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A Gentleman's Guide to (Not) Gentle Men by sputnikceora
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Mar 2026
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Summary
"Don't worry about it. I wanted to ask you if you were down for group blind date tonight. Venti bailed out on me last minute and you look really pretty. I bet you pull off women just fine."
"Sure… I love women," Flins answered with a rather flustered face as he realized he just said that in the gayest way possible. "Why me though?"
Varka keeps his eyes fixed on Flins's own. His pupils are blown wide, and it's definitely not because of the lighting. "I just can't help staring at your eyes... I'm sure the ladies will too."
No, Varka would be the ideal type for women. The broad shoulders, the deep baritone, the slight stubble... If he was a girl he'd ask Varka out immediately. Give him a box of chocolates with shaking hands. He'd rest his back on his chest, trace his fingers across each and every crevice of his rough, calloused hands—
"Of course, not in that way. I-I am a believer of Barbatos."
This is after Varka and Flins met each other in a "Love and Sex in Teyvat" course last week. After their sprouting situationship in some online forum.
And tonight, they're going to a blind date totally straight and totally not into each other.
Series
- Part 2 of and all i loved, i loved alone