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"You came," Brittany says. She actually sounds surprised.
"Well, you just put your hand down my shorts," Kurt complains. "What did you expect?"
"But you are gay," she says, as if she wasn't the one who just molested him in an empty class room.
"I'm also male, and a teenager," he sighs. "And alive."
She sniffs, sadly. "This is not going to make you want to go out with me, is it?"
"Oh honey," Kurt says. "You know we don't need to have sex to go out together?"
"Really?" she smiles, excitedly. "Cool. Can we get ice cream?"