked at his cords “OH MY GO---"
With that lomedy hung up
“So its final we should go then” parrot said leaving the plate half full
“No parrot please at least finish them leave” lomedy pleads
“I'm down Theo” said downing a Capri sun and choked on it halfway through.
“Is he ok?” lomedy asks and parrot just nodded as he helped the cocketeil up.
“Why do you keep doing this” parrot asks exasperated
“This has happened before ?”
“Like two hours ago” parrot deadpanned
Lomedy laughed and parrot kinda got why flame listened to the farmer despite not being threatening at all he was like a ray of sunshine. And that ray of sunshine probably melted the ice block flame has for a heart
“ parrot said as Theo’recovered
“Here take theses with you” lomedy said as he handed them a box of cookies.
“Thank you” theo said fighting the urge to one the box right now.
Parrot smacked him in the back of his head and took ready to flight
“You can invite another person if you want” he offered as the reply got lost in the render distance