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    Alastor told himself that Charlie’s mental constitution was none of his business. He saw the Morning Star dim and looked the other way. One afternoon a muffled cry for help came from behind the bathroom door. Inside, he found the princess lost in a catatonic state, skin raw from some delusional attempt at purification. Every word out of her mouth was a confusing riddle that made Alastor’s skin crawl for reasons he wasn’t in the mood to examine. He wasn't in the mood for any of... that. And yet.

    At the end of the day, one truth remains: hair must be done. And all in all, the person doing your hair is both your savior and your tormentor.

    ((March of Pain 2026: 'Don't leave.'))

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