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What a "great" way to be spending the afternoon.
Where do we even start??
The bet, early in the morning,
"So, 1x. I hear ol' spec got a plan for us, ey?"
"Yeah yeah, what about that fucking freak is new??"
"No no no, do you even know what the plan is??"
"..oh shut it, dont gloat around. Just tell me."
"Tsh, you're so easy to anger up, but anyways, i heard a little birdy chirp out we're the first two gonna be paired up in double trouble."
"....WHAT?? It-....it FINALLY made double trouble???"
"Yup. Say, since we'll be the first two ever in it, wanna make a bet??"
"...on what conditions."
"Its to see who can kill the most survivors, if you win, ill do anything you want until the end of the day, but if i win, you'll do anything i want until the end of the day, souns good?"
"......you're not being specific by 'anything' so i have a feeling you're up to somethi-"
"Ah ah ah.. i mean the 'anything' could be commanded by either one of us, so what if you win, ey?"
"......fucking fine, i guess."
"Alright then, see you at double trouble!"
Oh was that sure a bad bet..
When the round came, it was like the odds were against them, their pollen allergies acting up like hell, their abilities felt slower than usual and got them to get frustrated and lose focus, earning them many misses, they only got one survivor down,
Meanwhile Noli?
Doing wonders.
He was zooming along, easily catching nearly every survivor, only missing once, but not like that mattered, the round was already over.
And for the kill counts..
1x1x1x1 = killed one survivor
Noli = killed the rest
...
Its clear who won.
He was grinning like he just got a golden ticket, well, he kind of did. He had just easily won that bet cause of S̷̷p̷̷e̷̷c̷̷t̷̷r̷̷e̷'̷s̷ ̷s̷̷l̷̷i̷̷g̷̷h̷̷t̷ ̷i̷̷n̷̷t̷̷e̷̷r̷̷f̷̷e̷̷r̷̷i̷̷n̷̷c̷̷e̷ his totally amazing skill, which now left him eager for one thing, walking up behind 1x1x1x1, his grin already easily sensed even without sight,
"...heeeyy-"
"I already fucking know i lost. Just tell me what ill have to be doing assnose."
"Heh- calm it 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨, you'll see.."
He slickly stated, grabbing onto their hand as they grit their teeth in fuming anger,
"WHERE are we going exactly."
"No need to be so angry, im sure you'll like the little outfit i have picked out for you"
"...the what."
He opened the door to his room, letting go of their hand, as they just stared at him going to his closet, and pulling out a soft, frilly, near ankle long dress.
"....what the HELL are you-"
"Cmon now, you know the bet"
He smuggly approached, and handed them the dress,
"Ill put the extra bows in your hair, you just go to the bathroom and put the dress on while i go get them."
"....."
"Ah, you'll look great. Dont sweat it."
He walked off and back to the closet, searching for the bows, leaving them to walk out his bedroom and down to the bathroom, slipping off their usual clothes and into the dress, staring at themselves in the mirror, not even knowing if to be angry, confused, or ashamed, this was honestly just a drag down to reality if anything.
"Oh 1x~ iv got the bows"
"Yeah alright ill be out."
He walked out the bathroom, every last ounce of dignity they once had, had burnt up while staring into that mirror.
"Well dont you look sweet"
"Yeah yeah i-"
He leaned in and kissed the words right out their mouth, only leaving their lips to remember the soft feel of his.
"...????"
"Mm. Just couldnt resist, you know me. Cmon, i still got these bows."
Without a word, he lead them back into the bathroom, stood behind them, and began to put the bows in, gently adjusting them to be even and firmly tucked in their hair, they went well with the dress, probably mustve went with a set.
"Aaand- there. All finished.. jeez, you look sweet."
His gesteres and tone were oddly romantic, the way he lazily slacked his arms around their waist, head laying on their shoulder.
"Hm..... thanks"
"Heh, getting soft, are ya?"
"Hmr. Yeah yeah,
...so, what do we do now?"
"Hm.. i think i have an idea."
He lead them out the bathroom and back to his bedroom,
"So, whats the plan?"
"Hmm, i think youl-"
"Oh for- JUST TELL ME!"
"Jeez, alright. Its a dinner date and games on my bed."
"Well- wait- what???"
They paused, heart skipping a few beats, i mean a "dinner date" just being pizza and soda on someones bed while gaming was a bit bum-like, but for noli hosting it that was premium romance, theyd at least admit. Plus the unexpected date for them while they were under his full control was.. sweet. Meanwhile if they won the bet they wouldve been making him do chore after chore, not just simply dress him up and spoil him, it made them really think..
"1x? You good?"
"Oh uh- my bad."
"Its alright, cmon. Theres still a nice fresh pizza and some street fighter waiting~"
They didnt know why they appologised, it was just an instinct of some sort, but they brushed it off to go into his room, seeing, yup. The pizza and a old ass CRT tv with the game plugged in.
"..."
"What?"
"Yo gaming set up is ass"
"Man- cmon now its decent-"
"Hell NO it aint-"
"Tsh, yeah yeah. Either shut it or buy me a new one, dweeb."
He scoffed, playfully arguing with them, both climbing up and sitting down on the bed, the pizza inbetween them, and the tv on the table infront them, the two controllers placed on the bed, as Noli grabbed one, 1x did the same,
They both ended the night happily being slobs eating pizza on a bed while gaming together,
[Yes im ending that quick cause im a lazy fucking chud.]