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1. Vampires Will Never Hurt You by morerandombullshit

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Enjin & Zanka Nijiku & Riyo Reaper & Rudo Surebrec
   • Tamsy Caines & Zanka Nijiku
   • Enjin & Semiu Grier
   • Semiu Grier & Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Cthoni Andor & Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Hii & Fu Orostor (Gachiakuta)
   • Enjin & Fu Orostor
   • Rudo & Jabber Wonger
   • Amo Empool/Rudo Surebrec
   • Amo Empool & Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Tamsy Caines & Delmon Gates (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijiku & Follo Tunito (Gachiakuta)
   • Zodyl Typhon & Jabber Wonger
   • Cthoni Andor & Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Cthoni Andor/Semiu Grier (Gachiakuta)
   • Enjin & Zanka Nijiku & Riyo Reaper & Gris Rubion & Rudo Surebrec (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku
   • Enjin (Gachiakuta)
   • Gris Rubion
   • Tamsy Caines
   • Delmon Gates
   • Arkha Corvus
   • Semiu Grier
   • Riyo Reaper
   • Tomme Mima
   • Zodyl Typhon
   • Cthoni Andor
   • Masochist Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Sadist Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijuku has an Inferiority Complex (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka has autism and ocd too he gives that vibe and idk why but he hides it super well
   • ADHD JABBER SUPREMACY I SCREAM FROM MY ROOFTOP
   • Jabber Wonger is a Little Shit (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber's a vampire here has this been done?????
   • theres an in fic explanation i just feel as if he'd be a vampire
   • I Wrote This While Listening to My Chemical Romance's Music
   • My Chemical Romance References
   • theyre gonna be in it IF this is a vamp Janka fic Jabber would LOVE mcr
   • Obsessive Zanka Nijiku
   • Obsessive Jabber Wonger
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Human/Vampire Relationship
   • Vampire Bites
   • Vampire Sex
   • ive never written vampires BUT ill be binging shit for it
   • deadass asked my mom what blood was most similar to human to write this
   • RAHHHHHHHHHH ITS RATTLING IN MY PEA SIZED BRAIN
   • listening to mcr as i type these tags
   • vampire money is playing ugh its so good
   • I Don't Even Know
   • i love the concept i just frehffegg
   • Zanka Nijiku is Bad at Feelings (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is His Own Warning (Gachiakuta)
   • Canon-Typical Jabber Wonger Freakiness (Gachiakuta)
   • Jabber Wonger is Bad at Feelings (Gachiakuta)
   • Repressed Sadist Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • They all need a hug
   • TAMSY MY KING (ikik ive seen some spoilers but BUT i love the dude hes so silly)
   • narrated by Tamsy intermittently
   • does that make any sense
   • The Fabulous Killjoys (Danger Days) Are Not MCR
   • well i mean theyre ocs kinda but also very obviously ripped off mcr
   • mcr's been taking over my brain for months okay its only natural
   • also TELL ME THE KILLJOYS WHETHER THEYRE MCR OR NOT WOULDNT FIT INTO THE GROUND
   • SPECIFICALLY CANVAS TOWN
   • Team Akuta as Family (Gachiakuta)
   • Blood and Violence
   • Blood Drinking
   • Blood Kink

   Summary

   After their second fight, Zanka and Jabber have to live with everything that comes after. What they don't expect, however, is being obsessed with the thought of each other and not being able to stop thinking of each other in every waking and sleeping moment. Adding into that mix is the fact that Jabber is something...well, different, and that just makes it even more complicated.

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