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1. My Favorite Kind of Poison by Deadfish__2

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Mar 2026

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   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku & Riyo Reaper
   • Riyo Reaper & Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Cthoni Andor & Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Enjin & Zanka Nijiku
   • Zanka Nijiku & Rudo Surebrec
   • Zodyl Typhon & Jabber Wonger
   • Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku
   • Riyo Reaper
   • Rudo Surebrec
   • Enjin (Gachiakuta)
   • Cthoni Andor
   • Zodyl Typhon
   • Cleaners Ensemble (Gachiakuta)
   • Raiders Ensemble (Gachiakuta)
   • Kyouka Nijiku
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • Fluff
   • Frenemies to Co-parents to Lovers
   • Cleaners as Family (Gachiakuta)
   • Raiders as Family (Gachiakuta)
   • This baby is a community project atp
   • Soft Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Soft Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Found Family
   • Kid Fic
   • Nijiku Family Drama (Gachiakuta)
   • Masochism
   • Switching
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • dont know how far I'm willing to go yet so that one might change
   • POV Alternating
   • OOC
   • i tried my best to keep them in character
   • but there's no way this would happen with the cannon personality's
   • Insecure Zanka Nijiku
   • Enjin is not ready to be a grandpa
   • Zanka vs his emotions
   • Good Older sister Cthoni

   Summary

   “You are not gonna believe what I found,” Jabber said, revealing what he had apparently been hiding behind his back this whole time. And holy shit was he right, because the absolute last thing Zanka had been expecting the man to reveal was a baby. A fucking baby. He pinched himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

   Jabber held the baby up to Zanka’s face, “Doesn’t she totally look like she could be our daughter! See, she’s even got your weird striped eyebrows.” If Zanka had the energy he would punch him.

    

   Or: Two idiots impulse adopt a baby and now have to figure out the best way to simultaneously raise it, and avoid their growing feelings for each other.

   Language:

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