May 6 2:03 PM
Haas added LaPointe to the chat
LaPointe
FINALLY ALEXA PLAY BREAK FREE BY
ARIANA GRANDE Chouinard
Noooo
Troy
Damn it, Luca
Haas
It is not my fault!
You made me in charge of
his time outs! I am just
following orders!
Dykstra
Didn't we all agree he was
permanently banned after
last time?
Wyatt
Unfortunately Bood only
gave him a six week
sentence for his crimes
Harris🥰
Nowhere near long enough
Young
You guys have no idea
When he's not in the group
chat, he just texts me
instead
Next time you kick him out,
consider who suffers the
most
LaPointe
you guys all suck
i'm never texting anyone
anything ever again 😔
Holmberg
Thank god
Wyatt
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
Montreal falls to lower-ranked Ottawa in overtime, ending the seven game series in heartbreak for the Voyageurs. Ottawa advances to second round, set to square off against New York next week
audrey @mrslucahaas
LETS GOOOOOO CENZ ALL THE WAY BABEEYYY
Yasa Ava 👑 @caethari_aeduria
I can't fucking BELIEVE this is happening guys. Like we're making an actual run for the cup right now. If this is a dream NO ONE WAKE ME
Evie @projecthailevie
The normal side of me wants the cenz to win because they're my team and I love them. The toxic side of me wants the cenz to win just so I can watch in 4K while r*ger cr*well is forced to shake hands with bisexual icon ilya rozanov and hand him the cup
lizzie 💐 @paydenhike
FUCK
kaz @shaneageurs
God that was fucking brutal
sj ❦ @shaydenstan
Right?? Every time they cut back to Hollzy I thought he was going to cry
kaz @shaneageurs
I know 😔 poor guy. He played so well all series, just wish it had been enough
astro @stitch2417
He got what he wanted
kaz @shaneageurs
what the fuck is that supposed to mean??
astro @stitch2417
you don't think he actually tripped, do you??
sj ❦ @shaydenstan
They showed it in close up. He very clearly tripped
astro @stitch2417
Just seems a little convenient
Josh 🏈 @ _joshprime
Wish I could say I was surprised. They never should've let those two rejoin their teams.
lilia @montrealunoffical
Are you actually kidding?
Dylan Myers @d_myers47
No it makes perfect sense. If Hollander was going to throw the series to Ottawa, of course he would drag it to game seven, take it to an absolutely brutal overtime, and only lose in the final seconds. Totally plausible. Gold star.
blue @27monroek
Tripped… sure…
chels @shanehollers
Players literally trip in this sport all the fucking time. Are you actually fucking stupid or is this just the first hockey game you've ever seen?
Patrick @mister_ghost
This is exactly what everyone has been talking about, but all y'all shippers and sjws didn't want to acknowledge it. Hollander clearly threw that game, plain and simple. He was pissed about that article quoting his teammates and decided to punish them for it. Hope his career was worth it.
Shane's Ginger Ale @hollanville
Imagine being so wrong about everything all the time and yet still deciding to open your fucking mouth
lilia @montrealunoffical
No one has confidence quite like that of a subpar straight white man
May 7 9:14 PM
ShanePlease don't get involved
ShaneI don't want it to get worse
IlyaI won't💙
IlyaHow was it? With your team?
ShaneBad.
IlyaI'm so sorry, Shane
IlyaDid you leave with your parents already?
ShaneNo, I sent them home without me
ShaneI can't deal with my mom in fix-it mode right now
ShaneI'll go over there in a little bit. I just can't right now
IlyaI understand
IlyaWhere are you?
ShaneStill at the arena
ShaneI'm hiding up by the admin offices, waiting for everyone to leave
ShaneI'm taking all my shit home with me tonight.
ShaneI don't fucking care about post-season. I'm not coming back here
IlyaI'll be right there
Shane??
ShaneShouldn't you be getting on a plane right now?
IlyaYes, but I had a feeling.
IlyaWe will pack up your stuff, I will talk to Yuna, and then we will go home together. I can go back to Ottawa in the morning
ShaneYou should be celebrating with your team
IlyaI would much rather be with you
ShaneEven if I'm in a terrible mood and not ready to be happy for you yet?
IlyaEven then
IlyaAlso, Anya is at your house
ShaneThe truth comes out
Ilya😘
IlyaShane these hallways are a maze
IlyaWhere are you??
IlyaI will scream so you can find me
IlyaCome to my voice
Shaneoh my god STOP
Locker Room Roundup ✅ @LRROfficial
Montreal loses to Ottawa after shocking mistake by Hollander — but should we have seen this coming? (Read More)
Wyatt Hayes ✅ @Wy_Hazy
Locker Room Roundup I've grown quite unfond of you
Bleacher Report ✅ @BleacherReport
Rumors of discontent in the Montreal locker room continue to swirl after AC Hayden Pike was photographed exchanging tense words with Gilbert Comeau during a post-season press day. Captain Shane Hollander was notably absent from the event (Read More)
nhl (taylor's version) ✨ @realevaaa
Wow. Amazing. Hayden Pike isn't getting along with the known homophobes who are almost definitely harassing his best friend? Someone call the FBI.
May 9 10:21 PM
Ilya: I have to go back to Ottawa in the morning for practice
Hayden: Is Shane not going with you?
Ilya: Not yet
Ilya: He doesn't want to see his parents right now
Ilya: Yuna is....not happy about all of this
Hayden: Understatement of the century?
Ilya: Probably
Ilya: She means well, but Shane doesn't want to talk about it right now
Hayden: Understandable
Hayden: I'll drag him to lunch or something. Don't worry
Ilya: Thank you
Ilya: You are a good friend
Hayden: Wait for it...
Ilya: Much better than you are a hockey player
Hayden: Thought so
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
[4 Images]
Voyageurs' Captain Shane Hollander and Alternate Captain Hayden Pike photographed outside Montreal restaurant after being accosted by fans
centaurs era ⛸️ @mfstarboi
Fans???????
kaz @shaneageurs
If they're screaming slurs and obscenities at the players, they're not actually fans. Hope this fucking helps
chels @shanehollers
Love to see all of these assholes in hi-res though. Anybody recognize anyone?
Shane's Ginger Ale @hollanville
Let's send them the same way as Brad
boop @helenoflacroix
I'm new here, who's Brad?
Shane's Ginger Ale @hollanville
Exactly 😌
May 10 1:57 PM
Ilya: WHAT THE FUCK PIKE
Ilya: WHY DO I EVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING?!!?
Hayden: I'M SORRY!!!!
Ilya: Tell Shane to call me. He is not answering the phone
Hayden: On it
Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
Wake up, Cens-nation, it's GAME DAY!!! Your Ottawa Centaurs are facing off against the New York Admirals at home TONIGHT. Tune in at 8pm EST/5pm PST to see your boys make history!!
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
8pm? Seems like discrimination against the elderly to start the game after their bed time
Scott Hunter ✅ @Scott_Hunter
You need some new jokes
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
I didn't even say anything about you, Hunter. Maybe you need to have your eyes checked? Does your retirement home provide this service?
May 14 11:45 AM
Ilya: You are still staying off Twitter, yes?
Shane: Oh no
Shane: What now?
Ilya: Just terrible people being terrible
Shane: I thought it was starting to die down finally?
Ilya: Yes, mostly
Ilya: Is fine
Ilya: Don't worry about it
Shane: When has saying that to me ever worked?
Ilya: I'm an optimist
Shane: What the fuck???
Ilya: I told you not to look!!
Ilya: It's really fine
Ilya: Shane?
Ilya: Hello???
blue @27monroek
Imagine ruining your entire pro hockey career over a fuckboy like Rozanov who's definitely already cheating on you. I'd almost feel bad for Hollander if I didn't hate him so fucking much
reeeebecca @beepthemeep
hi quick question what the fuck
Kendall 🌺 @uhhhpuck
hobbyless behaviour
Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
Thanks for the concern, but my life is pretty fucking great, actually. Sorry to hear that you hate me so much, but I'm a little too busy at the moment supporting my extremely hot, insanely talented, and incredibly loyal fiancé on his Stanley Cup run to worry too much about what you and your seven twitter followers think of me.
That said, you can keep his name out of your fucking mouth.
Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
Oh, also, you might want to look into this: [Link]
hollzee @champayneproblems
OH MY GOD SHANE HOLLANDER DID NOT JUST SEND THIS MAN A LINK TO A ROGAINE AD I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
M~I~A @saltedackles
SHANE HOLLANDER VILLAIN ARC I AM SO HERE FOR THIS
cj🦇 @themontrealcentaurs
Hollander hasn't said a single word about any of the bullshit people have posted about him this week, but you say one word about his man…
⋆｡the pitt spoilers｡⋆ @apiculturista
[Photo ID: screenshot of profile for @27monroek, showing the account has been deleted]
JFC HE KILLED HIM
May 14 12:07 PM
Ilya: HOLLANDER
Shane: Problem?
Ilya: YES
Ilya: You are not here right now
Ilya: Is huge problem
Ilya: Get in the car immediately
Shane: I still have to pack
Ilya: No you don't
Ilya: Pack what? Clothes??
Ilya: You will not need them
Shane: In a little bit
Shane: Might need a nap first…
Ilya: NOW!!!!!!!
May 16 3:28 PM
Kyle added 10 people to the chat
Kyle renamed the chat Hockey Gays 🏒
Kyle
Hi friends! Since most of you
will be in the city this week
for games 3 and 4, I would
like to cordially invite you all
to come out to the
Kingfisher on Thursday
night
Kip
Kyle I told you not to name
the group chat that Kyle
Yes, but it was my idea, so
I get naming rights
Anyway, as I was saying
before I was so rudely
interrupted. We can all be
mortal enemies the rest of
the week, but if you or any
of your teammates want to
swing by for a free drink or
two, our doors are open!
Eric
*half price drinks
Full price if you're from
Ottawa
Harris🥰
Thank you for the invite but
I don't think I'm traveling
with the team this time 😭
Ilya:What???? Harris you are
coming.
Ilya:I will fix this
Ilya:Also, hello hockey gays.
Will Scott Hunter be there?
Scott
...
Yes.
Ilya:Good. I have very strict 9pm
curfew on nights before
games, want to make sure
we will be home by then. But
if old man Hunter is coming
then it will be fine.
Scott
Eric will also be there
Ilya:Yes but he is like half your
age and also fun
Scott removed Ilya from the chat
May 16 3:41 PM
Ilya: Shane add me back to the
group
Ilya: Shane
Ilya: Shane add me back
Ilya: Shane
Ilya: Shane
Ilya: Shane
Ilya: Shane
Shane: No
Shane💖 has notifications silenced
Ilya: DIVORCE
May 16 3:46 PM
Ilya: Troy add me back to the group
Ilya: Please
Troy: No
Ilya: Yes!
Ilya: I am the captain! You have to do what I say!
Troy: Remember how you were so insufferable on Twitter for like three weeks straight and ruined every single date I had planned with Harris?
Ilya: PLEASE I WANT TO BE PART OF THE HOCKEY GAYS
Troy: No
Troy: Suffer
May 16 3:50 PM
Troy added Harris and Shane to the chat
Troy
Nobody cave.
Harris, I'm looking at you
Harris
I would never!!
May 16 3:52 PM
Ilya: HARRIS PLEASE
Ilya: LET ME BACK IN
Harris: 😬
Harris: I have been told not to
Ilya: THIS IS BIPHOBIA
May 16 3:54 PM
Harris
...
I'm so sorry
Shane:NO
Troy
I fuckin knew it
May 16 3:55 PM
Harris added Ilya to the chat
Ilya:😈
Shane💖
DAMN IT HARRIS
Harris🥰
He accused me of being
biphobic!!!
Troy
You are so WEAK
Ilya:Is okay, I am on best
behavior
Ilya:Scott, I would like to please
come to your bar
Ilya:And I know you are only 47
which is not that old
Scott
I'm 34…
Ryan
Hey, guys. We're not gonna
be able to make it
unfortunately, but thank you
for the invite
Kip
No worries! We know it
was short notice
We'll miss you guys,
though!!!
Fabian
❤️
Kyle
Hey @Fabian what would it
take for me to convince
you to do a show here
over the summer?
I'm willing to offer up Eric
as a concubine if
necessary
Eric
Do I get a say in this?
Fabian
I'm free most of August, I'm
sure we can work something
out!
Ilya:Was that a yes on sexual
servitude from Bennett?
Eric
Thin fucking ice, Rozanov
Ilya:😘
May 17 11:09 AM
Ilya: Please moy podsvechnik
Ilya: It will be so fun
Ilya: I will get on my knees and beg
Shane: I said maybe!
Shane: And you being on your knees doesn't do too much for me when you're at practice all day
Ilya: [Attached Image]
Ilya: How about now?
Shane: I don't know, I think I need more convincing
Ilya: I always knew you were just using me for my body
Shane: Can you blame me?
Ilya: 😘
May 17 11:32 AM
Ilya: You try to distract me with compliments, but I forget nothing
Ilya: Please please please please PLEASE come to New York for gay hockey night
Shane: I don't know...
Shane: Won't it be weird if I go to NY? Like I'm your WAG or something?
Ilya: First of all
Ilya: You are not wag, I am wag. Everyone knows this
Ilya: Second
Ilya: It will not be weird because everyone will be there
Ilya: Will be more weird if you don't come to gay hockey night
Ilya: Because you are super gay
Ilya: It will be like straight hockey night without you
Shane: You're really not helping your case
Ilya: wait forget all of this
Ilya: let me try again
Ilya: It will be a fun, relaxed night with all the gay hockey players. No dancing, no loud music, just a nice time
Ilya: And also it would make me very very happy if you went
Ilya: And they have a pool table! You love to beat people at pool
Shane: Fine, I'll go
Ilya: Yay!
Ilya: 😘😘😘😘😘
Shane: 💙
Ilya: Be honest
Ilya: Was it being able to beat everyone at pool that convinced you?
Shane: ....maybe
Ilya: I love you so much
May 17 2:31 PM
Ilya:Hello Yuna and David
Ilya:What would you say to
babysitting your most sweet
most wonderful
granddaughter Anya for a
couple of days?
Yuna
I think she likes the dog
hotel better...
David
Don't listen to her!
Tell Anya she's welcome anytime!
Ilya:🥰🥰🥰
Ilya:[8 Attached Images]
Ilya:She cannot wait!
Yuna
I thought Shane was taking
her back to Montreal?
Shane💖
I have been talked into
going to New York
Ilya:He is so excited can you tell
😊
May 17 2:44 PM
Shane: I'm sorry
Shane: I am excited
Ilya: I know, I am just teasing
you 💙
Shane: Still
Shane: I want to make sure you know I really do want to be at your games
Shane: And I even want to go to a gay bar with you
Shane: I'm just sick of all the attention lately.
Shane: The things people are saying make me so angry I can't even see straight. Especially the things they say about you.
Shane: I'm just so fucking tired of all of it
Ilya: I know, sweetheart. I am, too
Ilya: But they will be talking about us anyway, I think
Shane: True
Shane: Might as well give them a good story, I guess
Ilya: How good of a story?
Ilya: I have ideas
Shane: Never mind. I'm not going
anymore
Ilya: NO
The Kingfisher ✅ @KingfisherNYC
Thank you to everyone who came out to watch the @NYAdmirals defeat Ottawa in Game 2 last night! Just as a heads up, we will be closed tomorrow night for a private event. But don't worry, we'll be open Friday and ready to celebrate another Admirals win with you all!
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
The only way you will be celebrating on Friday is if you become Centaurs fans after the party tomorrow
bri @getskipped
hold on. is he saying what i think he's saying
Rach 🎀 @moonbeamin
apropo of nothing I'll be spending tomorrow evening on the sidewalk in front of the kingfisher if anyone wants to join
May 19 6:17 PM
Haas
I need a ruling
Can everyone tell Bergy it's
rude to wear a Centaurs
shirt to the bar tonight
Wyatt
Come on, man
Bood
I'm with Haas
LaPointe
boo
🍅🍅🍅
Chouinard
not cool
Holmberg
FINE
lapointe stfu you told me
you were wearing a team
shirt when I asked you
yesterday
LaPointe
yea but i decided it didn't go
with my leather pants
Dykstra
I know I'm going to regret
asking this...
Your fucking what?
LaPointe
it's a gay bar! i'm trying
to assimilate
Harris🥰
...
Troy
I think everyone is uninvited
actually
LaPointe
NO I ALREADY HAVE THE
PANTS ON
which wasn't easy. just
ask young
Young
I have seen things I can't
unsee
Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
[4 Attached Images]
Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!
Vinny Young ✅ @vyoung04
apparently yall missed the fist fight that almost broke out over darts
Matti Jalo ✅ @MattiJayNHL
Because you and holmberg cheat
Erik Holmberg ✅ @erik_bergy
Or you and Vaughan suck
Carter Vaughan ✅ @CVaughan19
Beckett @boodsbbqs
The money I would pay to be a fly on the wall in this bar right now
Kyle @K_Swift
Don't waste your money, it's boring. @Wy_Hazy has been lecturing me and Wagner about the pros and cons of all the actors who have ever played Batman for like seven hours. I've literally never even seen an avengers movie
Wyatt Hayes ✅ @Wy_Hazy
Oh I'm going to be SICK
audrey @mrslucahaas
Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?
centaurs era ⛸️ @mfstarboi
Omfg that is him playing pool isn't it
sj ❦ @shaydenstan
Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.
May 19 7:49 PM
Shane: Stop
Shane: I know you're only doing that to get on my nerves
Ilya: I don't know what you mean?
Shane: STOP ORDERING LONG
NECKS
Ilya: 😘
May 19 8:37 PM
Ilya: STOP
Shane: Problem?
Ilya: YES
Ilya: YOU ARE BANNED FROM TALKING TO KYLE ABOUT NIPPLE PIERCINGS FOREVER
Shane: Why? Maybe I'm interested...
Ilya: Outside
Ilya: Now
Shane: No
Ilya: I will pick you up and carry you out of this bar
Shane: You wouldn't
Ilya: Try me, Hollander
May 19 8:41 PM
Harris: Did they just...
Troy: Yep. They sure did.
Harris: Outside?!?
Harris: Not even in the bathroom like civilized adults???
Troy: Would we call that civilized??
Harris: It's still better than the alley!
Troy: True
Troy: But actually civilized would be the office in the back with the door that locks...
Harris: oh really?
Troy: 😉
May 19 9:34 PM
Ilya: SHANE HOLLANDER
Shane: ?
Ilya: YOU ARE A LIAR
Shane: ??
Ilya: IT WAS ABOUT ME
Shane: Are you planning to start making sense at some point?
Ilya: YOUR FIGHT WITH HUNTER
Shane: oh no
Ilya: HE JUST TOLD ME
Ilya: IT WAS ABOUT ME
Shane: I'm going to kill him
Ilya: I can't believe you fought about me!!
Ilya: in 2013!!
Ilya: You were so in love with me!!
Shane: Wrong
Shane: I've never liked you
Shane: Ever
Shane: Not even a little bit
Ilya: You were so in love with me that you fought a senior citizen about it!
Ilya: Shane that's so cuuuute
Shane: You're the worst
May 19 9:42 PM
Shane: You suck
Scott: I do not accept blame for this!
Scott: How in the world was I supposed to know you didn't tell him??
Scott: Leave me out of your marriage
Shane: I think you very much want to be in our marriage 😉
Scott: Gross
Scott: Give him his phone back, Rozanov
May 19 10:32 PM
Shane: Where did you go?
Ilya: Playing poker with Kyle and Hazy
Shane: How much longer will you be?
Ilya: We just started this hand
Shane: Oh well
Shane: Our big fancy king-sized bed will be pretty lonely without you...
Shane: But I guess I'll make do
Ilya: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
May 19 10:34 PM
Kyle
Did Rozanov just leave??
We were playing poker and he just threw $300 on the table and walked away???
He had a straight flush??
Troy
I can absolutely guarantee you that you don't want to know
Haas
Oh no
I have the room next to them
Troy
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Kyle
Scott and Eric have an office in the back if you want to camp out here. There's a couch and I think we have some blankets? Let me check
WTF HAPPENED IN HERE?!
Troy
Uh... About that...
Harris🥰
😬
Haas
😔
I hope I get traded
May 20 9:03 AM
Shane: Are you working today while the team is at practice?
Harris: Nope!
Harris: I'm on vacation 😎
Shane: Want to get breakfast?
Harris: Absolutely 😋
May 20 9:29 AM
Kyle added 3 people to the chat
Kyle
So I can stop playing telephone
Kip
Kyle you're so dramatic
Your husband is retired
Kyle
Yeah but you wouldn't know it when NYC is in the playoffs
He never shuts up about hockey. He's driving me nuts
Harris
If you don't like hanging out with people who never shut up about hockey, you probably shouldn't have added me and Shane to the chat
Kyle
I'll never know peace 😔
Kip
🙄
Please excuse him. Unfortunately he's always like this
Anyway, if you can stomach hanging out with the enemy for a while, we'd love to get breakfast with you both while the boys are at practice!
Kyle
And we can be your tour guides if there's anything you want to do in the city!
Shane:@Kip I think Scott told me last night that you work for the Museum of New York?
Kip
I do!
We're technically closed today, but I'd be happy to give you guys a private tour!
Harris
That sounds amazing!! ❤️
Kyle
UGH
NERDS EVERYWHERE
Kip removed Kyle from the chat
May 20 9:42 AM
Kyle: BITCH
Kyle: I already have to spend my day at your stupid boring museum, and now you do THIS?!?
Kip: Who said you were even invited?
Kyle: I thought other WAGs were supposed to be nice and supportive
Kyle: You guys are the worst
Kyle: I hate it here 😔
Kip: 😘
nhl (taylor's version) ✨ @realevaaa
Not me being so hungover at brunch that I didn't realize we were sitting next to all the hockey husbands until they got up to leave 😭😭😭
ellie🏒 @hunterswingman
I can't lie, you really fucked up here
nhl (taylor's version) ✨ @realevaaa
This is the worst day of my lifeeeee
Harris Drover 🍎 @harrisdrover17
[3 Attached Images]
They only call it the big apple when I'm here 🍎🏳️🌈
rae-rae 👣 @getthispolin
Harris and Hollander face cards side by side this should be ILLEGAL
May 20 12:11 PM
Shane: [Attached Image]
Shane: They sell Hunter jerseys everywhere in this city
Ilya: 🤮
Shane: Should I get one to wear to the game tonight?
Ilya: You think you are so funny
Ilya: You are not
Shane: Kip says it would look good on me
Ilya: You can wear it to Hunter's memorial service
Shane: Because he's going to die of old age, or because you're going to kill him tonight?
Ilya: Yes
Kyle @K_Swift
I need anyone who ever thought hockey players were interesting to know that I just watched @ShaneHollander24 spend 30 full minutes looking at a replica model of NYC
Kyle @K_Swift
Actual footage of Shane Hollander
May 20 3:18 PM
Farah: Got a minute?
Shane: Only if it's good news
Farah: Calling now
May 20 5:20 PM
Ilya: I need good luck pictures of my lovely daughter please
David: [27 Attached Images]
Ilya: Thank you❤️
David: Go knock 'em dead!❤️
Ilya: Easy. I am playing Scott Hunter. He already has one foot in the grave
David: Ha!
May 20 5:39 PM
Eric
Where are you guys?
Kyle
We're in the security line
Hollander took forever in the museum
Ilya:Was your mistake for taking him in the first place
Kyle
I tried to convince them to do literally anything else
Scott
You know some of us have a mildly important hockey game starting in a few minutes
Ilya:You are right, Hunter. So sorry for the disturbance
Ilya removed Scott from the chat
May 20 5:47 PM
Scott: Please do not ever add me back to that group
Scott: I get enough of Rozanov as it is. I can't handle any more.
Kip: Deal
Kip: Now go destroy him on the ice 😘
Scott: If you insist
May 20 6:07 PM
Ilya: 💙💙💙
Ilya: You are here!!
Ilya: I saw you in the crowd!!
Shane: Well I was going to go to another hockey game, but my plans fell through
Shane: So I figured might as well
Ilya: You cannot ragebait me tonight
Ilya: I am too excited that you are here
Shane: Sap
Ilya: Yes
Ilya: Only for you
Ilya: And Anya
Shane: And my parents
Shane: Troy Barrett
Shane: Luca Haas
Shane: All of Hayden's kids
Ilya: Okay yes fine. You caught me. I am all soft inside
Shane: I'm aware 😘
Shane: Don't get too used to having me in the crowd for your games, though
Shane: Because starting next season it's never happening again...
Ilya: ...
Ilya: Hollander.
Ilya: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Ilya: Do not tease me. Is mean and I have game in 20 minutes
Shane: Farah called this afternoon. I sign the final paperwork on Monday
Shane: Sorry, I was going to wait until tonight to tell you
Ilya: Moya lyubov
Ilya: I have never been so happy
Ilya: My heart is like
Ilya: Too big for my chest
Ilya: 💙💙💙
Shane: I guess you'd better go win that game for me, then
Ilya: Easy 😘
sisi @thatssoselena
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poor in dollars but rich in that i am sitting behind the hockey gays
Kyle @K_Swift
@skipgrady vindication for the name of the groupchat!!
rose landry's oscar campaign @sid_williams
OMFG THERE'S A GROUP CHAT??!?!?!
Tanner T. @tanner_torres
Roz is fucking on one tonight. He's a blur out there
bri @getskipped
Must be because hollander is in the crowd
M~I~A @saltedackles
Omg is he really??
bri @getskipped
Yes!! They keep showing him on the jumbotron in the arena! He looks sooo fucking embarrassed every time too
M~I~A @saltedackles
Wait they just showed him on the broadcast cheering for Roz's goal!!
M~I~A @saltedackles
Wtf look at his little blush!! that boy is adorable. Ilya Rozanov teach me your ways
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
Admirals v. Centaurs tied 1-1 at the end of the first period. Goals scored by Ottawa's Rozanov and New York's Vaughan.
May 20 7:02 PM
Shane: Nice goal
Shane: Show off
May 20 7:18 PM
Ilya: I will blow you a kiss after the next one
May 20 7:51 PM
Shane: oh my god you actually did
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
We're still all tied up in New York going into the third period! Rozanov scores second goal on assist from Barrett, Hunter scores with assist from Wagner
Evie @projecthailevie
I did not just watch Ilya fucking Rozanov sit down in the penalty box, turn around, and wave to Shane Hollander. I did not just see that with my own eyes.
pike's #1 opp @hollanovtruther
And with the biggest fucking grin known to man on his face agahsjfiejsjs I used to pray for times like this
argyle @i-suggest-hollanov
I am going to EXPIRE
kjay @hologrammar
Wait so I just realized Rozanov has never had his boyfriend/fiancé in the crowds for one of his games before this series?? Like wtf that's actually so sad!
lizzie 💐 @paydenhike
So what I'm hearing is it's really actually a good thing that pike outed them
kjay @hologrammar
Don't even start with me. You're still in time out for your man's crimes
May 20 9:41 PM
Ilya: If we win tonight can I tell Twitter you fought Scott Hunter about me?
Shane: NO
Ilya: What if I get a hat trick?
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
3-3 at the end of regulation! We're going to overtime!
⋆｡the pitt spoilers｡⋆ @apiculturista
My heart for real can't take this
Harris Drover 🍎 @harrisdrover17
Tell me about it
centaurs era ⛸️ @mfstarboi
Never has a man looked so calm as Shane Hollander does right now. How does he do it
court ✨ @chiron4president
Complete faith in his man may this type of love find me IMMEDIATELY
Beckett @boodsbbqs
HOLY SHIT
audrey @mrslucahaas
LUCA HAAS YOULL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
Ottawa pulls off overtime victory over New York with an incredible short-handed goal from rookie Luca Haas! Centaurs now lead the series 2-1
May 20 10:12 PM
Ilya: If we win the Stanley Cup will you come kiss me on the ice like Kip?
Shane: No
Ilya: 😭😭😭
Shane: Maybe next year
Shane: When we win it together
Ilya: 💙💙💙
Shane: Was this your plan all along? Just so you could one up Scott Hunter?
Ilya: Yes
Ilya: in 2008 I saw baby-faced hockey player stalking me in an alley and thought "I have the perfect 13 year plan to embarrass Scott Hunter"
Shane: You say that like it's a joke, but I do actually believe that you would go to such lengths just to piss him off
NHL Radar ✅ @Hockey_Updates
Admirals-Centaurs series is tied at 2 wins apiece with NYC pulling off a 2-1 victory at home. We're headed back to Ottawa for Game 5 on Monday!
astro @stitch2417
I need NYC to win already so I don't have to see Hollander on my tv anymore. I swear to god they show him every five seconds. I'm so fucking sick of his face
rose landry's oscar campaign @sid_williams
Wow what a blow. I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep tonight on his piles of money and Ilya Rozanov's chiseled abs
Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24 🔁 rose landry's oscar campaign @sid_williams
It's my cross to bear 😔
Patrick @mister_ghost
Hollander's a fucking traitor. I can't believe he has the nerve to show his face in public, much less at a playoff game. What an absolute disgrace to the sport
🌹Rose ✅ @TheRealRoseLandry
oh my goddd u hate shane hollander? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24 🔁 🌹Rose ✅ @TheRealRoseLandry
May 22 4:05 PM
Ilya: Are you just doing this because I said you were too boring to be on twitter?
Ilya: Is not a fair competition if I'm not allowed to play
Ilya: Please? 😔
Ilya: I want to tell everyone it's not my chiseled abs you're crying on...
Shane: Oh my god
May 22 4:19 PM
Ilya: Harris aren't you going to yell at Shane for twitter misbehavior?
Ilya: Make him sit through boring class on appropriate social media conduct?
Harris: Why? He's not my
responsibility
Harris: At least you've been following my rules for once!
Ilya: No
Ilya: Shane asked me to leave it alone
Ilya: I only listen to him
Harris: Yeah that sounds about right
May 22 4:28 PM
Ilya: [Attached Image]
Ilya: Can I please tell him he's also in charge of you now too?
Ilya: It will ruin his day
Shane: We agreed not until after the playoffs
Shane: And I thought Harris was your friend??
Ilya: That was before he made me sit through four hour social media training on a Saturday morning
Ilya: No snacks!
Ilya: And he didn't even bring
Chiron!
Ilya: Cruel and unusual punishment
Shane: I'm with Harris
Shane: You deserved it
Ilya: I'm going to tell him you are very passionate about social media and want to be in all of his videos
Shane: Do not
Ilya: He has been talking about starting a podcast too...
Shane: STOP
Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
We're all tied up at 3 wins apiece, which means it all comes down to TONIGHT!! Join your Centaurs at home for Game 7 against the @NYAdmirals!! #LetsGoCenz
Petra (she/her) @cenzzzzzz
Not one not two but three Hollanders in attendance tonight be still my beating heart
court ✨ @chiron4president
There's just something so dear to me about Shane and Yuna wearing plain clothes meanwhile David Hollander is fully in a Rozanov jersey
🌟🌟🌟 @hazyskneepads
what the fuck was that call?? ref do you have fucking eyes???
audrey @mrslucahaas
Shane Hollander is currently on his feet screaming so loud about that bullshit call on Roz that I can hear it from across the rink. Centaurs season tickets are the best investment I have ever made
rae-rae 👣 @getthispolin
Roz getting distracted from his own tirade at the refs because he heard Hollander yelling oh they are SO MARRIED
Tanner T. @tanner_torres
😔
pike's #1 opp @hollanovtruther
You'll get em next year, boys ❤️
Beckett @boodsbbqs
I know we lost but fuck I still can't believe we made it this far
centaurs era ⛸️ @mfstarboi
Next season is our year I can just FEEL IT
centaurs era ⛸️ @mfstarboi
Yuna Hollander liked that tweet???
Yasa Ava 👑 @caethari_aeduria
OH I AM STARTING A R U M O R
Gay Hockey Updates @gay_nhl
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Shane Hollander photographed embracing Ilya Rozanov on the ice after Game 7 loss to NYC
hollzee @champayneproblems
Shane Hollander the wag to end all wags
argyle @i-suggest-hollanov
I fear hollanov nation may be eating too good lately
rose landry's oscar campaign @sid_williams
Look at Rozy cheesin he doesn't even care that he lost the cup
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
Of course I care. Consolation prize was pretty good, though 😘
Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
OH MY GOD DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT???
May 29 10:02 AM
Ilya: Of course you are not
consolation prize
Ilya: You are much better than a
stanley cup
Shane: 💙
Ilya: ...
Ilya: Say it back.
Ilya: Shane?
Ilya: Shane?!?!
Shane: No comment.
Ilya: BRAT
Us Weekly ✅ @USWeeklyMag
Our July issue hits stands in two weeks, featuring our exclusive interview with hockey stars and soon-to-be newlyweds Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov! Pre-order your copy here!
GLAAD ✅ @GLAAD
🚨 Just announced! 🚨
We're thrilled to have Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander joining us as presenters for our upcoming GLAAD Media Awards! Join us next Sunday beginning at 7PM EST/4PM PST for a night to remember!
Calvin Klein ✅ @CalvinKlein
Meet our newest brand ambassadors: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Full photoshoot drops July 31st!
chels @shanehollers
GODDAMN
kaz @shaneageurs
The devil works fast but Yuna Hollander works faster
Kendall 🌺 @uhhhpuck
Girls will be like I needed this and it's just a Hollanov press tour….It's me, I'm girls
Shane's Ginger Ale @hollanville
IM SORRY HOLLANDER-ROZANOV CALVIN KLEIN CAMPAIGN???? I MAY PERISH
hollzee @champayneproblems
As soon as Ilya Rozanov sees the thirst tweets about Hollander in his underwear I'm pretty sure we're all going to perish
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
Siri how do I cancel a contract
June 23 4:31 PM
Ilya: Okay?
Shane: Okay
Ilya: You're sure?
Shane: Yeah
Shane: Let's do it😘
June 23 4:35 PM
Ilya:Attention everyone🚨
LaPointe
how come he gets to announce his presence but when i do it i get kicked out of the group chat???
Ilya:Captain's privileges
Troy
Is there a point to this?
It's the off season. I'm busy trying to forget you all exist.
Ilya:Yes
Ilya renamed the group Centaurs
Bood
?
Chouinard
Why did Hollander get voted off the island?
Shane💖
I didn't...
Dykstra
Then why the name change?
Troy
OH HOLY SHIT
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!?!
Ilya:[Attached Image]
Ilya:😊
Haas
!!!!!!!!!
LaPointe
HOLY SHIT
Dykstra
NO FUCKING WAY
Young
OH MY GOD
Harris🥰
13 year old Harris is living his best life today❤️
Wyatt
You look great in red, Shane!!!
Bood
WE'RE GETTING THAT FUCKING CUP, BABY!!!!
