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MHA Oneshits

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Goofy little oneshots

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Chapter 1: I'm just gonna shake

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Izuku lay in his dorm room staring up at his All Might poster, his body sore and tired after another day of training. 

It was his first night in the new UA dorms and he’d already setttled in, obviously his room wasn’t as spectacular as the others but it was perfect to him. 

He was just about to shut his eyes for a good night's sleep until he heard the most obnoxious in the entirety of history start to play. 

“Shake it off, shake it off off off!” started blaring from the room next to his. 

Izuku opened one annoyed eye and wanted to tear at the wall in anger. 

He just wanted to sleep, why wouldn’t the world let him sleep? 

Wearing his All Might night slippers he practically kicked open the door of next door’s dorm. 

“Turn it off!” he yelled before taking in the fact that number one, this was Kacchan’s room and he was currently sitting cross legged on the floor with his ear buds in meditating in a typical Kaachan manner. 

Aggressively. 

Trying to hold in laughter Izuku tapped him on his bopping shoulders. 

Kaachan opened an unimpressed eye, “The fuck you want, Deku?” 

“You’re earbuds aren’t in” he chuckled. 

Bakugo scrambled to turn off his music and took a sigh of relief before realisation dawned. 

At that moment Izuku could see the five stages of grief flash through his eyes. 

Denial: “I don’t know what you’re talking about” he growled. 

Anger: “Why the fuck are you in my room?” 

Bargaining: “I swear I will do whatever you want if you keep this between you and me” 

Depression: He looked at Izuku morosely as if he had lost everything 

Acceptance: ... 

Hell no he went back to anger. 

“Deku you better not fucking tell anyone” Explosions igniting in his palms as death threats. 

“I don’t have to” Izuku smiled as Mina, Denki and Kirishima barged in being the busy bodies they were. 

“Wow Baku-bro you’re a swiftie?” Kirishima asked, “manly i guess?” 

Mina looked around his room taking in the figurines and posters, “Jesus you’re almost as All Might obsessed as Midoriya” 

“Wow Bakugo I guess the haters gonna hate, am I right?” 

Kacchan looked ready to kill all four of them in that instant before sighing and landing on his bed. 

“Fuck off” he muttured, exhausted. 

“Nah we’ll stay, it’ll be like a sleep over” Mina squealed. 

Izuku took this as his time to leave or Kacchan might actually murder him this time.  

Later that night after he’d finally found sleep despite the laughter and giggles he could hear Bakugo whispering through the walls, “I will kill you tomorrow dude” 

“Hey don’t blame Midoriya just cuz I made you look beautiful” Mina laughed as Izuku could hear Denki and Kirishima snorting in the background. 

“You’re done” 

Trying to calm his nerves he slept not knowing the revenge Kacchan would exact the next day.