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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

Summary:

iPad stumbled upon a mysterious looking cave he heard about from two of his contestants. Upon entering, he discovers that he wasn't exactly alone.

Notes:

started writing this a few days ago but ended up finishing it at 11pm and posting it at 12am. i didn't reread this, okay. also supposed to be a smut fanfic but i didn't know what i was doing so i ended up writing this bs i guess lol.

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"Now who on earth would build a whole metal door just for a cave?!" iPad complained.

He stood in front of the cave, surrounded with a bunch glowing crystals that had variety of color. In the middle, there was a thick, big metal door blocking its entrance with a password input box by the side of it.

The only reason iPad even came here in the first place was mainly because he heard about it from Cup and Phone talking about it together but never really told iPad about it. He thought it was a bunch of bogus but he still decided to check if it was real and lo and behold, I guess sometimes his contestants were right.

"Hello. For access to the facility, please state the password." A robotic female voice rang from the password input.

"Uhhh.... Password..?" iPad guessed

"Incorrect. You have two more tries or else you will be terminated." The same robotic female voice responded back.

"Yeesh, yeah I'd rather not want that type of faith" iPad chuckled awkwardly with a hint of worry. He pondered for a second or two before an idea popped in his head. He remembered when Cup made a bunch of random computer noises whilst talking about the same door. It sounded stupid but hopefully this is worth a try.

He sighed in preparation before he suddenly made a bunch of weird computer noises and believe it or not, it somehow worked.

"Password correct." The password input responded as the thick metal doors finally opened in a sliding motion.

iPad finally took a step into the cave. It honestly looked well furnished and... almost like a place to live. I mean there is a kitchen with a bunch of cupboards and some stairs, leading somewhere above but... it wasn't somewhat like a house of course.

He kept walking around the place, getting a good look at the nice interior of the cave. He walked near where the cupboards were, checking inside some of them which actually had enough food to live here for almost months.

"Seems like someone has a pretty cozy place to live here... I wonder how they even manage to do all of this?" iPad questioned to himself.

"Why don't you ask 'em?" An unexpected, deep, alarming voice was spoken behind iPad, which made him flinch with his expression shifting to an alarmed and shocked look.

iPad slowly turned his body around and that's when he saw... him. Mace crossing his arms, leaning his back against the wall of the cave as he looked at iPad with a mischievous grin. The same guy who once tried to permanently kill all of his contestants. For what reason perhaps? We will never know.

"Well well well... If it isn't the host of Object Invasion himself..! What an unexpected guest..." Mace spoke up, chuckling sinisterly afterwards.

"Y- You...! Wh- what are you doing here?!" iPad pointed at him as he asked with a shock tone with a hint of slight fear and worry. Mace just chuckled at his reaction as he started to take slow steps towards iPad.

"Why this is my little hideout, iPad... What else do you think?" He responded in such a nonchalant manner as he continued to walk towards where iPad was.

He eventually stood in front of where iPad was where he was backed up against a wall. His big, tall and almost chubby but still muscular build towering over iPad's slightly small figure. He looked like he could just snap iPad like a twig if he wanted to but for some reason, he just stood over him with a wide smile.

Mace then suddenly puts out one of his arms, putting it right beside of iPad's face which made him flinch again.

"A- a- are you gonna kill me now...?" iPad questioned weakly which made Mace laugh hysterically at his question.

"Oh! iPad... aren't you just hilarious? Do you really think someone like me would actually kill you?" Mace laughed which iPad looked back at him with a confused, worried expression.

"Okay you know, normally I actually would but..." He comically paused for a few seconds before continuing, "...it just feels... way too easy with just you suddenly coming to my place... uninvited. And trespassing into my property."

"Oof... Yeah... You know, m- maybe I shouldn't have broken into your hideout without your permission sooo... I- I guess I'll be leaving now! Heh..." iPad responded awkwardly as he pointed to the door. He was about to walk away until another arm stopped him from his tracks, completely trapping iPad with Mace.

"Woah there..! Who said I wanted you to leave, hm?" Mace teased as he looked at iPad's awkward demeanor with a grin.

"C'mon iPad. You came all the way here just for you to just... leave already? Don't you wanna at least have some... fun if you know what I mean~" Mace teased again with a suggestive tone to it which iPad immediately caught on. A subtle hint of blush appeared on iPad's cheeks.

"Wh- what are you talking about? A- aren't you my literal enemy? Don't you hate me? Y- you were planning on killing me before. Are you seriously trying to flirt with me?" iPad rambled with these questions with curiosity and confusion. I mean, why would the same guy who tried to kill off all of his contestants suddenly started to act all flirty with him?

Mace laughed at iPad's naivety. "You do make good points there. Sure, I don't like you much and I sometimes wish you were dead but just like what they always say... keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer~" he flirted as his cocky grin still present on his face.

"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴." iPad thought silently in his mind. iPad felt a bit hesitant about this situation. I mean on one hand, he's literally being flirted by an attempted mass murderer who could kill him at any moment. But on the OTHER hand... it won't hurt to try and maybe it could be fun for just a bit. He let out sigh as he responded.

"Alright fine. But after this, we pretend this never happened, okay?" Mace chuckled in response. Suddenly, he moved both of his hands which were previously placed beside iPad's head before wrapping them around his body, which iPad blushed even more in response. "Of course. This will only be a temporary thing between us~"

Mace slowly leaned his head towards iPad's, their lips crashing together turning it into a kiss. Both of them kept letting out muffled whimpers and moans back and forth with iPad wrapping his arms around Mace's neck. iPad felt his enemy's hand travelling slowly around his body, feeling every inch of texture on iPad's clothes and also some part of his body.

Mace's grip got tighter and his tongue got greedier. His tongue smoothly slipping inside iPad's mouth, exploring every crevis with his tongue and savoring the taste of the inside of iPad's mouth. It took iPad by surprise but he didn't protest.

It lead to both of them letting out whimpers and muffled moans back and forth until after a couple minutes later, Mace parted from the kiss, leading both of them to pant from exhaustion. He looked at iPad with a confident grin as he chuckled slightly, taking a good look at iPad's deeply red tinted face from the deep kiss.

"M- Mace, I-" Before iPad could even give a proper comment on what just happened, Mace moved one of his hands from iPad's body to his chin, moving it to the side, his neck now more visible to Mace.

"Shhh... Just shut up and let me do my thing~" Mace dismissed him as his head quickly leaned forward, biting, sucking and licking on his exposed skin.

iPad let out an accidental loud moan from the action, quickly covering his mouth with his hands which made Mace chuckled in response.

"Ohh, iPad... Don't you just make the most wonderful noises~?" Mace teased as he continued to nibble on iPad's neck. iPad grumbled in annoyance and flusteredness but he couldn't stop leaning his body towards Mace's and tilting his head to give him more access.

It felt so odd to iPad. Why was he so vulnerable and submissive towards his literal enemy? If the contestants knew, it would be hella embarrassing and would probably never recover if something like that would happen. That question should also apply to Mace as well. Well, of course being the polar opposite with him being the more dominant and controlling towards the person he wanted dead for a while. It was such a bizarre experience for both of them and yet, the two of them couldn't get enough of it.

After like a solid 5 minutes of just pure neck biting from Mace, he pulled back his head, letting out a sigh, or possibly maybe even a moan, who knows, of satisfaction. He glanced at iPad who was purely tapped out.

He was panting, whimpering and overall just a pure mess. God this was such an embarrassing moment for him. But he couldn't deny he had a lot of fun from this experience. Mace couldn't help but chuckle at iPad's washed up self, feeling quite satisfied that he beat him in a very.... special way.

"Welp, looks like our fun is done." Mace snickered. He eventually backed away from iPad, turning around as he placed his hands behind his head in a relaxed manner. He continued with "Hope we'll get to see each other again if we crossed paths or maybe even end up fighting. Who knows?"

"Hope to see you next time, 𝘪𝘗𝘢𝘥." Mace laughed it off one last time and before you know it, he just walked away, leaving his own hideout where iPad was still there, worn out and just a complete mess.

iPad let out a sigh as he stood up straight. His hand moved to where his neck was, scratching it slightly at the back of it, feeling a slight stinging pain from the hickeys Mace gave when his hand came in contact on his neck.

"Tch, what an idiot and a weirdo." He silently snickered to himself. He adjusted the collar on his clothes to make sure it hid the kisses on his neck so it wasn't too visible for the contestants, or even anyone else to see.

He looked around one last time before taking a step and heading towards the exit of this damn cave.