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1. I'm A What Now? Well, Ok, I guess by Assassination_Midoriya

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   25 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood & Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Bad Friend Hermione Granger
   • Bad Friend Ron Weasley
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Hermione Granger Bashing
   • Fred Weasley Lives
   • Dark Harry Potter
   • Blood and Violence
   • eventually
   • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • BAMF Neville Longbottom
   • BAMF Luna Lovegood
   • Bamf Weasley Twins
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Im not done plannign yet
   • give me time
   • Slow to Update

   Summary

   Harry genuinely thought that with Voldemort dead, his life would become simple. But how wrong he was. Arrested, sentenced to death on the accusation of use the Killing Curse and treason and being the next Dark Lord, AND his closest friends betraying him, all in the same day. So, Harry made a vow.

   He'd get revenge on the ones who betrayed him, and if they think he's the next Dark Lord?

   Fine.

   Harry would make everyone learn why you didn't poke the bear when he didn't have anything to really lose anymore.

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   English

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