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    You were on a train, half-asleep and heading toward the only vacation you'd saved for in months, when a beam of light stole you from your seat and dropped you on the pristine floor of an alien spaceship. The creature waiting for you was tall, blue, six-eyed, and inexplicably thrilled to meet you. He called himself Satoru Gojo, said your job had been permanently discontinued, informed you with absolute sincerity that your mitochondria were top 12%, and presented to you a bedroom filled with manga and cat plushies. He was ridiculous. He was terrifying. He was, against every rational instinct you had, the most endearing thing you'd ever met. He was also, according to his instruments, a 97.51% match as a soulmate for you.

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