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1. going dutch by jdmara

   Fandoms: The Dirties (2013)  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Matt Johnson/Owen Williams
   • Matt Johnson (The Dirties)
   • Owen Williams (The Dirties)
   • Movie Night
   • Masturbation
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Rape Fantasy
   • discussion of fictional rape scene
   • Dumb teenagers being dumb
   • Implied Gender Dysphoria
   • inventing sexual roleplay as a plausible deniability way to jerk off with your buddy
   • Mid-Canon
   • Homophobia
   • spoilers for the paul verhoeven movie spetters if you care about that
   • lighter and funnier and way less serious than the tags make it sound i promise

   Summary

   Matt and Owen have a movie night while they're at Matt's family's cottage. Things devolve from there.

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   Within the first fifteen minutes, Matt turns to him and says, breathy with laughter, "Dutch sounds stupid, eh? Like English and German all mixed up and turned inside out."

   "C'mon, man, I'm trying to keep up with the captions," Owen says. "Can you not…"

   "Not talk? But that's half the fun. Oh, shit, she's taking her top off, look. You can always rely on Verhoeven for tit shots. The man loves tits. We should re-watch Starship Troopers sometime."

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   English

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